***Admin Note***
New Poll Up. One night stands … What you think?
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I was sitting one night on my balcony enjoying the lake and sipping on a night cap. The exact thought process leading me to my next though is irrelevant … but I soon found myself reliving a memorable scene from college …
SBM: “You don’t do what?”
Anomaly: “I don’t give head”
SBM: “You don’t do it anymore you mean? What happened?”
Anomaly: “I’ve never done it. It’s disgusting. It’s slimy down there and there are all kinds of juices … yuck”
SBM: “WTF man. Hey … Fiend (another roommate) come out here”
Fiend: “What’s up?”
SBM: “You eat p*ssy, right?”
Fiend: “Like a champ” (Fiend is a stone cold freak BTW)
SBM: “Me too. How is it Anomaly never has and says he never will”
Fiend (Looks at Anomaly): “N***a … what! You are 23 and it’s the 21st century … What do you mean you don’t eat pussy???”
Anomaly: “Its nasty”
Fiend: “Man up n***a!”
SBM (Shaking head): “Anomaly … your a grown ass man dawg. I bet you expect to get head though.”
Anomaly: “Yeah!”
SBM: “My brother … that’s just selfish. How can you ask for what you won’t give?”
Anomaly: “Been working for me so far”
Fiend: “This is a sad day … I’m going back to my room”
SBM: “Damn Shame! They still make people like you?”
Yeah … do they still make people like this?
Now, I understand that not every male is going to be utterly obsessed with performing this act like me, but how can anyone male or female just refuse to do it? I mean … there was a whole sexual revolution in the 70’s (so I heard). The stuff people consider normal nowadays would make even the most liberal 60’s parent cringe in horro … and your telling me you won’t lick a clit or hum on some balls?
Well … this is Social Darwinism at its finest. These sick individuals will eventually be eliminated from the gene pool as no one will produce offspring with them. Who would want to raise their children in a world without head? I can bring no child into a world like that! But at the core of the issue … a person’s refusal to give head boils down to one thing …
Its f*cking selfish!
If you can’t endure 10-30 minutes of something you don’t enjoy for the happiness of someone else … why should I do anything for you?
Have I pleasured some women who didn’t deserve it … yes. Have I given more than I received … probably so. But I know at the end of the day that I brought joy to someone else (well … I like doing it too … but that’s irrelevant) … and someone screamed, shook all over, yelled “Jesus” smiled as a result of my actions.
So … I say to you .. the SBM family … my brothers … my sisters … go home tonight and show that special someone how much you appreciate them. Lick that love button until she quakes throughout her body. Deep throat until he gets light-headed and needs to sit down. You are personally making this world a better place and I thank you on behalf of all humanity!
Feel me?
*standing ovation* THANK YOU for addressing this issue from a MAN’S perspective. Too often the “I don’t give head” gripe is about women, we forget there are immature, selfish, and dare I say bitchassed men who won’t return the favor. I would like to blame people like Plies for this travesty…… I was “doing community service” last summer and the song “Like Water” came on. Great strip club song, terrible awful message. My friends and I looked at each other utterly bewildered….. like water?? It’s supposed to smell like water??? No, it’s supposed to smell like PUSSY! (Eve Ensler has a great segment in The Vagina Monologues about this) So you have these confused ass men out there thinking it’s supposed to smell like mountain breeze and taste like Fuji bottled water….. getthefuckouttaherewiththatbullshit!
Yes, yes I know there are some women out there with hygiene issues and that you’re going to run into some tardy monkey from time to time and not everyone has the same taste (but guys, we deal with the SAME issues with y’all….. there are times where I wish I were carrying a small can of pineapple juice in my bag). But assuming you’ve got an average, healthy woman, its still not going to taste like water. So he can go on with that “its nasty” shit…. he just needs to suck it up (literally), change his expectations, and acquire the taste.
This is hilarious SBM…. one of the first questions I asked my ex when I found him was if he “indulged” now. When we first dated years ago, I was a virgin and had no clue about what I was missing. Every man I date gets asked if they “indulge” and a “no” will get you an awkward silence and me pulling a disappearing act.
While I have no plans on knocking off every man I date, I want to know that if it does come to that, he’s going to be into pleasing me just as much as I am for him.
@Anesidora-Plies is a fool. Seriously, all his songs allude to perfect pus$ies that smell like water and are so tight they feel like she’s 13 and he can take it home and raise it…We need to stop letting this dude tell other dudes this foolishness because dollars to donuts I bet whoever he’s licking on doesn’t smell like water and it’s probably not pretty.
@Nicki-The last person I asked said he only does if he’s getting something in return. I said ummmm…and the reason why I say this is because I haven’t always been so into it and when I was ambivalent about receiving it everyone wanted to give it and now that I want it…buttholes aren’t trying to give it. So now I find me someone who will AND if you do it right…man I will become an animal in other areas. So that ex better get shit together.
Well then…beyond all that I’d think everyone knows how I feel about giving and now receiving and even doing it simultaneously and upside down
Aint nuffin to it but to do it!
Good Morning Everyone,
I use to be one of those dudes that never ate it. That changed once I got into a long term relationship. The funny thing is how I got served for so long and never had to reciprocate. The sex was better when I started doing it. Its funny how things change when you get older. I was on some bulls**t. I still won’t do it for just any woman. Growing up n**gas front like they aren’t doing it but what I found out a lot of dudes are. I think I was one of the few not doing it. I’ve had women tell me they were getting ate at both ends since high school. I draw the line with the ass. I’m not doing that.
LMAO! It’s too early for this craziness!
@Jaclynn: LOL girl. He’s developed and so did I… We were both practically virgins back then.
Well Sbm if anybody was EVER EVER EVER confused, make no mistake you like eatin @zz and gettin slobbed.
And now you done brought evolutionary theory up and through to validate it all.
Me I just feel like my va$gina monologue is special. And I don’t want anybody talking to the little man in boat and nor do I wanna just speak into anyman’s microphone. I just feel like this is really shared between two very committed people. I hope people understand that you can get pretty much the same infections and diseases from oral activity as you would the physical act. ***wet dish rag comment for the day***
I actually would prefer someone like anomaly, at least I knew that when he decided to please me in the nether region, he hadn’t licked off half of the mid-atlantic.
I to must admit, I wasn’t into the giving/receiving “dome” phenomena. I’m still not a fan of receiving (I think I’m the only guy that exists) but my LB’s insisted that I give it a try in college. Man do I regret not trying it before, it’s definitely an necessary condition for “the business”. Eating the box ( P***y) just takes it to the next level it’s a feeling like no other that you just can’t get without. I find that I do it for self-interest rather than for the female.
Comeback remember that rooter to the tooter check day? what ever happen to that, nobody wanted to participate???
…i did, Mik qualify that shyt.
I concur with Comeback… oral is so much more intimate because lets face it… whose really going to suck a d*ck with a condom on it? Or what guy you know is going to use a vaginal dam?
The STD rate is too high to go putting your mouths on people genitals without knowing who you doing and what type of goodies or nasties they’re pumping into your mouth! lol. And thats real talk.
Now, I say when in a committed/longterm and monogamous relationship… indulge in having “desert” quite damn often! Yum! LMAOOOOOOOO!
Everybody doesn’t deserve to be srubbed n sucked thats for darn sure. I have heard a lot of men not do it because of being traumatize by some female that wasn’t practicing the outcast song “fresh n clean” which at that point who can blame them. But everybody should have the experience atleast a few times in life.
The other thing is that any man (assuming your in a committed relationship) that doesn’t want to go down is either selfish or gay. and I am not sure if i like either of those options lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWTahnFH4F8
wait i need to lift this converation a little. This is funny yall.
Stand in pu%%%y power…this woman is crazy, but out of the mouths of the batty, can come the truth. She is hilarious.
i dated a guy all througout college that refused to do it. when i met him, i had refused to do it as well. But then i was 18 and not too experienced. anyway, he said it was a cultural thing… he is Haitian. Luckily, he could slang it SO good, that i wasnt worried about that. I prefer the meat anyway… I am a meatatarian.
btw… i know a lot of native islanders that refuse to do it. Well Jamaicans and Haitians anyway. they have songs that talk all about it.
I’m Haitian and with the right person I love love love LOVE it! I’ve dated a Jamaican and he was up there at the top when it came to the Best P*ssy Feaster contest…::le sigh::…good times…
but you know what…oddly enough he didn’t like to receive…and I was shocked,confused, and hurt
cus it was beautiful ::sigh::
@Comeback: YES!!! I LOVE Alexyss Tylor videos!!!!! Now you’ve just given me something to do for the next 1.3 hours…. gotta get caught up on the ones I haven’t watched yet, starting with this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg4eFH3QI6s&feature=related
She is a certified nut, but damn…… it’s too early for all this. *fans self*
@Nicki…HAHAHAH @ the disappearing act. LMAO that shyt is a pre-req!
@Humble…LMAO at “draw the line at the ass”…too funny
@SBM…YOUS A DAM.N FOOL…THIS SHYT IS TOO FUNNY
I will not date anyone who won’t reciprocate down there…I’m too good at it and I enjoy doing it too much to just be doing it without being blessed with the same. I adhere to the golden rule and treat others the way I want to be treated…so while you’re moaning and grabbing the back of my head trying to push yourself further down my throat…ponder that shyt! LMBO.. and I agree with humble you can’t do that stuff to just anyone
FYI…there are plenty of dudes out there that are willing to only do that…i had a dude who had done it like 10 or so times before we even had sex…
okay…back to work folks!
@ Anesidora
She is hilarious…jia tiv turned me on to her. but I need to look at the one you linked..have you seen the “wash your n$ts” segment. It is so funny and some of her shows she does with her mother. WOW. I mean my mama and me have very open communication but she takes her sex talks to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL with her mama. Like she be schoolin her mama. I thought it was supposed to be the other way around.
anyway let me finish the one you showed.
lmao comeback at that video I am going to walk around yelling that
“pilot the pussy”
I’d perfer to be my own pu$$y police lol
@Bree: yes, ma’am… I prefer the avoidance technique… avoid all phone calls and what nots. LOL
I just watched that lady and her mom’s face was cracking me up… evidently she didn’t get briefed about this “show” before appearing.
yea i can’t watch those videos at work she is to much.
SBM what a way to start a Tuesday…Tantalizing Tuesday…anyway, I have met a few guys who don’t like to receive it but had no problems on giving oral–and I applaud them.
Do you all think oral sex is sex? I know stupid question, but when it happened to Bill he said it wasn’t sex. When I’ve told a guy that I don’t want to have sex, he would come back with well just let me eat it and I’m like “excuse me, but that’s sex.”
@Sheila: Someone said this on verysmartbrothas.com once and I totally agree. “anything you can get an STD from is sex.”
Not to get off topic to early but I was having a conversation yesterday about how women aren’t used to being rejected. I was told that if more men started to display “penis power” as in not try to screw everything in site, that they would then be in control of a lot more situations and maybe the simping epidemic would end even…
I kinda understand and believe this to be true because some one decided to keep me in the celibacy club a bit longer and i was like wtf? smelling my arm pits n shat. When i was told what was going on I was calm to know it wasn’t because i had smelly armpits (thank goodness). But Now I am about to lose it because dude is holding out on purpose, and i admit its working. I am more attracted to him because he had dick control and its making me want him more.
Have any of you fellas ever had “penis power” work to your advantage?? if so what happens when you tell a woman who clearly wants to sleep with you “no”
another off topic does anybody know where i can get vera wang under clothes for cheap? her stuff is so dang soft!!!
@Mikki: I’m jealous. I’ve never had a man hold out and it MUST be enticing…. Now, that is a challenge!!!!!
LOL @ him saying it’s nasty!
Ironically I was talking to a male friend of mine yesterday and he was going on & on about how some of the women he’s been with have a ’smell’…LOL! I told him that if he didn’t find out their hygiene wasn’t on point first, before he decides to put his mouth on it, that’s on him! I told him he better do a 3 point inspection the next time, with his finger…Poke & sniff, negro, Poke & sniff…if it doesn’t smell good…you know not to go there..or anywhere else for that much.
@Mikki: Vera Wang has a line at Kohl’s.. not sure if they have under clothes though.
Yea Nicki its a new phenom for me too lol. I gave him more than enough chances to get the goodiesss and after the last attempt I was starting to get mad like maybe this ninja got a girl or something or the infamous “he is gay” lol. Then last night i was on the phone with my girl having a covo about sex and he was listening to us which sparked the convo about holding out. He was like I hope you know i have been not sleeping with you for a reason, and he started to break it down for me and my mouth dropped and i did the flava flav wooooooooooow. Trust and believe he got me in a daze lol.
But he went on to tell me that he actually wanted to try to build something with me not based on sex, and said “if i can’t have control what good am i?” I was like now thats a soldier !!!
I was like awwwwwww
and funny we had this pussy eating convo last night too which is when i woke up to see the post topic i kinda laughed.
“I am more attracted to him because he had dick control and its making me want him more.”
this is really exciting to me too. I just don’t think its wise to try and cuddle and shyt like that. If everybody’s stuff is under control then every thing needs to be outside and in the open. Not in a house where frustration and excitement ensues.
I think she does have them at kohls Nicki thanks
@Mikki: Girl that is wonderful! I”m happy for you. Get that toy together and hop along for this ride he’s taking you on…. Like Chrisette Michelle said, “it’s a dream to me…..”
Mind you that dream may fade into a nightmare in the fit of horniness, but sheesh… someone who wants to “build something”???? Go’on girl!!!! (over here cheesing! keep me updated)
@FeFe, you’re right there are lot of men in the Caribbean who don’t like to do it, but fortunately for me I never dated one that didn’t, lol. Most of it is all talk though. Jamaicans always sing about not performing the fine art of cunnilingus and about gay men. I’m like if you don’t like it or them then stop singin’ bout it no man!
@SBM thanks for this post, I thought it would be about the women not giving head, but this is a different perspective and I appreciate it
@Mikki: No problem chic.
Comeback you are right, he has been sleeping on the couch for the last couple nights just so he won’t be tempted.
I woke up and found him there this morning i was like damn he not kidding. I do have to admit its actually allowing us to communicate better and get to know eachother, he is rather interesting to say the least lol.
thats really nice Mik. Awe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hope thats not why you looking for cheap Vera wang undies. Don’t try and seduce the man. This aint a game.
I knew being celibate for a year would eventually help a sista lol. Nicki pray girlfriend. I been without it this long whats a lil longer lol.
lmao!!! comeback you are a fool NO thats not why I actually was out shopping and picked up a pair of undies just for kickers and I fallen in love with them, they make me want to take a nap at my desk they are so soft.
LMAO @ comeback: “This ain’t a game!!!!”
@Mikki: You ain’t never lying. You are inspiring me even more to keep the undies on with the ex when I visit… I’m praying for you….
Pandora.com is bopping today. I made a Jackson 5 station and it’s played.
1. Never can say goodbye- Jackson 5
2. Let’s Stay Together- Al Green
3. Can you feel it- Jackson 5
SBM: ’scuse me for getting outta pocket and off topic. LOL
Mik and Nic…you all have the power….the pu$$y power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nicki I never used pandora I am gonna check it out now, I love chrisette michelle but i usually listen to all my jams on imeem.
lmao comeback i was gonna say, that woman is a straight fool. She is like the new pussy teacher, wait til i get home i am gonna watch all the videos.
everytime you say that now I think of lil scrappy on scooby doo.
SBM you are a damn fool!!! This is a interesting way to start off my EXTREMELY sleepy morning.
On to the post…
I was one of those girls who would NEVER give head. I mean NEVER, you could eat me until you were blue in the face but I wasn’t going down there. Well that was until I got in a long term relationship, of course all that changed.
Now I am very selective which one of my hoes(men) I give head too. Not everyone deserves it or I just don’t want to do it for them. I know a guy who doesn’t want it at all. Which it never occurred to me that some men don’t want head, but are willing to go down on me with no problem. (Love those guys!!!). So I now that I think about it, I have a question…
Why is it that some men don’t want head?
Hey Teacia! Where are you chic?
Wow…you ladies are wildin…I go to the store and I come back to music, underwear and pussy police wow.
Now I have to ask…has anyone had their ass licked or done it? (Except you Humble because we know your thoughts here)?
And can I just say Dial soap does wonders? Seriously I was talking about this with a Que and he said Dial soap will work on anyone? I guess he knows…way better than I.
Beyond that I have to say sometimes there are moments where men smell like last week’s garbage and I am not going down there….EVER.
@Comeback: Yes ma’am! That’s right…. Luckily, he’s trying not to have sex too… he said he’d sleep on the couch… i told him he didn’t have to and we could handle it (NOT having sex) but…. who knows.
@Mikki: Yes, girl… Check it out. I have been hooked for years!!!!!
Nicki some reason its not workin on my computer at work, oh well I will listen to chrisette on imeem for the day and figure out if pandora works at home. I also used windows media player “internet radio too” they have some pretty good stations.
Nicki the couch is our friend lol
@Jaclynn: Have had the ass licking done by surprise. I did not like it and almost kicked him for trying to do it again!!!
@Mikki: It will probably need to be mine too…
I’ve tried Imeem and couldn’t really figure it out (A little slow, huh?). AOL is also good.
Nicki I agree, thats not something I can get hip to ever. Just stricks me as a gay people thing i dunno why. (the ass licking)
and Nicki why u got to be kickin folk lol
sayin in my Dr King voice “non violence non violence lol
@Mikki…i’ve had guys hold out…I think they should…more men should treat it like it’s something special not to be given away to just any girl…we could all act like that a bit more then there wouldn’t be so many std’s around
@Nicki…well you can get an std from kissing…so….but i feel your point and its a good one
@Jaclyn…yes Dial soap is great at cleansing, I’ve even heard it recommended as a cheap alternative to toy cleaner. and yes, i’ve had my bum licked before and it feels real good but not something i get done on the regular. i also feel like its not something you really discuss…it’s kind of unsexy “hey baby, i’mma lick dat a$$ tonight girl!” YUCK…if that’s what you’re into, just do it, let’s not talk about it! HAHAHA
ok..break’s over…back to work
@Mik-I love imeem. Especially for pandora “breaks”
@Nicki-Same for me. I was super shocked. He was white. And he did it because he wanted me to know how good it felt so I would do it to him…oh well.
@Comeback: Did you accuse me of eating ass???
@Sheila: He didn’t like to recieve?
Honestly, I don’t know why I love getting head. Its not as good as sex, and rarely are the people I talk to experts by any means … but something about the whole thing just does it for me. Its a super requirement at this point, and luckily I haven’t met anyone who refuses.
Also, I just recently got put on to 69 (yeah … hated it for a long time) and now I think I’m super hooked.
@Mikki: ****kicking like a donkey ****
@Bree: Dammit! You have a point!!!!
Also, guys complaining about the smell is some bullsh*t. I don’t know what type of dirty chics they mess with. It doesn’t smell like water … but I love the smell & taste. Find you a good bald one on a chic with even half decent hygiene and … whew … let me get back to work.
@SBM-You don’t lick ass? I thought you’d said it at some point or maybe Comeback just caught my attention. Also, some men don’t do the receiving thing. I mean I don’t knock it, because for a long time I didn’t like to receive either.
Now what’s this you didn’t like 69 thing. Every since the first day I did it I’m always trying to do it again. Whenever…all’s you gotta do is say the word and I’m all for it.
@Bree-Yep, sometimes I just use Ivory or a body wash but when in NOLA one must hit that Dial to keep things right…especially when you never know when you might get a lick or a d!ck.
Hey Ms. D, I’ve been here all morning…trying to mind my own business and stay quiet.
@SBM…you betta not NEVA say another word to me about nothing said on this blog!
that is all. carry on.
@Teacia-Hey girl!!!! I didn’t know you was here. I was wondering but I didn’t wanna say nuttin’. How goes it Ms. Lady?
@SBM-WTF???? No half decent hygiene will not do. Maybe I’m the only one but I’m all for sprays, wipes, douches, whatever do not let it smell terrible. Earlier this year I had someone tell me he couldn’t be sure but he thought I was using douches everyday and I said nope but I use Dial soap multiple times a day. In other words I’m fanatical and so the men I’m with tend to be fanatical too. So please no more half decent hygiene make her be fuller clean all the way to the ass crack
***end rant***
….yeah and that half decent hygiene mess is for the birds…negroes wash ur ass please and thank you.
* resuming radio silence*
Where are the rest of the men…I am missin Why So’s intellectual take on the pu$$y police and pen!s power.
This is a great topic. haha For all those peeps who don’t do it.. someone else out there will. And since someone else out there will, aka ME or SBM, she will want the infamous Eathan 69. No female wants to meet a brotha to do a 68 & owe you 1. I will admit that I don’t give every woman that special treatment…but I also don’t expect them to Lick Me Like A Lollipop.
My quote of the day is ” Get with the Program or Get the hell out my House!” haha
@ Teacia: HA!!! How come I knew that was coming. Why the hell are you radio silent? Maybe that is an offline convo, no need for response.
Licking ass is rather gross. I have had it done but it’s just something weird about it. I think that is freaky on a whole different level. But it does feel good. Somethings just need to be saved for when you get married.
Yea comeback I really did ask the question for the men maybe I should post it again incase someone didn’t see it…..
Have any of you fellas ever had “penis power” work to your advantage?? if so what happens when you tell a woman who clearly wants to sleep with you “no”
maybe they will respond now eh?
“@Comeback: Did you accuse me of eating ass???”
@ SBM aint that what they call it. I think so in the country, figuratively speakin.
@ Eathan …NOT a 68 LOL. I never heard of such. wow.
“Have any of you fellas ever had “penis power” work to your advantage?? if so what happens when you tell a woman who clearly wants to sleep with you “no””
Good question Mik @ the men!!! I’m not responding until this is answered by a man.
I’ve never come across a box that just smelled horrible or that I was willing to f*ck but not lick (OK … thats a lie … but smell wasn’t the issue) … and I have dealt with a few different hygienic “styles”.
Hair is the number one decision between 2 times and 10.
Also, you have got to make noise and get into it. Grab my head, squirm, wriggle, and scream my name and obscenities.
Possibly the best instance was someone who was practically trying to run from it. Had to practically grab her legs with my arms and keep her from running. The immense screaming helped me know she didn’t want me to let go though.
I’ve got to stop this … bringing back memories.
Ummm I don’t live in the country(since we know that’s what your trifling ass was getting at) and neither does SBM…and since you must know we call that shit eating pussy.
@Everyone: please don’t ask me to calm down because I am very calm as I spit explicatives from my fingertips.
Penis Power is a powerful powerful thing that I can attest to.
I just realized how bad my problem is when I can relive way more times and stories of me giving good head than getting. *sigh*.
Maybe I need rehab?
Can some man answer mikki’s question in 65.
SBM has me cracking up laughing over here…
LOL. I had these one “indulging” once…. I was squealing and backing away cause it hurt. LOL. He was sucking like a chicken bone. He thought it was pleasuring me and locked my legs so I couldn’t move.
I’m serisouly over here red in the face. He brought back memories.
WOW. Umm.. SBM when I said country…i think most folks know that my folks are from the south, and when I say country, its tongue and cheek and most times I reference myself.
@Comeback: Back in #8 you said I like eating @zz? What were you talking about?
I’m a freak … but I got limits.
lol…@comeback
ain’t nothin intellectual to say about this here topic…except this: “A man who don’t eat pussy gots a woman I can steal”
He is out of control. LOL. And inspired Anesidora to link a whole lollipop post over it.
@whysoserious: Lovin that quote.
Can one of yall answer Mikki’s question directly in 65. SBM you kind of half ass*ed it. Do men turn down @zz. And how do you tell a woman who wants to sleep with you no.
So SBM what type of things happen when you say no and how did it work for you ??
Hello brotha’s out there… echo echo echo……..
cherp cherp?
@Why so: That’s about to be my new motto.
@ Mikki they don’t hear you.
re: eatin’ random azz….I guess these men have gyno noses. Every thing that’s “clean” ain’t symptomatic if you know what I mean.
@Nicki-Quit girl. Who the hell you let indulge? I would have said “I am not a porkchop”
@SBM-Rehab???? IS there rehab from this?
Now I’ve had the kind of licking where you run away…I was head first going off the bed hanging. It just happens sometimes and it’s good.
@ SBM: You sure are commenting alot today. Thats great!!
@Whyso-No truer words have ever been spoken. I’m starting to feel that the men on here are something else …just like the women.
@jaclynn: TMI ..TMI.. i’m wincing over here.. throwing out all the womens secrets out here on sbm.net.
dudes that dont like to recieve haven’t had good head yet..plain and simple…:)…trust me..I know
any man who dont like the “smell” of cooter or think its “nasty” is GAY!!!!!
And just cause a man dont like to do it..dont mean that he shouldn’t..he better fake the funk..specially since it makes the cooter wetter and more enjoyable cause after she finishes…he puts it in and it throbs and
o o o o..my bad
anyhoo
yeah…
I work with a non head giver ..she like 35
I think this topic calls for a pu$$y-pen!s convention. And Why I was not really feeling that response.
@Jolie-I’m sorry…it just happens sometimes. Please forgive me.
ms d
are you surprised he’s commenting so much….think about the topic
Comeback I am waiting on the specifics from SBM, I need to be enlighted.
And i vote ALEXYSS be the mistress of ceremony
@Jaclynn: And to this day, he’s always talking about it… I need to tell him, you’re not that good homie… but I don’t say nothing… not trying to take his self esteem down.
why so…
sex is the way of the world…its the reason behind EVERYTHING
Yea I agree true2, one thing I want to add is that some peoples “d” game isn’t always on point mind you women typically don’t cum everytime so sometimes head game is critical to making sure she gets hers too! shat!
*waits for the answer to mikki’s question*
Nicki sometimes these men think they D game be the bomb and nobody has ever told them wrong, some men don’t even realize that every woman doesn’t have the same response to the sex. I tell the truth to men i can’t hold em up these days, if you are wack I tell you straight up self esteem my butt!!!!
just like men will tell yo to get your teeth off my balls!!! hey ya gotta learn some how lol
**doubly waits for the answer to mikki’s question*
@Nicki-Tell him!
“Comeback I am waiting on the specifics from SBM, I need to be enlighted.”
@ Mik he tried to answer it in 67. But its like giving the definition of the word with a word.
SOME WOMEN DONT EVEN HAVE INTERNAL ORGASMS
NO WONDER SOME WOMEN DONT LIKE SEX OR CAN GO WEEKS OR ARENT IN THE MOOD MOST OF THE TIME
THEY PROLLY NEVER HAD AN ORGASM…
I KNOW SOMEONE THAT HASN’T HAD ONE..TALKIN BOUT “i THINK I HAD ONE”
TRUST ME HONEY..U WOULD KNOW
LOL
A MAN WHO DONT GIVE SOME LOWER PLEASURE IS SUPER IMMATURE…SUPER DUPER AND A WOMAN WHO CAN LIVE WITHOUT IT IS SETTLING
“D” GAME ISN’T ENOUGH..SORRY
SBM
YOUR STORY IS A COMMON ONE…ABOUT MEN NOT GETTIN GOOD HEAD…
@Mikki: LOL. You ain’t never lying… I don’t have the b-zalls… and they will tell you. I had a guy tell me no teeth once but his member was huge and it was chokin me so I just couldn’t do it. LOL. I’m cracking up yaw…. I really am trying this more verbal thing.
@Jaclynn: Hell he ain’t my man no more. He’ll never get another whiff of this after his wack performance and doggery. I did tell him his D game was wack….. But that’s a whole notha story.
I’ve been site stalking SBM for about a month now. For the first time I felt compelled to make a comment…on this subject of all things. I recently had the same conversation with a friend of mine who acquired a new fling and was like “…O girl and he can give good head”. I immediately followed with, “And did you give him some?” To which she wrinkled up her face and replied, “No, he didn’t ask for it.” So I’m thinking, ‘Did I hear this heffa right?’. So I came back with, “They still make em like you? You low budget.” I consider her my lil sister so I can joke with her but that’s not indicative of how I feel about everyone who doesn’t do it. As for me, I take the art of oral sex seriously! It’s as neccesary as eating those 3-4 servings of fruit and vegetables per day. Now I am NOT an equal opportuity employer and therefore do NOT give every applicant an interview. However, I have blessed a “couple” men and put them on their backs holding their own legs up while I make them whimper like a B!*$#! I’ve also done it from the back from the “roota to the toota” with them on all fours. Some may consider this UNlady like but I’m about mine. But as a member of the “bald kittie movement”, I receive to by men who said they never got into it because “a lot of black women don’t shave”. Well, I’m a black woman that will slather on Veet in a heart beat until I look like a two year old between the legs and sitting pretty. My friend of the past year and nine months has always tried to make me cum doing oral. Now I always feel like I am going to but never have because I also felt like I had to urinate at the same time. I tried to pull back and told him I had to use the bathroom. he wanted me to cum so bad that he said to do my business right there. I clenched for about another 5 minutes but gave up after my blatter started to spasm cause I was so stimulated. NEVER had anyone…nor have I heard of anyone letting someone cum and urinate in their face. But all I gotta say is…PRICELESS! I’ve lived here in Texas all my life but have never dated anyone from Texas (by chance I guess)and from what I’ve heard I didn’t think East Coast guys did that of all men (he’s from Philly, the furthest north i’ve ever dated). With all that said, I think it’s a matter of preference. Some say it’s dirty, but I saw on Discovery Channel how our hands are dirtier than our butt cheecks, so we’re more likelier to catch something from a doorknob than a toilet. I do think that whereas sex use to set people apart…oral sex now sets people apart. I know I’m new to this blog, but I’m sure you all have learned a lot just by my comment (however awkward the topic for some). I’m very open and try to live as tranparent a life as possible if it will benefit the next person to learn from my experiences. I stand firm on my beliefs, yet love to hear others perspective. And so far I have been the least judging person, everyone has ever met that’s gotten to know me. I may not partake…but Iwill respect your personal decsions and will be there for you if you fall. I never have that “I told you so” attitude. I learn something from every situation. Thank you for having me.
Shit I wanna read Limited’s post but by the time I do…there’ll be 200 posts.
@Nicki-EEEEW…good dick or nothing. Yeah don’t even let him smell it.
@Mikki: No specifics from me. Its powerful … trust & believe. I’m not hear to give away our 2 secrets.
@Comeback: Pussy and Penis convention … are you suggesting we have a big orgy???
@Ms. D: Yeah … work is beating me down more than usual. Needed a mental escape.
@true2me: I like talking about cunnilingus … sue me.
First of all, SBM, you are single-handedly destroying work productivity across the nation with this post.
Second, giving head (in a relationship) is awesome. The most fun part is when you start at the knees, move up to kiss the inside of the thigh, the soft part right before you get there, or lick the crease right under her cheeks, until the point she is begging you to proceed. Yes, I want to push you over the edge until I hear you beg for it!
Regarding penis power, it most definitely works. I used to always say no the first time a woman would ask. After that, it seems like she would always pursue and initiate.
And since I wish to remain gainfully employed, I will check back during lunch.
Orgy? When and Where? I just wanna watch the dynamics?
@Hugh-Make that money!
“SOME WOMEN DONT EVEN HAVE INTERNAL ORGASMS”
@ true…i disagree. I think some women don’t know the differences and how they are acheived. I can get a clito$rial one from the hair left after a brazilian where the little landing strip meets the monologue. Internal one’s FOR ME can ONLY be acheived with someone I am diggin. so if I can get a regular ole one just walkin down the street after a great wax, why and the he$ll am I just doin it with any ole body. Come on now.
@sbm: i just thought about something but you talk about this topic an awful lot. I mean way to much. I know you enjoy it and all but damn. and you talk about your prowess a lot as well. men who talk about how good they are usually arent all as great as they say they are or they are compensating for something else. are you compensating. I AM STIRRING THE POT.. but this has been on my mind for sometime here at sbm.net.
SO ARE YOU COMPENSATING FOR OTHER THINGS ?
Dont ban me
I’m just asking the questions.
I just dont talk about my skills like that .. I rather people be suprised and find out for themselves. although this is a BLOG .. you just brag a lot.
*singing our intro song*
welcome to the jungle!! aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh my bad
sbm cumon!!!!! I mean its just “us” we can talk candidly here sista to brotha friend to friend, elpaso to eldaco?
I HONESTLY HAD TO TELL A DUDE THAT HE WAS WACK AND THAT I DIDN’T WANT TO BE WITH HIM IN THAT WAY
WHY HE SAID..(HE WASN’T USED TO IT..VERY GOOD LOOKING DUDE, NICE SIZE “PACKAGE”)
I SAID SIMPLY “YOU WACK..U WANT HEAD ( I NEVER GAVE HIM ANY) BUT U ARE ADAMENT (SP) ABOUT NOT GIVING…YOU ARE SUPER WACK..SERIOUSLY..NOT INTERESTED)
LOL ….NOW IM “MEAN” OR “HARD” BUT HEY..HE BETTER GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT
I am one of the women who have never had the BIG O unless she’s getting orally pleasured… I know the difference… just hasn’t happened!!!! I’ve come close, twice, both times I was on top, but the guy ends up “ya know” and it’s done. LOL.
Preach comeback, besides men don’t realize more than not its a mental thing for us anyways.
“SO ARE YOU COMPENSATING FOR OTHER THINGS ?”
LOL…
well folks its been real. I have tons of work to do!!!
SOME WOMEN DONT HAVE INTERNALS..I DIDN’T SAY CANT..I SAID “DONT” @ COMEBACK
BUT YEAH..YOU ARE RIGHT..SOME DONT KNOW THE DIFF
BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE
IF UR ARE HAVING AN ORGASM..YOU KNOW IT
THERES A HUGE DIFF BETWEEN THE SEX BEING REAL GOOD AND HAVING THE BIG O
Noooooooo comeback wait a gosh darn minute u can leave mid air!!
thank you Hugh Jazz that helps a lil but why are yall being so secretive dang!!
oh well cant get blood from a turnip right?
Umm Nicki speak your mind pulezzz!!!! lol
Nicki we can get gooood “O”s from being on top!!!
ok im done my blood pressure going up from this subject…..
true…what is up with those caps???
and I agree. I think it just comes from a woman being in touch with her own body. this really goes back to pu$$y power. How can you really know what satisfies you, when you aren’t in touch with your sex%ual organs and you can’t derive simple pleasures from your OWN feminity.
***salutes my vagina***
SBM
I WOULD NEVER SUE YOU OVER SUCH AN IMPORTANT TOPIC
*NOTE TO READERS..THAT WINK WASN’T FLIRTATOUS*
Man hol’up!! What a topic! This is gonna F up my mental for the rest of the day. Dammit!!
I have had my arse licked a few times. The very first time it happened was in high school. I honestly didn’t know what to think, but he was my first and like a couple of years older than me. It was a weird feeling, especially because I was young. It has happened with two other men since then. I don’t really get anything from it, so I just chalk it up to them getting their rocks off in some way.
@SBM: what’s up with the hygiene? Whoever you’re licking, should be shower clean!! Whenever I think I’m prob gonna get some head or be involved in any sexual activity, I either shower or pull out the baby wipes and hit all essential points. (Me and my girls call it a “hoe bath.” LOL!)
Its crazy, when I was younger, I LOVED the 69, but now I don’t like it as much. Its like I can’t concentrate on what I’m doing, either I can’t focus on my “O” or I’m doing a marginal job speaking into the microphone.
@SBM and other men on here: How do you feel about a woman sitting on your face? That is such a huge turn on to me! I used to date this guy that LOVED it. He’d rather have me do that than give head.
I had this guy I was dating tell me that he didn’t really give head, and that he didn’t first do it until he was like out of college or something. I just laughed in his face, and was straight up about it saying, “well, I don’t play that!” Lol! If he’s not talking about eating the box (when I want it), its likely that we aint smashing! Real talk!
IM TYPIN IN CAPS CAUSE I WORK IN ALL CAPS
MULTITASKING
SORRY
Damn @ renegade
now the tables are turnt. muahahaha. you want to know the secrets of the penis power.
im sorry…i can’t give those away. if i did, it would spoil your lives forever.
why so serious!
*Bows head*
I had my first internal one in November 06, my first oh shit, crying kicking and screaming in June 08…Over all…I always get mine…I’ll find a way…now Nicki, they need to learn to stay hard..good ol’ ex was fabulous at that…and I’d have one more orgasm after he came…
**picking up phone**
Nah, Resist.
As for the BIG “O”. It’s deff a mental and emotional thing. On average it takes me about 8 months to “O” with a BF. This usually makes them nervous. Funny thing is they never leave. It’s like they “just gotta make me cum”. Maybe it’s the challenge thing. A few months ago I “O”ed 5 times from on top. So when I do start…it keeps going…and going…
Damn @ limited edition
sheesh
@Jolie: I agree! If a women were on here talking about how much she loves D and putting her mouth on it… everyone on here would be calling her all types of hoes. (not trying to get all Hillary/palin sexist on here… but you get my point)
i know that sex sells and that this is always a hot topic….but i really just want to know “why” you talk about it so much. and do you and your boys really sit around and talk about this all day?
*breaking radio silence…again(sigh)*
“men who talk about how good they are usually arent all as great as they say they are or they are compensating for something else. are you compensating. ”
…he overcompensates for nothing.
*resuming radio silence, to avoid being banned or asked to leave the blog*
It scared him cause I punched the headboard. “Ooops, didn’t see that cumming.”
@Mikki: I got chills…. I love the chills down my back from being on top…. not everyone can make that happen… but oh when it does……
@Limited Edition: On all fours screaming like a b*tch? Pee in his face? Gotdamn ….
@ Hugh Jazz: I am 100% on there with moving up or down the body. I even like to breathe on it a little as I go over it creating that anticipation.
@true2Me: Whats good with all them caps? We hear ya!
@Jolie: I know what you mean. I have never been a bragger until this damned site. I actually completely agree. I hate people telling you what their good at. But honestly, I haven’t said anything about how good I am at it … just that I love to do it. I could honestly be horrible. And trust, I got plenty reasons to ban you if that was my goal. Lol.
@MIkki: Sorry … no.
comeback i am gonna wear that outfit this year so people can be like and umm who are you???
and then i will be like pu$$y police!!!
@sbm: PLENTY REASONS TO BAN ME!
name one? ????
NAME IT >> I DARE YA !
Limited Edition *blank stare*
I really need to do some damn work punchin headboards? wow how nice i wish a mutha fugga would get me to do that!!
sbm ok fine you and why so and whom ever else don’t want to reach out to the blog sista community shame on you!
Nicki I can’t breath…..
@FeFe: I’m a guy … I think about sex all the time. When I’m at home thinking “Damn … What the F*ck am I gonna write about” … there is a 45% chance I was just thinking about sex.
Hope that explains it!
And how many times have I actually talked about my love of the act? I mean … damn … last time I try and do something nice for women and go convincing guys to hand out lollies.
@Mik: LOL. And I’m shivering.
Geez…Limited.
Alright SBM ain’t overcompensating…he’s just doing his thing!
@Renegade: Face sitting is good … very good. I’ll leave it at that.
@Mikki: This aint “give em the secrets day” … and it never will be.
@Jolie: For real … u just need one … lol
“Let me sit on that face boy”-Best thing I heard all year.
I love to do it.
Can’t breathe thinking about this.
hmmm.. I’ll leave it alone
@teacia: I wasnt looking for an answer but uh…thanks! i think and sh*T
Nicki MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
can we talk about something else this has got to be the worst coming from 2 people in the “club” lol
SBM ok I hear you loud n clear, its ok tho I think I am handling myself pretty good considering I don’t know whats next. Imma just be cool yall so mean tho!!!
@Jolie: Just so you know … I had nothing to do with that answer.
@Teacia: Thanx though … I think … LOL
Any other guys had to deal with breathing issues? Like figuring out how not to suffocate yourself?
“thanks! i think and sh*T”
I know this aint vsb but can i get a t-shirt? I need to really wear that one!!!
@Mikki: You ain’t never lying…. good grief. Thank God I’m at work.. If I was home, I be done called up a mistake. LOL.
@nikki: “done called up a mistake”
Yeah i call mistakes .. then i pretend i had mis-dialed and hang up.. but sometimes i end up at their house and then realize WHY they were a mistake and fake an illness, “ughh that burrito i had earlier just didnt go down so well.. i think i have to go”
LMAO!!!!
bless the job bless the job!!!
*singin cantin jones*
imma stay saved!!!
this is the funniest day ever.
It’s been fun. I’m signing off. Everyone have a good one! Out.
@Jolie and SBM…since you both seem to be on the same page with your sentiments, I retract my statement..and shit.
@SBM: On breathing. Evolution –> I don’t have to breath through my nostrils…I’ve got gills
and I end my convo with Nicki with wisdom of lil wayne
Safe sex is great sex
Better wear a latex
Cuz you dont want that late text
that “I think I’m late” text
So wrap it up
but but he so sweet,
she wanna lick the rapper …..
@antidater: where are you located? I have an aquarium you can come swim in it!
@Anti-I did a little dance and laughed when I read that. My aunt said something is wrong with me because I am overjoyed as this means women should be able to just sit there all day. WOOOOO damned. I’m bout to be in trouble.
@Nicki-Girl…I’m too through.
dang jolie why you gotta make me laugh so loud at work!!!!!
im so leaving yall alone today seriously
crackin up ova here.
@Mikki-I’m ready to do this thing…back and forth and up and down.
DC Metro Area. I used to be a lifeguard. I know how to do “mouth to lips” resuscitation.
@anti: hmm .. me too
lifeguard thats good..cause i think its drowning…
LET ME STOP..
back to work.. I wonder if there is a church service I can go to this week. I need Jesus!
@Jolie: I’m cracking up at the burrito excuse. OHMYGOODNESS!!!
@Mikki: I’m cracking up… let me find a steady.. can’t wait to give head again (oooh, did a black girl say that out loud. LOL!!!!!!)
@Jaclynn; Girl, you a mess.
I already apologized for the caps..i work in caps and i was multitasking
sheesh..didnt realize it was so annoying lol
figures a woman would ask why would someone talk about sex so much..lol women can be so “gay” (not in the literal sense but in the dorky sense)
why ban anybody from any site unless they were doing something super vile…wtf..that takes the fun outta stuff
this aint a xtian site is it?
@Nicki-I can’t help myself…ain’t nothing but the truth.
@Jolie-I think we’re all drowning right about now.
@true-Well…I think alot of us are freaky Xtians.
@jaclynn: yeah this is the most sex talking celibate site in the WHOLE INTERNETS!
Yeah, I’m a Xtian, that is trying to do better, but it’s an everyday struggle.
nicki >>><<<true
@Jolie-I know right. It seems like no one is getting any but we sure can talk about it.
@true: and admittance in the first step.
@Nicki-But girl you gotta just let it ride.
Again no pun intended.
I am trying to keep it up but seriously the first man that actually comes correct can uh.. GET IT ! Sorry Lord Baby Jesus …
SBM & True2Me – He must have had a bad experience with it. I was stunned because I rarely meet men who don’t at least bring it up once to see how you feel about it. I wasn’t complaining though because brotherman had some skills.
@Eathan – lol…tell us how you really feel.
@Jaclynn: But girl, I’m trying to make Jesus happy… I want VIP access… I don’t want to stand in no line. LOL.
@Jolie: You know Anti is a Nupe too … right.
lol @ breathing issues
@SBM-Nupes…are well…I need to quit with my antics.
nupe?
ever tried giving head with a cold?
@true: I’m cracking up. WTF??? I’ve never tried that one!
@Comeback and Mikki – I dont know about pen*s power. But I know I will turn down sex in a heart beat. I’ve been called gay, scared, and a mama’s boy for doing it. I have asked a few women I was kicking it with if I didnt want p**sy from her what else could you hold against me. I never got and answer from them. It really really pisses me off when a woman tries to play me like her p**sy is the prize that I want and I should be willing to do whatever I have to get it. As if I am some kind of caveman or something. If you want to get turned down by me act as if you are doing me a favor by having sex with me. I have turned down sex from women for other reasons just is just one.
I have to say you know sometimes men will have sex just because they’re dick is hard, I find it awesome and inspiring that the ones here on this blog will willingly turn it down simply because they can. It isn’t something that’s easy to do and yet there they are.
You guys are great…. have really sped my day up. Now, I’ve got to get off here and do some work… I’ll check back in a lil later.
Mikki @ 116: “thank you Hugh Jazz that helps a lil but why are yall being so secretive dang!!”
Sorry, that’s all you get. In fact, I may have said too much. Man law, and all.
@sbm: : “You know Anti is a Nupe too … right.”
what does that mean?
Other than he prolly is really good with his gills and works extra hard in the aquarium…
instigator ..i tell ya
“I find it awesome and inspiring that the ones here on this blog will willingly turn it down simply because they can.”
Jaclynn …there’s only ONE man (humble) who looks like he is turning @zz down. Check the tape, all others appear like they are equal opportunity @zz getters. Im over here co-signing on the side with Alexys in the background and minimize and she;s talking bout how a lot of men are “fykin out of order”.
Getting back to True concerning women not having or being able to have orgasms. I gotta say, that women aren’t listening to their bodies. If they weren’t fykin out of order they could see that perhaps this man aint for you to be fykin. Movies yes, Dinner possibly. But just because he got a dyck don’t mean you supposed to fyck his @zz. Now thats as real as I can put it.
carry on.
NEITHER HAVE I NICKI
*WHISTLES*
@TheRenegade – I like the sitting on the face or when she rides the face. The woman that did that to me was video girl thick so maybe that added to the intensity. Just like how I use to grab her thighs when I did it. I think since she was thick that added to it.
@Humble: Unga unga – you speak for self. Me cavemen! Me see p*ssy, me go get it!
…JK…
I feel you bro. I know that most women want to believe that throwing their p*ssy in the air will result in rays of sunshine (Harlem Nights) it’s just not the case. I don’t need it. I’ve turned it down before myself and I will continue to stand by this policy.
Thank you humble for commenting. I know exactly what you are saying about women that think pu$$y is power. The only reason i didn’t get caught up is because i was already on my celibacy stint so i felt like if he wasn’t trying to get any that was just better for me but after while i was like oh hell nawl this some bs. Even tho i didn’t call bs out loud i was thinkin it but i sure as hell didn’t act a fool on him and go name calling n shit because i really had no idea why he wasn’t takin the bait. Eventually he told me his true sentiments and they are exactly as you described. now that i know im cool as a glass of orange kool-aid. Imagine had I tried to pull an okie doke! I woulda been assed out literally shid that dude is from flint and I KNOW he will pull some tricks out the bag on my ass for clown’n him
they are so HOOD!!
i am with Nicki I am trying to get A VIP pass but like jolie said if someone comes correct I have so say sorry Jesus!!!!! in advance
After reading the posts from the guys I think I may be the only man on earth that prefers backshots over head.
Ok. Amendment –> If said p*ssy does emit rays of sunshine…I would be forced to jump on it.
@Hugh Jazz: Man law … and so it was written.
@true2me: Nupes are Kappas. According to some … they apparently are good head givers (Nothing beats AD though … Alpha D…)
@Jolie: I can vouch for him offline. Known him for years. Anti is a good guy through and through.
@Anti: Next topic … E-Wingman … lol.
@sbm: he’s your friend? SUSPECT.. jk jk jk
@SBM: trying not to suffocate is an art…for men and women. oh and i think u mentioned 69 earlier…not that big a fan…i’ll do it for the sheer eroticism but when i’m giving smoke, i’d rather be 100% focused on the act. I think we talked about this before (maybe the shaven kitties post or the making love one)
@Anti: HAAYYYYYYY….gills, huh? I got those grits ready for you suga, you hungry
@Comeback: you’s a fool…in general. and yes, a lot of women aren’t in tune with their bodies, have never even seen their “little lady”…and having the big “O” for me is with someone i’m super connected with (or have been lusting after for any extended period of time) or from me giving it to myself.
@Jolie: it is a blog and bragging is allowed. I mean, in person, I would never go boasted about my ridiculous talents in the sheets (except to my friends and the receivers AFTER they’ve received it and confirmed)…but ya’ll don’t know me and won’t be getting it so I feel comfortable enough to virtually toot my horn
@Jaclyn: here i thought you were the semi-quiet sweet girl…i’m seeing more and more freak come out each day…LMBO…thanks for keeping it interesting
@SBM & Antidater
“If said p*ssy does emit rays of sunshine…I would be forced to jump on it.”
lol. I remember one woman I turned down because of this. Different dudes breaking windows, giving up paychecks, stalking. F**ck that. She was mad cool but I was scared. I dont want nothing thats going to make me act like that.
Oh lawd. I want to comment…Jesus take the keyboard.
@Breelicious
“it is a blog and bragging is allowed. I mean, in person, I would never go boasted about my ridiculous talents in the sheets”
Interesting. You sure you dont want to elaborate?
lol @ jolie
gills and aquarium
@Humble
In Yoda like voice: “Overcome p*ssy power you shall, if the Force you use.”
Humble you are speaking the truth, pussy will make you act a nut at time (the good kind) penis power to yall brothas that can hold it down without losing control.
lol @ humble one..curiousity didn’t kill that cat
Humble: yeah you don’t want none…i’ve recently had a negro shed a tear or two…chics like that have you doing things you NEVER said you would do. keep it easy breasy…wouldn’t want you round here developing ulcers ya know…lol.
lmao anti stop that!!!!
he is not crossing over to the dark side!!
humble one
u just haven’t head good head yet
trust me
i have heard umm..other women tell me that other men said that until they gave them head
wasn’t me tho
penis makes women act stupid too
think about it
if a man has mutiple baby mammas..chances are..his stuff is ‘good’ or “huge”
oh..said dude is also trifling..but thats not the point
“good dick will make you slap somebody”
…compliments of Alexyss
@Teacia-Girl, play nice.
I don’t think some of them know. The women here seem rather quiet…but I mean there’s ulcers, late night stalking, I have one restraining order, and that leg shaking plus the one who almost punched a hole straight through the wall…I mean he was kicking and trying to get away…I would have him in cold sweats…but I won’t say what I did…just know it happened in every room. Past that…I’ve heard “you make me scream like a little girl” sometimes I scare myself.
@Mikki: “Strooong are the powers of the Dark side of the Force!” – Darth Diggler
how does everyone on here feel about toys in the bedroom? NOT ALONE. I mean when you are with someone.. ? ?? I mean tongues and peters get tired. ever used a toy on a girl? every had your man use a toy on you?
Me.. I’m all for it!
humble I agree with the p*ssy power comment
i never understood the simps who give their whole pay check to get some azz
seriously
kitty comes a dime a dozen..free good educated independent kitty, just have to be patient to get it
…may the words of the great (and ghetto sexy) Alexyss be meditated upon.
men stop effing everything walkin when their d*cks get tired……they can’t handle all the p*ssy no more..or they outgrew the drama lol
@Jaclynn: don’t know why what I say is always singled out…*sigh*
…and i didn’t even mention the screaming or the hole being punched in a wall…man i got stories, but i will keep them to myself since i’m banned from expressing myself freely up in here.
am i the only one who’s comments have to wait for moderation??
@Teacia-Good dick will…I did it once. Just slapped the shit out of him in a restaurant while I was thinking about it…it’s also made me run through the quad with some panties and a t-shirt on…my first..umm…yeah.
yes jolie you are
how wack
lol
@Jolie-Mine were once but not here.
@Teacia-It’s because it was funny…not bad.
I dunno about others but I can never brag not here or anywhere for that matter simply because there is always some one out there bigger n better than you will ever be besides ninjas like sex but I know some females that can scrach it up in the kitchen enough to make you slap your momma, and trust some men will leave your ass for better food, better convo, better sports knowlege hell anything but sex
true2me hit the nail right on the head. thats why i cant stand that ashani song “good good” I mean i understand confidence but geez oh peets!
dont tell the world!!
Jaclynn shut up!!!…you stoooopid, you don’t care what you say out yo mouth i swear…LOL!!!
Jolie…you keep using trigger words, surprisingly it’s the harmful substitutes that are putting you in moderation, you may want to keep it dirty and put an asterick in there or something…sad i know.
@true2me: “kitty comes a dime a dozen”
This reminds me of the wise sayings of a pimp from the MIA:
“H*es come a dime a dozen. What you is ‘hard up for lovin’? Push-in and shovin, about some woman
Whose giving up the @$$ home boy you buggin…don’t worry bout that p*ssy cuz it ain’t your’s…”
A drink for the woman in DC who can “Name That Pimp”!
Jolie girl what did you do?? first Hassani now you!!!
lawd who next!!!!
*doin my fred sanford* im comin home!!!!
@true2me
“i never understood the simps who give their whole pay check to get some azz
seriously
kitty comes a dime a dozen”
Me and SBM are on a mission to crush and obliterate such behavior. These types of dudes have single handedly destroyed the game.
how does everyone on here feel about toys in the bedroom? NOT ALONE. I mean when you are with someone.. ? ?? I mean ton*gues and d*cks get tired. ever used a toy on a girl? every had your man use a toy on you?
Me.. I’m all for it!
@anti: jt money?
@teacia: astericks worked!!!!!! woohoooo…
I am not in DC but I say nas
Jolie I am all for toys and any man who is against it…..
wait i had to stop that comment mid sentence because it sounded like a bible verse and that just aint right
@Jaclynn: GIRL SHUT UP!! YOU ARE TOO DAM.N CRAZY!
@Mikki: of course there are people who are better, that doesn’t mean I’m not great! There’s room enough on this world wide web for me and the chic that’s better than me to brag…
@Humble: Me? Elaborate? Heh heh…
@Teacia: ooooh…no u didn’t
yes, men and women alike will go nuts over some good stuff…it’s an ugly sight either way and i’ve been victim to it myself…man o man…
Oh Lawd! Yes! * sheds a tear *
Let me get like T Pain and buy you a drank shawty…you just earned it
***Disclaimer: The offer to purchase a drink for a woman was in direct reference to:
1) a contest
2) and naming a pimp
In accordance with Pimp Law # 69-26k, purchasing a drink in this situation would not be classified as a “simp move”.
@Jolie…no problem, and the toy things is a yes…heightens the experience.
*wait* OH HELL NAW…I would drag Alex little ass down the street by her neck if she ever tried me like this, white people get your kids under control please:
http://www.therundown.tv/videos/wtf-files/this-kid-slaps-his-mom-on-television/
sorry for the off topic link, but i just got this email and all i could think was that this kid had dun gon and lost his gotdamn mind.
“it’s also made me run through the quad with some panties and a t-shirt on…my first..umm…yeah.”
Jaclynn–LOL…girl I don’t know if I want to know the whole story behind this one.
@Mikki: and trust, i’ve been left for someone else even though I got skillz so I know for a fact skillz won’t keep a man, in the end he (just like us) will go where his heart (or his curiosity) will take him…sadly though, they always try to cheat on the next girl with me. I usually tell them “that’s what you get for betting on the wrong horse”…I’M A MUTHAF*CKIN STALLION! HAHAHAHA!!!!
Okay, let me stop being silly and get back to work.
Anti: LOL…you’s a fool.
@ Bree: …but if the grits are tight I wouldn’t have no where to go but the kitchen
@antidater: who got it right?
@Jolie: You did.
Jolie I think he was talkin to you!!!
I just want to go on record as saying that was my first experience with a black man. Yep…ooooh oooo…just made contact with him again! tehehehe…
@Bree-Yep sometimes skillz won’t get it..but as all for one said you can ease his illz and pay the billz. I don’t mean to be so…well..I have a wild side..but I’m trying to be reformed.
@Bree: lol…what, i didn’t say nothing.
@Mikki: lol @ Bible verse, and it did…lol.
lol Teacia ya know!! shat!!
I think you should do the honors and finish the verse lol
man, let me know in advance when yall be talkin bout these typa topics here…ima have to start scheduling “nooners” muahahaha
@Antidater
“***Disclaimer: The offer to purchase a drink for a woman was in direct reference to:
1) a contest
2) and naming a pimp
In accordance with Pimp Law # 69-26k, purchasing a drink in this situation would not be classified as a “simp move”.”
This law has been ratified by Humble_One.
about that ashanti song
there is “good good” everywhere
I would hope a man aint with me cause of my stuff..the stuff is just a bonus
a smart man wont put up with just any womans crap cause she got “good good”
there is plenty of good good out there
*just finished reading “whos loving you” by mary b morrison..in it this man had sex with 3 very good cootered women..but he only loved one because of who she was*
i had a friend once say her man wasn’t goin to cheat cause she had breasts and butt
WTF..EVERYONE HAS THAT..different sizes..BUT THATS NOT EVEN WHAT MATTERS WHEN IT COMES TO CHEATING..ITS THE “GOOD GOOD”
lmao why so and imma have to find a boo just so i can have a nooner this is some bs fa sho!!
@Breelicious
” Me? Elaborate? Heh heh…”
Yes inquiring minds would like to know.
@anti: oooo I won.. MEET ME AT MY AQUARIUM!
no seriously… when do I get my drink? I’ve got the 2nd round.
SBM..you need to revisit what is wack cooter so us ladies can respond with what is wack peter
thanks
not me tho..umma virgin
@Mikki: comment #151…i had NO idea that was in the song…that’s what I get for not listening to the lyrics…one time for Lil Wayne preachin safe sex
@Anti: heheh heh…no where
@Jolie: YES TOYS!!!! I’m an avid fan of toys (got introduced only a few years ago and got hooked). I’ll bring toys in the room with my fella if a. i just want to get extra freaky and b. if he’s finished and i’m not…and I’m with Mikke…if he has a problem with it, I got a problem with him. I’m waiting for Mikki to write that into the commandments, haha
ion know about toys..they are so cumbersome
they in the way
@true2me: I don’t think I’ve ever listened to that whole “good good” song. The only thing i heard was part of the chorus and all i was thinking is “are they seriously playing this on the radio for my 9 year old and 13 year old neices to sing? Seriously”
Look I’ll talk all kinds of shyt on this blog with you guys, my virtual homies, but you would never catch me up in some dudes ear talking about how good i am (at least not until after i’ve proven it) b/c for 1. i’m not advertising myself dude, it’s really none of his business how good i am until he proves to me he’s worth the opportunity to find out and 2. i’d hate to make myself into a liar…no matter how good i might think i am…let’s just say, everybody don’t like grits.
Yes, what is wack cooter? And Bree…come on..you know about me..a little.
Ladies, why don’t we have an amendment to a rule…their exerting penis power right now and we don’t know it.
My friend informed me that my ex boyfriend is a simp and I am unaware of what that is. I was wondering if the gentlemen could enlighten me please?
On the topic of discussion, I have always been that girl that a guy would go down on me but I never was one to go down on him. That changed however when I got into a long term relationship and now the idea of not doing it seems foreign to me. I’ve never really met a man who didn’t like to go down but if I do they need to be schooled.
11th commandment
though shall allow toys in the bedroom, and he who be against it shall parish
Mikki “1-22″
look it up lol
(praying jesus don’t strike me down right here where i type)
what about plies
all he does is encourage girls to be “buss it babies”
my 16 yr old godsis said she was his buss it baby on myspace
i was like “do you even know what that is?”
its a strippers who just effs plies when he wants her to…..thats it..he may give her some doh..but she is just a trick..plain and simple
too many a song now glorifies stripping and being a jump off
every ONE of plies songs does
“sexy can I”
“I know she got it”
and too many to count
@true: “i had a friend once say her man wasn’t goin to cheat cause she had breasts and butt ” woooowww…does she think she’s the only person with those?
Not the same thing but I had a girl who told me she new her man wasn’t cheating b/c he “came so hard” when he was with her. Woooow
truth is, there’s good booty all over the place…the ugly truth is, a dude will leave you and your good “cooter” for some mediocre “cooter” if it’s the woman he’s in love with…think it’s a game if’n ya wanna.
ok Mikki, let me have a take at it:
Jolie I am all for toys and any man who is against it…..shall not be coveted with glorious wonders of thy soul and the bountiful mulitude of my bossom that which sings a song of ten thousands…
ok that’s all i got, someone else finish it up…this could be fun…we will write a new commandment together…lol.
SBM can you do some posting on tantric se$x I’m tryna elevate my mind. I’m tryna be like Sade and shyt…i don’t want no ordinary love. lol
found out where i could get some church this week. TJ Jakes at the DC Convention Center tomorrow at 7pm: http://www.thepottershouse.org/pastorsandleadership/
After all this talk.. I need to be there ….
cooter:
coochie, vagina, stuff, possum, p*ssy, kitty, the black hole, an oasis in the desert, trim, cutty, bergina, azz, the funky stuff, fish, nana, nani, poo poo
Missy-Hey guhl!
@Bree-Tits and Ass don’t keep a man.
@Mikki-Ohh toys is the shit…left mine out last week…Mom brought them to me and asked me what they were. LOL
@comeback: you are hilarious!
I hate Plies…I can’t listen to the radio with my daughter in the car because of him….and countless others. So I’m usually in my car bumping the hell out of Kidz Bop or Hannah Montana…*sigh*
are we gonna get on the subject of bad songs now?
im glad i dont have kids for this very reason, and when i do have them they will listen to 60’s 70’s music only, and i know they say that music back in the day was bad but back then the artist was much more creative with the delivery so much so that you didnt know what they was talkin bout anyways sooooo.
altho i must say i am in love with T-pains song “Can’t believe it”
matta fact im gonna go play it
oh and that other song thats stupid as hell Ms Officer. I know shame on me just shame….
ok lawd im ready now…..
@Jaclynn: did i say tits and ass kept a man? i never said that, i never said anything remotely close to it…shyt if that were the case i’d have one, shyt i’d have two or three
so once again it is my duty to dispell the misperception of the real meaning of bussit baby, the real version for all you northerners that don’t get the southern original versions, he’s actually talking about a girl he fell in love with…ghetto love, but love no less:
1st time we had sex, it was like a movies
Both of us fell asleep, both of us was woozy
Love how she say my name, love how she do me
Gained feelings for her kinda quick, kinda blew me
Found myself thinking bout her, shit kinda spooked me
More time we spent together more she got attached
I love being around her, seem like the perfect match
She ain’t blow my phone up and she ain’t never hack
She knew her place, played her role, and she was cool with that
“What you doin” “Where you goin” questions she don’t ask
She took my mind off the streets she helped me relax
She wanted to VIP her face she put me on my back
What we did last night got me wantin to call her
If I wasn’t real homie I’d probably stalk her
From the hood, when she get drunk she talk proper
Got kinky with her, told her dress up like a lawyer
I was the judge last night I gave her all the orders
Worked it real good turned her round and doggystyled her
Told her if I gave her any more might have to charge her
Felt the vibe in the room the feelings getting larger
Took her from the bench and I done turned her to a starter
Tastes like sugar, smell like water
Now she into goons all off what I taught her
What I do to her make her care about me harder
Her sex game crazy
Body so amazing
Kiss like she cravin
Walk like she taken
Attitude mistaken
Fiend for her daily
Care about her greatly
Why she my bust it baby
@true2me
” the funky stuff, fish”
Call me Usain Bolt on any woman with these 2. I might leave a jetstream running away from that.
Jolie Im serious. You mentioned TD Jakes, maybe if se$x was like talking to God, maybe people would be really careful about who they picked as partners.
Teacia dang girl I still wanna go to heaven!!!
cut!!!
jolie where the free stuff at
i can’t afford no TD jakes stuff
humble
gay men call it fish
funky stuff is a metaphore
*give it to me..give me that funk that sweet that nasty that gushy stuff*
it dont literally mean funky
lol
@comeback: TRUE!
Mikki: Mrs. Officer is hot…it’s on right now in my car, well not playing, but you know what i mean…lol.
We can hear the angels calling us
We can see the sunrise before us
And when I’m in that thang, I’ll make that body sang
I make it say…
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee.
lol…yeah that’s my shyt!!
@truetome: It IS FREE! this is a recession.. I need FREE ..
Hmmm…..Tea…those lyrics almost brought a tear to my eye…
Ooohh…Wooosaahh
LOL…ahhh Mikki, I thought it sounded biblical…lol, but not raunchy.
teacia
dont defend him
his bust it baby is not “his girl”..he dont mention love at all when talkin about her…just infatuation
it is his f*ck buddy
the girl that he wont even give up the streets to be with
and lets not forget..she strips
so what if is he infatuated
a buss it baby is not an honorable title for anyone to claim that they are
he go over there, get it in with her cause she great in bed, leave her a couple dollas, and go on about his business
whatever
Ive listened to his lyrics too now…..i know what a buss it baby is