Its 6pm and I’m just making it onto the metro. I’m tired after a long day and am ready to go home and force myself into the gym (or sit on the couch and think about it). I sit down and open my issue of “The Economist” and read about Bill Gates leaving Microsoft.
At the next stop … something on the floor catches my eye. Its a toe … actually a set of them. They are rocking a fresh french manicure (so sexy) and are resting in a pair open toed stilletos. My interest is piqued.
I continue to move my eyes upward as Bill Gates starts to lose my attention. I see some gold straps wrapped around the smoothest caramel skin and a set of tall slender legs. I continue my trek North to find exposed and toned thighs under a short body hugging skirt. Who is Bill Gates again?
Now … my jaw drops. Ass for days is an understatement. And not only is it large … but its perfectly rounded. The tight skirt hugs every curve just right and I marvel at the feats that have been made in clothing production … because its amazing anything can hold all that together without ripping.
A slender waist greets me on my way to a set of just … heavenly mounds. Their close to perfect … hell … they are perfect. Round, perky, well formed. She is turned to the side … so I get a nice side view and can make out all the details. Her hair drapes down the open back of her top … silky and with a heavenly sheen. Something you want to play with as she lays on your chest. It covers more of the silky smooth skin that I was treated to before.
She is looking forward reading the metro map … her face just out of view. My mind races … what to say? How do I approach her? Is my breath straight? I only have a few seconds before I launch into my approach.
She finishes reading. I hold my breath … steadying my nerves … anticipation at its highest. I forget where I am. I don’t remember where I’m going. I only have one thing on my mind.
Until I see her face …
I have heard of being hit with an ugly stick … but GOTDAMN! Like a whole fleet of ugly trains ran over her … then someone mad at the world just decided to take out their agression on the remains of her face. Its like a perfect storm of unattractiveness … all concentrated onto this one place.
If I wasn’t such a Christian … I would question His’ existance.
So … does it matter? I mean … the body is 90% of her physical form. The prototype from the neck down is still pretty good … right? Does this butter-face (everything looks good but-her face) not deserve at least a little bit of my attention? Doesn’t ass & titties conquer all? Hmmmm … decisions decisions.
What would you do?
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July 10th, 2008 at 8:32 am
ROTFLMBAO! Stop please! On a serious tip face appearance is a huge factor so if you are interseted get to know her and mabybe maybe her face will grow on you.
July 10th, 2008 at 8:49 am
ROTFLMAO…that is some mean sh*t!!!!! lol. SBM let me find out you be dogging folks. I may request a picture of you soon so the readers can make sure you have the right to call someone busted! lmao!
July 10th, 2008 at 9:10 am
I thought men dint care about face as long as the body was banging. Besides hair and makeup does wonders these days.
July 10th, 2008 at 9:28 am
Give lurker a quater, hes got it down.
Like I said before.. im such a sucker for a good weave and some light contacts and oh man cant get enough foundation on yo face girl… let me apply that with a spatula for ya honey (splat)
I know most dudes will say “I hate weaves” “I like my women natural” well I gues im DAT OTHA NIGGA
The irony of me saying that though. I wouldnt go on vacation with miss ER and wont bring her in public because Im insecure about her looks…. any of yall sistas can help my ditsy blonde doctor apply some makeup? hell Ill pay you!
July 10th, 2008 at 9:36 am
NIGGAS!!
July 10th, 2008 at 9:42 am
my opinion on bodies may not be the same as most brothas though. I notice alot of my peers will say a gal has is hot when she has a ok face, D cup chest… but looks like she sat her fat ass on the couch eating bon bons for the past 4 years. almost like “she has a great body” now = she has large boobs. what ever happened to brothas wanting a flat tummy… defined feminine back and shoulders…. sleek legs…. boobs that are actually LARGER than her stomach, hips that are wider than her lovehandles! dudes I run into seem to be letting alot slide for the sake of total size of boobs and total size of ass and not ratio.
one thing ya gotta love about black women… they could give a fuck what a niggas body looks like. Ive yet to have a sista compliment me or swoon about anything below my neck, while latino, asian, indian, and especially white women will act like teenage boys over body parts. but conversely…. I have never had a white chick talk about my eye color and eyelashes but sistas seem to like them both a bunch. see thats why I need a sista, my eyes will always stay the same but Im gonna be flabby wit a huge gut in about 8 more years.
July 10th, 2008 at 9:57 am
Hasani…lol…for once I have to agree. Men are not as big on flat tummy’s as they use to be. Maybe it’s because we’ve gotten away from the images that society force fed us as perfection. We can’t always have the body of a greek goddess. I know what you’re going to say, work out, hit up the gym right. Well I’m here to tell you we are all different. Even when I was a size 4 and ran track I had a little pouch, so thank the lawd for my fat ass and big breasts because at a healthy size 8 trust that the pouch hasn’t disappeared.
And I know it may not seem like black women care about a man’s body but I beg to differ, we don’t stress out about like our sister counterparts and you guys do, but we definitely take notice. Most of the guys I have dated had athletic builds, hell they were either athletes or gym-o-holics, but what can I say I do love my men hard and thick(take that as you will). But as we get older physical appearance no longer is the deciding factor…yes it would great to have a man with less than 10% body fats who loves me, but loving me is more important than the package that loves comes in. But I will say this, TEETH MATTER!!! No ifs ands or buts about it…baaabay we heading straight to the dentist for reconstructive surgery if the teeth need help…gotta have beautiful teeth.
July 10th, 2008 at 10:06 am
DAYUMMM… that shyt is funny. I’ve been there before. Girl so ugly I HAD to spit. For me it matters. I can’t have a woman who is a 2 bagger. 1 bag for her face and 1 bag for my face, incase her bag blows off. I mean don’t get me wrong the body is bangin..but the face has gotta be workable too.
@ Teacia I agree teeth matter soo much to me.. can’t have a jacked up grill.
July 10th, 2008 at 11:03 am
LOL…comedy with a touch of eloquence
Physical attraction is definitely important amongst two people. However, there is a recurring theme how a woman’s assests are a deal breaker from the two or three males that visit and respond on this site.
Let me counter with a question: Do you think the “butter face” put so much effort in her physical features because guys only care about aspects of a lady from the neck down? Maybe he will fall in love one day while grabbing a fist full of hair and a fist full of ass. Perhaps he will get to know her and think to himself “man, she twist her lip up like that, it’s kinda cute.” Hasani, enlighten me.
July 10th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Butt to Gut ratio does matter…Not cute when your gut is bigger than your butt…seen the commerical when the girl says “and this muffin top is NOT cute”
July 10th, 2008 at 11:38 am
SBM - Next time you see butter face, give her say it isn’t contact information.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
I just woke up (YEAH IN MY OWN DAMN BED)..that was SUPER fuckyn funny as hell.
At the end of the day, I didn’t think a dude cared either. But I wonder what a butter face looks like. I need a better description. Was she giving you masculine features, big hands, dude-a-licious smile???? I need DETAILS DETAILS DETAILS.
My grandmother used to always say that if a man can look sometimes better than a woman (AS A WOMAN) there is no reason for a woman to EVER EVER look beat (I’m paraphrasing, but you get the point). Rue Paul always comes to mind.
but obviously if someone told her she was bangin, she accentuates the “banginosity”, and she probably also felt men appreciated a toned thigh better than a face.
But life sure as hell aint fair…a guy could be fat as hell/ or facially challenged and still pull the baddest bytch…no questions asked.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Then again SBM after showing us that Cheaters video….with the “woman” who looked clearly in the tranny middle of things…maybe he/she was going through a “process” like a cocoon sort of situation…(if I was a dude) I would have taken the number. And in like 3 months you could have been lookkin at a beautiful butterfly with a peeled and tucked banana. LOL
coffee time
July 10th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Comeback I’m going to need for you to not need coffee in the middle of the damn afternoon…that is unless you were up late due to some extra curricular activities…lol.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Espresso runs through my veins and I’m still on a New Mexico time zone. Its actually still morning there.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Comeback sleept til 11pm and HNIC sleeps more than 2 hours? Oh man Nigga-itus must be setting into us Tiffany
@teacia: Umm dont misconstrue 80’s model body obsession with having a feminine body. Fat is fat. sitting down 24/7 eating cheetoes and sayin “niggas like my phat azz” is not a females body. and dudes are so messed up these days thinkin that shit is cute. taking a 38 inch waist just cuz she has a 40 inch hip is a no go. too many guys seem overly obsessed with the total size of the ass and not the curve.
We are a sleak race by nature anyway… at least we were for the first 270 years. damn I love watching the williams sisters. you brothas should be lookin for that right there, thats perfection of a butterface.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Yes Hasani we agree a fat ass is a fat ass. Actually a woman whose gone from a 14 to a 12 and at 5 7 1/2 is indeed obese. Get the American Fitness Association on the mainline TODAY.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
And yes Nigga-itus…is having your plane land at 130 AM EST and making it home at 2AM. And then sleeping another 10 hours to make up for the time change for almost a week.
That is lazier than LAZY.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Imma munch on these Goldfish while catching up on these comments…sittin’ on my PHAT AZZ!
Maybe Hanasi is looking for a dark skinned lady that’s built like a 12 year old boy. Hasani, are you Catholic?
July 10th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Hasani you’re just looking for an argument and if I didn’t look so damn good I would probably oblige…but since that’s not the case I’ll just let you have it.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Comeback girl I forgot you said you were going to be in New Mexico after the holidays…how was N.O.? And I will be coming up there the second weekend in August since I couldn’t pull in a last minute flight this past week.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
***coming out from lurking for the first time here***
Gotta have a picture to go with the frame!
That is all !!!!!!!!
***going back to lurking***
July 10th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Wow. I am going to have to say well I don’t know what to say. It’s like…well I don’t know. I don’t think I have the best body, but I have a pretty face…nice skin, nice hair…I’m pretty natural all the time and it works. I work on my body…but the insight of the male mind that comes from this blog..is well…
Although, I must admit, the physical description even had me thinking Tyra Banks was on the Metro in DC?
July 10th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
if u wasnt such a christian - lmbao
July 10th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Yeah well Jaclynn our dear sweet SBM has a vivid imagination…I’m sure he was describing the chic much better than she actually was.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
I know I am about to get blasted for this comment… but hell, I don’t know none of y’all and clearly…I am older than half the people in this piece…so let me just say this…
This IS funny but it is one of the most shallow things I have heard from you (then again, I’ve only been reading for a few weeks now.) I come over here day after day and put up with those 4 going at it all the time. Reading the shallow-ness of those comments…and the hollow-ness of some as well…but it just dawned on me how much you perpetuate that for a lively blog. You’ve been throwing us chunks of meat and we’ve been feeding off of you as you sit up at the table and chuckle at us going back and forth, tit-for-tat.
If you aren’t looking for a relationship (’cause clearly you can’t be if looks come into play) then get that ass for a jump off and move on. Who is too say that she’d even give you the time of day. Clearly her sense of self is higher than most if she makes sure she is all fresh and clean showing all her attributes…and she can still have you thinking and talking about her days later…wondering if you shoulda went ahead and said something. You can’t even use the excuse that you weren’t attracted to her…you were…but just not her face.
What is one mans trash is another mans treasure.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Welcome to our shallow world at SBM.net…where the bickering and love never sleeps. We all list things on here that we would find ideal, but for the most part we don’t perpetuate those thoughts in our daily lives…well I don’t. And based on the insight that others actually provide on here neither do they.
It is just a blog, SBM doesn’t claim to be deep and insightful with these topics. The topics are fluff and they aren’t doing anything to hurt or help our community…it’s all just talk…nothing more, nothing less. Some of us take it a little deeper, climb up on that shaky soapbox and start spewing a bunch of garbage at times…but hey we’re a family…as dysfunctional as they come, but a family no less. So welcome to the family!!
July 10th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
“(’cause clearly you can’t be if looks come into play)”
huh???? Physical attraction (which is rather relative) is how relationships begin. Presentation IS fundamental. And thats not shallow, its human nature.
People make decisions based on employment, mates, business dealings etc….FIRST based on a person’s level of personal appearance and likability. Its one of the reasons you dont see unattrative people selling shoes, furniture, clothing, cars etc.
Human nature anything less is rather niave and shut off to the rest of the world.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
I should fit right in then…becuase I don’t think any person can come from a more dysfunctional family than me.
As you may or may not have noticed…I add my buck 76 and most times…it’s of the bullshit variety.
So, thanks for the welcome.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
“it’s all just talk…nothing more, nothing less.”
Get the F outta here…I thought SBM was trying to be Tim Russert and this was going to be an extension of meet the press. Maybe Blah just wanted to be addressed and feel like family.
@ Blah “As you may or may not have noticed…I add my buck 76 and most times…it’s of the bullshit variety.”
YES we have….did you say you were unemployed?
July 10th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Hello FAMILY,
Yep I did it, I read all the comments. *high five to me*
@Blah Blah: How old are you? Would you engage a man in conversation or a date if you weren’t attracted to his face.
@ Comeback: How was your trip?
@ Teacia: Thanks for explaining the family to our newcomer. You should the official spokesperson for SBM.net…lol
On to the post…
SBM you are so funny! This post reminds me of being in the club and everyone talking and exchanging numbers until they turn up the lights and you see everyones real face. Then people kind of jump back because everything may look good but his/her face…lol
This is shallow to not speak to someone because of looks. Also it depends on your intentions with her though. Clearly it was sexual. But if you don’t think you can look a person in their face well then it would be difficult to talk to them. I myself am more attracted to personality. My physical preference right now are pretty simple. I like to get to know everyone before I can make a judgment. But what you stated in this post it the voice of many men I think. Like Blah blah said if you just want her as a jump off then put a pillow over her face or hit it from the back and then keep it moving. Men are physical creatures if you don’t appear to their visual senses then he is more than likely going to keep it moving. No matter the situation a man is always checking out your outer shell. Unfortunately they may miss out on some wonderful women.
So does it matter?… I say it depends on your intentions.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Tiffany stop being so damn mean!!! Girl you just made me use your gov’ment name up in here.
And Blah no problem, get in where you fit in sistah and remember to pass the cornbread.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Thanks Ms. D…I does what I do. As far as spokeperson goes I think I’ll pass. I’m sure our dear SBM will join us when his workload dies down.
And Comeback better not answer your question seeing as how I asked her the same shit 11 posts back…man I tell ya.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Oh Ms. D and *hi-five* on not needing a recap and reading all the comments!!
July 10th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Teacia: how am I looking for an argument by stating my opinion?????
how about you take a glass of STFU and stop trying to be so defensive and make everyone think like you?
Fat chicks are fat, that exscuse that if I dont like you because your fat and god “made you that way” and I must like girls built like little boys, is ridiculous. take yo ass to the gym and put them damn ho-ho’s down.
god can make you uugly…. you really cant help that much… but anyone can go to the gym and watch what they eat the decision is yours to make. Someone gave me an exscuse yesterday that they worked too many hours to go to the gym and asked me when do I find time.. I said I work 13 hours and go both before AND after work EVERY workday so I can do boxing wednsday and friday
hell a chick dont even have to look like venus williams, you just gotta step back from the dinner table and watch what you shove in your pie hole. ya can try and have a body like Gabrielle Anwar (sigh) later.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
ummmm Hasani I didn’t say any of that, if you’re going to quote someone make sure you choose the correct commentor. now as I stated before, i’m going to ignore your nonsense b/c frankly you seem a bit obsessed with my thoughts…but mostly because i am just too damn fabulous to continue to waste my energy on the likes of you.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
blah blah, Im usually on the same page as you baby, but I gotta stand next to my dear sweet nemesis Tiffany on this one. it all jumps off with how they look. I dobut theres a single woman or man on this board (other than me) who is dating someone who is UGLY or would walk up to a person who is ugly and try to hollar.
“oh I just happened to notice how that boil on your fivehead quivered when you talked and I find it so sexy??”
nah gurl… chill with that. I think ill stick to dating former bikini models working on their PHD’s and you and your friends can date the ugly but have a swell personality types. I talk to ugly people and I even date em, but I damn sure would never walk up to and purposely hit on one.. oh hell to the naw!
July 10th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
post 28 says
Hasani you’re just looking for an argument and if I didn’t look so damn good I would probably oblige…but since that’s not the case I’ll just let you have it.
nope… you werent talking to me….
not only are you conceited….. (hey I gotta give homegirl her props though.. she makes my black ass drool over that body) and upping yourself… you slander and attack me… Im just sittin here drinkin mango juice and chillin bein happy ol Hassi … I dun wanna argue or get yelled at today. stop being a meany
July 10th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
“I dobut theres a single woman or man on this board (other than me) who is dating someone who is UGLY or would walk up to a person who is ugly and try to hollar.’
did lightening strike…am I drunk????
““oh I just happened to notice how that boil on your fivehead quivered when you talked and I find it so sexy??””
it makes me wonder about people who say that a way a person looks is NOT an indicator to first DATE a person. The date is then the “test” drive to whether you would even begin to commence a relationship. Now of course attraction is relative…so one man’s boil is another man’s “beauty mark”. But to suggest looks don’t matter is either spoken from a person who thinks THEY are physically unattractive or just living in some kind of snow white dream.
I am from the school of thought however that all women can be beautiful outwardly and inwardly. Sometimes you just have to believe it.
I’ve dated men who just had that “something” I couldnt put my finger on it. They werent that cute BUT they had the IT factor. But it came down to confidence. Shyt they MADE ME A BELIEVER.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
ur officially delusional…i stated i didn’t want to argue with you and here we are fussing and shit. comment #7 says Hasani I AGREE…I have a pouch, had one when I ran track and was a size 4…I’m a size 8 still have one, even though I have body sculpting on Tues and Thurs, but even still I’m happy with my grown woman body.
you come back with some nonsense attacking what i said in #11, so i state that I don’t want to argue with u about it, it’s your opinion and i have mine, so please respect my shit.
i said NOTHING about you liking a boyish girl…it didn’t come from me, but you still choose go on and on and muthafucking on about some nonsense i didn’t say…so i’m asking you again to leave me the fuck alone nah while i’m trying to get my inner peace on and shit…damn.
oh and yes i am as conceited as they come and i make no fucking apologies for it.
…carry on.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
oh, well I cant fault you for admitting it then Teacia…. carry on
and I love that grown woman body of yours… can you post more pictures plz? what? is that wrong of me to ask? Im a guy damnit!
July 10th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
***note to Hasani****
an IM i just got from a friend of mine:
[16:19] friend: i i’ve decided to stop reading ur friends blog
[16:19] friend: all thanks to HNIC
[16:19] friend: hasani
[16:19] friend: or whatever he wants to be on any given day
[16:24] me: lol
[16:24] me: yeah, he has that affect
[16:24] me: but i just cursed his black ass out
[16:24] friend: its just so damn exhausting to read his comments
[16:24] friend: he makes it no fun at all
[16:25] me: yep, that’s how he rolls
….so check it, I’m getting this and it’s not even my blog…I recommended someone check it out and they’re turned off…I can only imagine what SBM is getting in his inbox…so don’t be surprised if all of a sudden your comments stop showing up, had it been my blog that day would have long been passed…have a little more respect for other people’s shit will you.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
I have plenty of pics…you just have to be my friend to see them…and no I will not accept the request so please don’t send one.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
LOL…I knew this was going to happen, as I mentioned in the first line of my comment.
Since they took the time to address me directly, only right that I respond.
Comeback:
Thanks for noticing my comments (I think)…no, I didn’t start commenting to become apart of the “family”. My comments were because I had something to say whether silly, relavant, good, bad or indifferent…and all my comments have been to SBM…who ever and where ever he is. And generally about whatever topic was at hand. I hadn’t thought to make friendly and become family…nor had I meant to be an ass and make enemies.
I just comment.
Just like any blog I go to… I may agree or disagree… It’s not about reading something and automatically taking an offense to something someone said. It’s an opinion. We all have them and we all make our comments and move on. Well, some move on…
Unemployed: *I am smiling* Back in March I thought of myself as unemployed…since then I have re-evaluated some things and have decied to try and make my dreams into reality. In the pursuit of following my career, I had put some thing on the back burner. So if you ask me am I working, I’d say no, not really… if you ask me if I am looking for work, I’d say no not at all. I am very fortunate to have the means to sustain myself. So I have been travelling, writing and pursuing My happiness…and dealing with other random shit that seems to follow me regardless of work or non-work…lol I may bitch and I may moan but life right now is…good and I say that with a big ass smile.
To address your comment and Ms. D’s question…
I have no problem approaching a man. I have approached men. I have approached men that some would and have questioned me on regarding what they think would be attractive…for me. There’s something in everyone that is attractive to someone…you can call that view as naive…but I’d like to hope that we are not all that jaded and we can see the beauty in a person.
The focus in the advertising world is about marketability when you are selling a product but if I walk into a store…I could careless what a sales person looks like I want to know if they have what I want. I suppose the same applies to a man…if he ain’t got…ain’t got, what I need… looks aren’t gonna get him on the team OR save him from getting cut from the team.
Human nature is to be drawn to someone that attracts you but attraction comes in many different forms. I’ve dated men that I didn’t think I was attracted to but there was something sexy as fuck about him…it’s all relative to the individual. What works for you …works for you. Same token, what works for me, works for me.
With all that said… I am not of some evolved state…so don’t think that’s the arena I am coming from. I am merely saying that this particular post seemed very shallow. I mean we talk about gold diggers, about which area is the best area for a man to date a woman, cheating, ect…we tell our views, our experiences, we say off-handed shit, we get off topic and on to other things that tie in with dating… it’s what a blog is…topics and views. We shouldn’t be attacking someone for thier view. Maybe…maybe I worded it wrong…but I worded it the way I wanted MY comment worded. I didn’t attack anyone with snide remarks… I make mention of the back and forth of comments and now… all of the sudden… I comment to feel like family? Of all the comments and views that I could postulate on… I don’t because in the end…each person has a something to say and they have a reason for saying it… Attacking them is not cool regardless of who you are.
Ms. D…
I ain’t telling you my age…but I sho feel like I could be somebodies grandmama up in here some days.
You or others, matters not…can continue to question my comment… but I feel neither the need nor the desire to explain what I have already explained here. You are free to contact me off-line though…I find it better to communicate an “issue” not in the front yard for entertainment…but behind closed doors. And never in someone else’s house (read:blog).
I appreciate you saying what was on your mind and letting me do the same. I am sure we will all see more of both in the post to come.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Oh lawd we’ve done gone and upset a new commentor…is there no end to the madness on this here blog…lol!!!!
July 10th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
And they make Hasani look like a damn hiaku poet
July 10th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
oh wait Hasani there was more:
[16:29] friend: yeah, he seriously needs to go away
[16:29] friend: and all that hoopla i was hearing about him dating white women…i’m so glad
[16:29] friend: i’d hate to unleash that raging idiot on a sistah
[16:45] me: ok
[16:45] me: lol
….sorry I couldn’t resist…you just couldn’t leave well enough a-fuckin-lone could you…but thanks for the compliment on my bawdy…i’m kind of proud of it actually…the face was just a blessing…for that you can thank the lawd.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Blah Blah Blah
I didn’t take offense at all. It was just a question. Sometimes other people can turn it into something it really isn’t. I just found the comment about shallowness a little ironic, when non-sexual posts that SBM writes always turn up rather overly sexual …and only from you…I just thought maybe you were bored and unfulfilled.
but congrats on you seeking fullfilling work and writing along the way
SBM (aka) buttaromeTim (Russert)… can we have an intellectual post tomorrow. I try to balance my diet with CNN, CNBC esp with my financial man Jim Krammer, PBS, NPR, chic lit, Hemmingway….but maybe we do need more intellectualized banter…I did offer to do something on communisim and black men…and I noticed you turned that down.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
I have even more to say on socialism, Stalin, dating and Russa. I may even need Hasani’s help to do a comparative analysis.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
sorry meant Cramer and Hemingway…im adding extra m’s for odd reasons
July 10th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
@Blah Blah: Ok I really don’t need your age, mainly I wondered why you felt like you were older than everyone. I agree with you though there is something in everyone that is attractive to someone. Also I can agree with… I’ve dated men that I didn’t think I was attracted to but there was something sexy as fuck about him…it’s all relative to the individual. What works for you …works for you. Same token, what works for me, works for me.
Human nature is to be drawn to someone that attracts you but attraction comes in many different forms…very true!
I respect everyone comments, your opinion is just that an opinion and we all have one. I try not to discredit anyone for how they fell except for HNIC sometimes because he can’t get extreme. But I get your point.
@Teacia: Tell your friend don’t stop reading the blog because of HNIC just skip over his comments when it has nothing to do with the post thats what I do. I never read have the stuff he writes unless it really has a some good points.
July 10th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
“I come over here day after day and put up with those 4 going at it all the time. Reading the shallow-ness of those comments…and the hollow-ness of some as well”
hmm I wonder who “those 4 are”??? Care to share Blah Blah.
July 10th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
tsk tsk tsk, Sounds like an angry black woman who is single and upset about hearing someone comment on morals to me.
The only thing I say are the same problems that plague our culture as black people…..
nobody wants to hear their own faults, but you cant change shit til you face and fix the problems.
the IM with your friend, must be skimming post as well, her information is innaccurate.
And you dont want to be my friend? and here I thought you were friendly… was I mistaken
amazing how you get so happy and laugh at my first few post, but as soon as I talk about weight you feel as though your being attacked directly by me… were you a fat as a kid and left off the cool kickball teams? its ok we are family here you can share.
you can come work out with me and I can turn your bedroom body into an actual take out in public body.
heres my trainers blog it has info about nutrition, training and good living
brianbott.blogspot.com/
Comeback: You may hate me with every fiber of your being, and I never agree with your types views… but I would never turn down anyones request to help them. if you ever need me just call since you have my number and you have my email. my door is always open if I can lend a hand to anyone.
July 10th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Hasani
Its all in the approach. You can’t suggest someone be shallow and hallow (and actually quantify COUNT) and not have that be met with questions. Shallow and hallow are opinions, but they are also judgements. Every person has a right to them all. But if I find it rather ironic…well…I gotta point that out too. If you make judgements about the very thing you are guilty of…well does that make it credible.
Thanks Hasani for the help and concern. And the invitation to “fix” me. But like I said, my life is an indicator of how well or badly I’m broken. And most of my life is working on EVERY level. But when I run into a problem. I will call you.
July 10th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
ya, theres not 4 people who argue…
Its me preaching about morals and all that is good (family, commitment, love), and its comeback reinforcing the beliefs of the current state of her “type” (money glamor self preservation) and Teacia either getting in a fight with me for threatening her moral standards and way of life.. or getting in a fight with comeback because shes just as opinionated as herself….. there is no 4th…. its a group/family effort to get up to 100 post per day actually
July 10th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Comeback: I am actually just making the same points with WEIGHT as you make with money…..
I will admit to playing games on this one…
alot of you will jump up in arms about weight because it seems to be a sensetive issue, and will blast a man for talking about it and dont want anyone to prejudge you because of how much you weigh.
invert it….
thats the same way us 15 dollar an hour types feel about respect when it comes to money.
I actually draw alot of what you all say about earning potential from old post… copy and past it. change the words and sit back and watch. thats why the grammar is sometimes messed up. guilty as charged of experimenting.
July 10th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
nope i wasn’t fat as a kid and i was super popular in both middle and high school…sorry no deep seeded feelings to belong here…for the most part people actually love me, more than i do them in most cases. i just think ur a bit rude and ummmm…what’s a nice word for dumb…oh well i guess there isn’t any.
and no i don’t want to be ur friend, friends you can choose, family you can’t…so i’d much rather know you as the dysfunctional crazy uncle that we lock up in the basment during the family reunions…but i love u no less Sani baby…just don’t want you all up in my space, that’s all suga.
July 10th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
and i fuss with u b/c ur an idiot, i’m bored at work, you make it easy and it passes the time…hey it’s how i debuted on this here blog and it’s going to surface whenever i’m being met with ignorance. sorry Sani baby but nothing you say is “threatening her moral standards and way of life.”
….off to the gym now folks…play nice while i’m away.
July 10th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Hasani you can’t get me…(nanny nanny boo boo)…because I agree. But its not for the reasons you think.
Its not a secret that I gained weight during my relationship…I put on almost 15 “love pounds”. I’ve documented my journey. Some people would say I looked fine the way I “was”. But I’m doing it for me. I know how I like for my body to look and feel. I like being fit.
And my self-care has NOTHING to do with what you think about it. Hey call me shallow.
July 10th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
@Ms. Dev: Thanks for reminding me about the lights at the club. That actually perfectly embodies what I’m talking about.
@Blah: Really though … shallow. Damn, can’t I be light hearted sometimes. Want me to write about AIDS in Africa all the time.
@Michael: Feel free to get from out of those shadows. Not enough penis around here. And thanks for commenting.
@Jaclynn: Thanks for commenting. Tyra has some nice breasts … but I don’t think I would describe them or her ass as perfect.
@Lurker: We care about the face … well … I do. Can’t look at breasts all day … gotta have a conversation.
@Everyone: Yeah … I kinda forgot to mention … the story wasn’t 100% true. I mean … this happens to me at least once a week … but I took all the best features of every butter-face I’ve ever met … and put them all together. Some of it though is just what I like (I mean … who can hate on French Manicured toes …).
July 10th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
I knew IT…like yo azz reads the economist LOL…(while listening to chopped and screwed from Swishy Swash (dont correct me))
July 10th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
@SBM: lol… Want me to write about AIDS in Africa all the time.
July 10th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
SBM,
You know I didn’t even pick up on the title butter face although I’ve heard this term used before. I just want you to know you are too silly. Well I’ve thought the same as many other readers. That it’s all about the body with men. If she has a banging body and an ugly face its a green light but if she has a pretty face and a bad shape….then pretty face gets the deuce. And being that you had to have a pep talk with yourself about it… i’ll take body over face for $300 alex. But for me. If he has an ugly face…that’s a wrap. He can have the body of a gladiator…I have to think about my future kids…LOL
July 10th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
SBM the fabricator…who would have thunk it!
July 10th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
@ HNIC….”I wouldnt go on vacation with miss ER and wont bring her in public because Im insecure about her looks…. any of yall sistas can help my ditsy blonde doctor apply some makeup? hell Ill pay you!”
July 10th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
SBM….LOL
It reminds me of when me and some friends were down at the Essence festival and the guys in the group were staring this woman down…they were drooling like dogs…they never made it to her face…we cracked up because once they made it to the neck and noticed the adam’s apple, they all almost threw up….(We were in the French Quarters in New Orleans…so you never what you’ll see down there).
July 10th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Loove weight is a bitch. TO be honest I was 155 and had a 32 inch waist last time I was single and I was 220 and had a 40 inch waist on this day last year. you can do alot when you work hard and focus, but trust me I was about as happy as they come and put on just as much weight.
Im not trying to get at you most days comeback… 80% of the time I am seriously trying to help. one thing everyone knows about me is I am a total sucker… to the point of a flaw .. for a cause or helping other people. Hey wanna make everyoen on the blog happy? Ill quit this blog if I can help convert you to a happy skippy loving hippie black woman
July 10th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Nice try Hasani. I thought Pappa SBM Smurf told you to kill that cakin noise.
There you go talking about whyt lady again…and in the most glowing possible light…please hip us all to what went so wrong but still have you finding NO fault in her whatsoever…but gets you over to check all our flaws and all.
Shelia…yes the adams apple gets em every time. I got a good eye for the “Miss Tony’s (as in Ms. Tony said how you wanna carry it) and they were aplenty in the big easy. But I can’t hate cause when they are on point. THEY ARE ON POINT.
July 10th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
“TO be honest I was 155 and had a 32 inch waist last time”
you’re 6′1 RIGHT??????…this sounds a little…little for a “man”. Or was this your gradeshool weight?
July 10th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
this was hilarious…I was so drawn in with the fresh toes and the stilettos…I shoulda known there was a catch!!! DAYUM!
give her a chance SBM!!!!
I married a man that most thought was unattractive..he was okay to me and I was attracted to so many other things about him.. he was loyal and I knew he’d be a great husband, friend, father, lover, companion…we had chemistry in so many other different areas..and the one thing I loved is that even on my bad days I looked great next to him!
was that shallow??
just joking of course (sort of) *snickers*
now i’m going for the fine man..something good to look at AND the THE CHAMP is so fucking sexy….
July 10th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
I don’t see how you think what you’re doing is helping anyone when everyone is complaining. There is nothing wrong with Comeback…she’s not ready for love and when she is I’m sure she’ll embrace it. She’s not even asking for help…and although she’s a bit mean she really has her shit together.
And please don’t go on this rant about careers vs. love…the reality is that times have changed Sani baby…love don’t pay the bills and most people don’t have to patience to deal with mediocracy anymore. I’m not saying that the theory isn’t flawed but it is most certainly a reality and there’s nothing we can do to change it. You can work you way up in the corporate world anymore by coasting…everything you want requires tenacity. So Sani baby chill out will you…we’re single, we’re not dying.
July 11th, 2008 at 1:38 am
I’m sorry, but if I can’t stare you in the face without wincing…I don’t care if you had the body of THE ROCK..it ain’t happening.
July 11th, 2008 at 2:12 am
@Comeback: Offended you dare question the fact that I read “The Economist”! If you actually read the magazine … you would know Bill Gates was on the cover of the last issue. Sigh … maybe Hasani has a point … maybe that ABWS is flairing up today. Go get you a White Chocolate Mocha … and maybe some head.
@Jazzy: Her face grow on me … maybe if it was buried in my … uh … lemme keep it PG.
@Ms. Freckles: Lol … I’m good enough to now busted when I see it.
@Funky: A banging body can’t get that one night of ecstasy?
July 11th, 2008 at 2:15 am
@GeeGee: I do believe whoever your loving will always appear beautiful. That looking good next to a subpar guy though is a little shallow …
July 11th, 2008 at 10:09 am
SBM: If the face is already ugly, I can only imagine how much uglier it could get when it comes to ‘ecstacy-faces’. Scary thought.
July 12th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
o.m.f.g.
this entry tickled me to no end. lmao@”perfect storm of unattractiveness”
see, this is when you either:
1. fuck with the lights off
2. fuck her with a pillow over her head
3. hit it doggie-style
also, buy a dimmer switch and keep that bad boy on low.
July 13th, 2008 at 9:09 am
comeback said : you’re 6′1 RIGHT??????…this sounds a little…little for a “man”. Or was this your gradeshool weight?
I could curl your body weight when I was that age….. that manly enough for you?? 8% body fat is fun…. ever been there?
Tecia, theres things wrong with tiffany… even SHE says so, where have you been? Times have changed but our society is pretty much the same. its amazing… when people marry for love the first 700 years.. things work fine… now your types are marrying for money and the divorce rate spikes eventhough the marriage rate has droped (a phenomenal accomplishment statistically by the way)
we need to start coupeling by the best butta face we can find.. rolling over to a nice body makes anything the person did wrong just melt away. I almost got mad at miss ER because she did something ditsy (as usual) but then seeing her in those crazy tight jeans and how slender that body is… i just waved my hand and said forget about it… and stared at her flat tummy to make myself feel better.
July 14th, 2008 at 12:47 am
Hi all, I’m new to this blog. I am such an advocate of those men and women who watch what they eat, and lead an active lifestyle. Honestly, I probably won’t even date a man unless he is in good physical shape, especially if he is anywhere in his 20’s. There is no reason for you to have an ungodly amount of body fat unless you are an NFL OFFENSIVE lineman. I subscribe to the idea of incorporating good eating habits and working out into one’s lifestyle now to insure that you are likely to do the same in your older age. Unless you have a thyroid condition, there is no reason for any man or woman to be more than 20 pounds over weight. It’s gross, and more importantly, it’s extremely unhealthy. I’m not gon’ lie, I want a man to look at me and be like “DAMN” when he sees me, and if he is given the opportunity to see me sans clothes, I want him to somewhat lose his damn mind! I’m grateful for what the good Lord has given me, but I have a small top, so I have to keep a small waistline and flat stomach. So, I truly appreciate a man who can do the same for himself . . . and me.
July 14th, 2008 at 12:52 am
Matter of fact, I would prefer to date a man who is a 7 on a scale to 10 if that body is an 11!! There is nothing like rubbing on a nicely defined chest and back while you’re laying in bed at night. Besides, who wants a big ol’ sweaty belly rubbing up against them while you’re handling your business? UGH!!!
July 14th, 2008 at 7:25 am
gotta agree with ya, a black body thats in shape is the sexiest thing on the planet. its just too easy to eat grilled chicken and brown rice and cut out fast food and do 15 minutes of sprinting everyday and have 18% body fat insted of 44%!! Its alot harder to find that black female gym rat than it is to find that black man who takes care of his body, my trainer says he has never had a black female work with him. I need my black workout hottie damnit!!
oh and…
There is no 11 on a scale of 10……..
I like smart women.
July 14th, 2008 at 7:37 am
HOLA UP!!
is this blog like the mecca for fine ass black women or somethin?! Fellas go check theRenegades profile pic… this chicks even finer than the other sillky haired one!
oh im so movin my geeky black ass to Texas now. I can totally be a stars fan.
July 14th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Hasani, you can’t be serious . . . I obviously said 11 on a scale of 10 to imply my idea of perfection when it comes to a man’s body versus his face. I like smart women too . . . because I am one . . . at least so says my under and post graduate degrees.
I’m not going to indulge you with a pissing contest via comments on this forum. Get a life.