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What makes a breast … a breast

It’s no secret that I love breasts.

I have spent a great portion of my life enjoying and studying these sweater kittens.  I have seen them in my bed, in my hand, at strip clubs, in bikini’s, accidentally popping out, through low cut shirts, in wet t-shirts contests … the list goes on.  During my travels … there is one irrefutable fact I have concluded in all of these situations

A breast is worth nothing … unless the nipple comes out

Not just the aureoles … but the actual nipple!

This revelation came about while visiting a strip club in Tampa Bay, FL.  Apparently the law in their town forbids the showing of nipples (f*cking travesty!).  As a result of this, all the girls wore flesh colored pasties.  The breast was allowed to hang free in all their glory, it could be pushed up, squeezed, and enjoyed … but something just felt weird.  Without the nipple … it just wasn’t a breast.  It was great to look at and nice to touch … but it was no longer that coveted organ I lust after … just a silicone filled fun bag.

Case in point … Jennifer Lopez can were this dress out in public and for TV and its considered racy … but high fashion.  Let just one edge of her brown nipple make an appearance … and suddenly it’s a whole different story.  You gotta blur it out, she’s on the cover of “The Enquirer”, and the photos are now worth $10K each.

Wet t-shirt contests.  Drunk college girls running around in tight t-shirts is something of interest … but apply water … and get the nipples to make an appearance … now we have cash prizes and a real event!

Store mannequins … why do you think the vast majority remain without nipples.  Because n****s would lose their gotdamn mind husbands would get caught staring.

Let any office building get slightly too cold and Big Tittied Brenda comes into the meeting with a tight sweater.  Suddenly all sense and intelligent leave the room … and every guy is thinking … “It sure is nipply in here.”

So what exactly is so magical about this little nub?  It makes up like 2% of the breast .. so why does nature’s bull’s eye garner so much attention?  Why is it so important?

I don’t think it’s a question that can ever be answered.

But … to you … the nipple …you will always be cherished by me … SBM

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  1. 1 1. The Comeback Girl

    did you or did you not just write a post about nipples???

    im not sure what to say. I agree? I can relate? I have nipples?

    wth?

  2. 2 2. mikki AKA AnitraClark

    I think he did…..

    *blank stare*

  3. 3 3. Nicki Sunshine

    2nding Comeback: I know right? I’m mind boggled today SBM…

    All I about nips is I cannot stand mine. They show through EVERYTHING and I always have to wear padded bras to keep them from showin through my damn shirts.

  4. 4 4. Humble_One

    @Comeback
    “did you or did you not just write a post about nipples???”

    No he didn’t.

    @Nicki Sunshine
    “They show through EVERYTHING and I always have to wear padded bras to keep them from showin through my damn shirts.”

    Thats not a bad thing.

  5. 5 5. The Comeback Girl

    mine don’t really show unless im aroused or really cold. And if that should happen during the random day…THAT’S A bad thing.

  6. 6 6. Nicki Sunshine

    @Humble: “Thats not a bad thing.”

    For men it is not. I hate it. EMBARASSING… I always look aroused or cold when I’m not.

    @Mik: I love you and your blank stares. :)

  7. 7 7. Johnny McFly (MrSwagger.com)

    Phrat I had to really sit back on this one and it was hard to really come up with a reason, see I too love the nipple. I believe that with the right normal skin tone to aureola tone, the nipple becomes a beautiful center piece.

    I think the love for the nipple goes back to what males originally think of breast as, a source for milk. The nipple is the first source of food, so its nurture over nature. This could all be BS, but I do love some fun bags.

    -JM

  8. 8 8. Humble_One

    @Nicki Sunshine & Comeback - You think its embarassing when you are could or aroused? Imagine being a man. Especially a sensitive man.

  9. 9 9. Nicki Sunshine

    @Humble: “Nicki Sunshine & Comeback - You think its embarassing when you are could or aroused? Imagine being a man. Especially a sensitive man.”

    Bwahhh! At least you can stay seated…. our stuff is right at bird’s eye level!!!!

  10. 10 10. (fŭng'kē) [blak] [chik]

    I refer to mine as the ‘grapes’..lol

    I remember one instance I was sitting in a lecture and the speaker was this FINE, tall, broad shoulder, black hair, grey eyed Italian man…BELLISIMO! So anyways, I go up to him after the lecture to give him my business card. Within seconds *pop* he was about to get his eyes poked out..lol

    A few days later we were talking on the phone, yes I mixed business & pleasure, and he said he didn’t know if he was the cause of it or the cold room…but he hoped it was him..lol

  11. 11 11. SBM

    @Mr. Swagger: Yes … our first source of nourishment … mad I forgot to touch on that.

    @Nicki: Trust us … its not a bad thing. And our “shame” grosses women instead of arousing them.

    @Comeback: Yeah … Nipples. I’ve written about titties, head, and sex in a helicopter … but something about Nipples is too much??? LOL.

  12. 12 12. Nicki Sunshine

    @SBM: “@Nicki: Trust us … its not a bad thing. And our “shame” grosses women instead of arousing them.”

    I’m crackin up.. the jury is still out on that one… It depends on the man and the situation… if he’s sexy and we’re grinding in the club (the one time it’s ok), I may be cool with it. LOL
    ***Sorry celibacy club, I came out my face for a minute *******

  13. 13 13. Indiana Jones

    wow…ummmm, yeah so uhhh

  14. 14 14. Anesidora

    Bwhahahaha! This post has no discussional value whatsoever, but I’m sure everyone will rise to the challenge and make it happen.

    Hiding the nipple is one of those stupid irrational censorship things. But then again, judging by the passion expressed by SBM for them, maybe it’s necessary.

    And for the ladies with nipple issues, VS Body by Victoria bras (with the lil extra padding) are great for smoothing things out.

    Not-so-sidenote: I just had to abandon my nipple rings, and I’m sad about it. *weep* I’ve had them off and on for over 10 years. Now they feel naked.

  15. 15 15. Nicki Sunshine

    @Anesidora: “And for the ladies with nipple issues, VS Body by Victoria bras (with the lil extra padding) are great for smoothing things out.”

    Thanks for the tip, ma’am. :)

  16. 16 16. No More Heroes

    I think I saw the perfect set of breasts this weekend at the strip club. Perfect shape, areola looked like it was drawn on with a compass, perfect circles and alignment. I dont know if i even saw her face even though she sat at my table.

  17. 17 17. jolie fatale

    @no more: too bad she’s a stripper… hahahahah .. unless you like dating strippers?

    @anesidora: i agree this post has no conversational VALUE at ALL..

    @sbm: go get laid already geez…

    @everyone: Happy TUESDAY! We actually posted a new post! Check, check check check us OUT!

  18. 18 18. teenamarie: TMV

    really??? wow….but hey…i got nipples and Marius loves them!!!

  19. 19 19. No More Heroes

    @Jolie: I like dating strippers. I dont mind, Its just an occupation.

  20. 20 20. jolie fatale

    @no more: I guess you are a hero.. saving them scrippers!

  21. 21 21. HNIC

    I think this may be the first post where black men will actually get to talk on a blog about single black men? amazing how I can talk about titties all day yet peopel are already saying this has no discussional value.
    oh wow

    so on topic.
    yo… you southern cats r spoiled. come up here to new york and experience going to a strip club.
    pasties? nope
    G string? nah man
    bikini…. yep. gals have to wear more clothing in a strip club than they wear in the club and your not allowed to touch either. 5 feet.

    but then again, im not going down south any time soon. Id rather stay up here with our “23 is too old” unspoken rule about our pole dancers… as opposed to going down south and seeing your lifetime employed ones. Im sorry im not paying 20 dollars for a lap dance with a 30 year old saggy titties that look like utters having chick.

    Up here we keep a fresh rotation…. young tight and everything is still in the right place god intended for them to be in!!!!

  22. 22 22. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    lol @ Nicki

    comeback I have an Icon now for my url ! check me out

    http://www.anitrasplace.net

    its in the addy bar

  23. 23 23. The Comeback Girl

    i like it MIK…your such a bad mama jamma.

  24. 24 24. HNIC

    Oh and HNIC wouldnt date a stripper… I obviously date models… but if you model infront of a pole or in someones rap video? nah you can have drinks with the next brotha…. not me. Im not in a spot for what I am trying to do here in my township where I can have a sista on my arm who isnt of a certain standards.

    oh and wanted to add for all my brothas. which is more important, the nipples or the actual bust itself? my baby brother has always been of the belief that he didnt care if she was flat at a wall, she just needed to have eraser type nipples that he could hang his keys on. I have another friend who likes them as huge as he can get them.

    Myself personally breasts do nothing for me so I have no opinion

  25. 25 25. why so serious?

    thought of nipple(rings) + adhd = another day of lost productivity

    why?

  26. 26 26. No More Heroes

    @HNIC: For me its both, I like them as big as possible w/ eraser nipples.

  27. 27 27. Jac

    Just checked I do have nipples.

    @No More-Go right ahead son.
    @Whyso-That’s funny. Boy you better do your darn job…you know there’s a financial problem here.

    Ladies…ummm hi.

  28. 28 28. The Comeback Girl

    wow..so now that we have come to the conclusion that most like them big with erasers..with the exception of HNIC..where does this thread go now.?

    i didn’t know about that Tampa law? ok..

  29. 29 29. jolie fatale

    is it too early to change the topic?

    Like why is it ok to date strippers but a womans a slore if she comes by your house on a second date?

  30. 30 30. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    I am going to go ahead and bow out of this topic for today and deem this “mens day”

    I might actually be productive at work today, way to go SBM way to freakin go….

    *another*

    *Blank*

    *Stare*

    ty comeback ty

  31. 31 31. LostwithoutU

    Wow, nipples huh. Yeah not much I can say about that except they get sore like a bitch.

    Yeah Comeback that’s the law, there is a place or two where they don’t wear the pasties(all white bars) and they’re fully nude, but the guy who owns those strip clubs was a County Commissioner, so he figured out a loophole.

    There really is no value to this topic.

  32. 32 32. The Comeback Girl

    “Like why is it ok to date strippers but a womans a slore if she comes by your house on a second date?”

    maybe because a man dating a stripper already knew what he signed up for out of the gate. In fact everything she does from that point on is all smooth sailing: complete sentences, a house, a car, the mere “wanting” to go to college.

    with the velcro bootay type chick, he’s most likely built her up from jump along with all of the expectations. Men are who$res too. but i think secretly they want women to show them how to do the right thing.

  33. 33 33. Teacia

    Sorry guys, I didn’t notice that I still had that stupid name up there.

  34. 34 34. why so serious?

    this reminds me of a quote from meet the parents…

    Dina Byrnes: I had no idea you could milk a cat.
    Greg Focker: Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.
    Jack Byrnes: I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?

    hahahahahaha, i love that flick

    whyso

  35. 35 35. jolie fatale

    @comeback: well Coach called me last night. his convo was weak at best. Sometimes i think men play just as many games as women. i think he was expecting me to blow up his phone requesting another date. So anyway.. new date scheduled for thursday night. i will not end up back on the couch at the end of it! Happy COMEBACK! I really know the right things to do as a lady but sometimes I just dont care :)

  36. 36 36. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    lmao @ jolie changing the game, u go gurl

  37. 37 37. The Comeback Girl

    is it really a game?? or is it a courtship ritual a dance if you will…its age old..in our dna.

  38. 38 38. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    its like spanish fly comeback!!!

  39. 39 39. Jac

    Whyso:Definitely not serious. I love that movie too and that scene. I dunno one of my good friends told me the same things in high school…i wonder.

    Jolie:I know the right things to do as a lady but sometimes I just don’t care…right on chick.

  40. 40 40. jolie fatale

    @comeback: I guess you could call it a courtship ritual. I think I am just used to men catering more so towards the woman and me having to do less work in the dance since men usually LEAD. Maybe its because he is Nigerian? Ya think thats it? is it cultural?

  41. 41 41. The Comeback Girl

    @ its like spanish fly comeback!!! …um let me research dat MIK!!! **opens wiki to try to see if I can correlate.”

  42. 42 42. Teacia

    Jolie do you know Eso…he’s Nigerian and went to Howard…he lives in Jax now…that’s a fine specimen of a man right there.

  43. 43 43. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    lmao comeback I just wiki’d it and i retract my statement lol

  44. 44 44. jolie fatale

    @teacia: one of my friends who went to HU who is from Mass… knows him and his brother..

  45. 45 45. Teacia

    yes mam…Eso can so get it laid to the side, lol. unfortunately he’s apart of the crew and we have very strict crew rules about mixing lust and friendship, lol.

    …maybe in another lifetime. *sigh*

  46. 46 46. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    comeback i was ready to make that song my wedding dance song until he said

    ” let me lick you from your navel to your flower”

    thats just ummm not gonna work at church…

  47. 47 47. jolie fatale

    @teacia: “and we have very strict crew rules about mixing lust and friendship, lol”

    RULES…. They are meant to be broken. I break them allllll the time! You only live once.

  48. 48 48. The Comeback Girl

    ” I think I am just used to men catering more so towards the woman and me having to do less work in the dance since men usually LEAD. Maybe its because he is Nigerian? ”

    imma start chargin yall LOL

    ***puts on my lab jacket and lights my incense (clincial meets metaphyical***

    Jolie..are you tryna tell me you did “less work” with Memory foam. He wasn’t nigerian was he? You don’t strike me as somebody whose doing “less work”. You got these dates taken straight out of Mcgiver’s handbook. Im not reading you as the maiden flower.

    As for the cultural differences. It really depends. There are ALOT of factors. I have dated very “americanized” African guys or right off the ship type dudes, who were born in this country. So many different variables.

    but it does seem like your at nascar race. Doing alot of speed dating. I think that’s good. Because the magic is sometimes in the numbers. But you gotta stick to the same behavior for ALL. No placebo type dudes. you know what im tryna say. Basically keep your @zz out these men’s houses and off their mattresses and pull out sofas.

  49. 49 49. HNIC

    see you cant like BOTH. obviously we would all lvoe the perfect breast but not every breast is perfect because…. WOMEN GET OLD.
    last week we actually were talking about my dating situation at work…
    of course the young security guard/resident thug comes up and starts asking me about my dating and then starts in
    “but do she have titties and ass though my nalgga!”

    the other brotha told him that I am in the 30’s dating game, women with hooters are first round draft choices and have long since been off the market.

    tis so true! Sadly im dealing with all B cups and lower now gentlemen. get your “milk” while your still young boys

  50. 50 50. Teacia

    Jolie: Oh yeah that’s right he is from Boston…he’s like the perfect black man…he loves and cherishes being black and black people, however nothing he does resembles his ethnicity…it’s a beautiful thing ladies and gentlemen.

    Naw I’m going to stay in my lane on this one here…this man intimidates the hell out of me and he’s YOUNGER…and i don’t get intimidated often intellectually or otherwise but he’s very successful at it. I play to win….so uhh yeah i’ll pass.

    Comeback: remember that myspace message this weekend, uhhh yeah…lol.

  51. 51 51. HNIC

    oh and anoter thing that gets a chick the boot from my bedroom….

    wtf is up with sistas and RINGS IN THEIR NIPPLES!?!? am I alone here in my thoughts that …hmmm perhaps thats like cool or something if your a 19 year old exotic dancer but nipple piercings just dont belong on a 33 year old advertising and communications manager?

    I mean im not the biggest fan of hooters in the world, but seiously do we have to defile them with tattoos and piercings? its like desecration of an altar!

  52. 52 52. The Comeback Girl

    “nothing he does resembles his ethnicity”

    ????..

    “Comeback: remember that myspace message this weekend, uhhh yeah…lol.”

    @ furniture design/placement??? ok..

    is everything alright wit cha?

  53. 53 53. Teacia

    Comeback: yeah he’s not boxed in by being black, some very smart black men are limited with the scopes of their interests…they do everything in their power to express their black roots, not him. he’s confident in knowing who he is, he doesn’t forget but he doesn’t wear it on his sleeves either to prove that he hasn’t forgot.

    Yeah the furniture design question…lol…i’ll hit you up on the space.

  54. 54 54. why so serious?

    @jolie

    can I clear up your post a bit? In order for the dance to be good, women have to do equal work/fun as the men. They just do different things.

    Men’s job = to lead, make sure they don’t crash into other dancers, keep time, interpret the music right, read their partners
    Women’s job = to [fully] trust the lead [amazingly difficult], to transmit the feeling given by the lead, and my favorite, to look extra extra sexy

    i been salsaing for about 9 months…and it’s helped my life lol. i also have a really deep theory that relationships are exactly like partner dancing. As soon as i pare it down, i might share it with the world

  55. 55 55. jolie fatale

    @comeback: yes dear, no more couches, mattresses, futons or pull-outs! I am still on the celibacy train… choo mutha effin choo!

  56. 56 56. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    lmao @ Jolie I need your start date so i can add you to role call for Friday mam

  57. 57 57. jolie fatale

    @why so: you become more and more interesting to me as the days go on.. salsa dancing? are you a maverick? lol. no seriously ..

    i understand the dancing metaphore but I also like a man to be a man take charge and go after what he wants. when you see a diamond in the rough .. pick that batch up .. shat! dont just kick it around… think about picking it up .. come back to it the next day look at it again.. there might be a miner out there that is willing to take that diamond, shine and poilish it and put it in a fabulous setting! ..Where my miners at!?

  58. 58 58. Teacia

    @why so: that’s a very good analogy for relationships. so often we women don’t trust our men to lead, but also too often our men look to us for directions instead of just trusting their instincts…we all got a little work to do here.

    *sidenote* i’m actually answering my work phone this morning instead of letting them go to voicemail and calling them back…this is waaaay more productive than putting it off, lol*

  59. 59 59. jolie fatale

    @mikki: I been on it since April dear… and still keeping my legs closed!

  60. 60 60. No More Heroes

    @HNIC: I guess the issue is I dont look at any woman in a long-term way. How you look right now is what I am dealing with. I dont worry about how you look in five years because theres a good chance we wont be dating in five months.

    @Jolie: I dont call women slores, because no one has been able to give me a consistent definition of a slore. Its your body, you do what you want, screw society’s labels.

  61. 61 61. jolie fatale

    @no more: has anyone told you they love you today. Well I just did!

  62. 62 62. The Comeback Girl

    “yeah the furniture design question…lol…i’ll hit you up on the space.”

    ok..that might be more appropriate.

  63. 63 63. jolie fatale

    Furniture design is the new word for? who knows … but it sounds interesting .. is it similar to coloring? lol

  64. 64 64. Teacia

    Mikki: i got a question for you. so i disputed all 15 items on my report, 5 of them were deleted right(yaaay for eliminating 1/3 of my debt)…but i only did that with one reporting agency…should i dispute all 15 again for the 2 other agencies or just the 5 that were deleted…or am i screwed b/c didn’t feel like doing them all at the same time.

  65. 65 65. Teacia

    Jolie: lol, me and my girls all got together Friday night and watched that movie while eating take out…and no it’s not quite coloring…it’s more like tracing the pic in black first so that you can stay in the lines.

  66. 66 66. The Comeback Girl

    When i say design its more about placement..where things go to open chi.

  67. 67 67. Teacia

    Comeback…I sent the message.

  68. 68 68. jolie fatale

    @teacia & comeback: yup .. gotcha!

  69. 69 69. Humble_One

    @Comeback,jolie, and Teacia
    “he loves and cherishes being black and black people, however nothing he does resembles his ethnicity…it’s a beautiful thing ladies and gentlemen.”

    Ok as an African man I have to question this. Are we suppose to walk around in dashikis? Does everything we do have to scream I am African? I swear b/w the you don’t act African or you act like a white boy statements I don’t know what to think.

  70. 70 70. The Comeback Girl

    Humble you preachin to the choir. Its all good to me. Moreover its really hard to find black american people in this country who don’t have roots somewhere else be it Caribbean/Africa other ethnicities etc. So im really sensitive to those issues across the board.

    And I also am very congnizant how they play out in my relationships with men who aren’t black american.

  71. 71 71. Teacia

    Humble I wasn’t talking about his African ethnicity as much as I was just talk about him being a black man…i.e. the black man stereotypes. Calm down mister, no one was disrespecting you.

    For me that’s a plus b/c I grew up around white kids, listening to their music and singing their songs. I’m a classically trained musician as well…and how many brothas you think I can get to go to an Italian Opera with me…yeah, that was what I was getting at.

  72. 72 72. jolie fatale

    hmmm looks like people are working today. Guess I will do the same.

  73. 73 73. Humble_One

    @Comeback and Teacia - I didn’t catch feelings over this. You guys are good. It just suprising to hear that still. Growing up African/British/American and gives you a different experience. The stereotypical mindframe usually comes from people that have never been exposed to much.

  74. 74 74. The Comeback Girl

    Humble what you surprised to hear??? if you noticed i had questions on ““nothing he does resembles his ethnicity” as well. But i think i know what was meant.

    my mother’s paternal side emigrated here from Haiti. Even after like the early 1900s…alot of them people still think like “haitians” to me (i say this because i can and affectionately as well).

    you gotta know that people bring their cultural perspectives to relationships. They don’t just go away. you do know that right? and sometimes those perspectives directly affect your situation.

  75. 75 75. jolie fatale

    @humble: I have traveled the world and dated the gammit. There is something different about dating an americanized african man then an african man who maybe has been her only 10 years or fewer. Its just different. (idk if this is the point of this convo anymore though)I like all men but his Nigerian culture being that both his parents are from Nigeria but he was born here makes him slightly different in his values and expectations in a woman. just saying..

  76. 76 76. Teacia

    yeah the “nothing he does resembles his ethnicity” was a compliment to him being able to live outside of the normal gammit of black america. there’s more to us than what it portrayed and i was admiring that visible quality in him…however he was just an example. there are many of men, even right on this blog who embody those qualities…like how many black men do we know who salsa dance, i can think of 3 and all 3 are on this blog, Why So, Hasani if i’m not mistaken and Eathan.

  77. 77 77. Teacia

    LMAO @ my friends…I sent them all a text message letting them all know that I love and appreciate their friendship and how important they have been to my growth…and some of the responses are priceless…so far there’s a tie for my favorite:

    1. R u dying or something?

    2. Even though I feel I got this by accident, it really does mean a lot you sent it to me.

    Damn, and here I was thinking that I was good at showing my friends the love, lol…I guess not, gotta do better!!

  78. 78 78. Humble_One

    @Comeback. jolie, Teacia - I agree. Until I got older I didn’t understand why I view or related to women different than my friends. I grew up in a household or environment different than them. I think this is also why some women I’ve dated could not understand where I was coming from.

  79. 79 79. The Comeback Girl

    “I grew up in a household or environment different than them. I think this is also why some women I’ve dated could not understand where I was coming from”

    provide some examples..

    since where all friends here. I will say that there have been times where I’ve had to defend my black american perspective (even that in which has a slice of “island concepts”)to an African boyfriend. There have been serious arguments resulting from “how black american’s think”. I call it the model minority complex.

    but anyway…humble i thought i was gonna have to bake you some cookies. maybe like you werent comin back.

  80. 80 80. Teacia

    LOL @ Comeback!

    Humble we feel your pain mister, only “cultured” black men really get me…other than that it’s a complete and total waist, not saying the “cultured” ones are a sure thing either though….obviously.

  81. 81 81. jolie fatale

    define cultured? is mambo sauce cultured? jk jk jk .. just trying to wake some people up on this here blog..

    its the teacia, humble, comeback, jolie show up in here today..

  82. 82 82. HNIC

    no more heroes: brotha I fully endorse your frame of mind. Infact I wish more YOUNG black men would take your mentality. I feel todays younger black male is so compassionate it strikes a bad chord with todays black woman and eventually the relationship will falter because we dont have enough swagger (or money) to keep them honest.

    ANOTHER one of my best friends wife walked out on him. its an epidemic. So I encourage you younger dudes to get your swagger on , only do it in a SAFE way. I belive that it will let you guys focus when you become a grey old sage like myself.

    but yeah we differ. I was born and bred a husband. this playboy shit is not for me.

  83. 83 83. Teacia

    Jolie play nice now…lol, we all know how GHETTO that mess is.

    I’ve decided that I want a pearl necklace for my bday, in addition to the Ipod, watch and purse. I feel that I’m at an age where I can appreciate a fine set of pearls stringed together by fine silk thread.

    So SBM fam, I think you all need to take up a collection and purchase me a beautiful pearl necklace, simple and classic.

    For example:

    http://www.pearlsonly.com/pearls/customer/product.php?productid=17514&cat=437&page=1

    gotta help yall folks out on here.

  84. 84 84. Teacia
  85. 85 85. Humble_One

    @Comeback
    “i thought i was gonna have to bake you some cookies. maybe like you werent comin back.”

    I am not feeling any type of way about this. It takes A LOT to get me upset. Women assume that since I am nice I am also sensitive. Its usually the toughest dudes that are the most sensitive. I like you all too much to leave. I wish I had more women like you in my life that I could interact with instead of just at work. You can still make those cookies too.

  86. 86 86. jolie fatale

    @teacia: Dang those are reasonable! probably because they are freshwater pearls. I got an $800 dollar strand around my neck right now from this dude I used to date years back (yes .. I had them appraised.) Hmmm.. I might need to get those freshwater ones too.. add them to my collection. I say you start a blog and get a paypal link for a “29 and fine” gift..

  87. 87 87. Teacia

    I’m officially in LOVE with pearls…this set is toooo pretty:

    http://www.pearlsonly.com/pearls/customer/product.php?productid=18222&cat=401&page=1

    Ok I’m done with my public drooling and Jolie I lack the energy for all of that. I may buy myself a set this week, my bday is on Sunday, so I’m going to look around for a few days and see what I like the most that’s affordable and jump on a set…gotta start somewhere, freshwater it is.

    Also I think this site is a wholesale deal so they’re cheaper.

  88. 88 88. The Comeback Girl

    i’ve never been really able to get into pearl necklaces. All the yaya’s used to wear them at every yaya function.

    i just always thought it was something older women wore. i need a little edge to my jewelry.

  89. 89 89. Teacia

    I’m a little edgy w/o the pearls. I’ve always worn a lot of diamonds so I need something to bring me down a notch and pearls are perfect, simple yet classic.

  90. 90 90. Humble_One

    @Teacia - I didnt know pearls were that inexpensive. The majority of the items were under 2K.

    @Comeback - I saw women in very different roles. My grandmother is from Oklahoma. She was a reverend but at home she was a traditional wife. I have an aunt that’s Jamaican and another that’s Nigerian. I never pigeon holed women into one role because I never saw women in one role.

  91. 91 91. Nicki Sunshine

    “Diammmmmmoooonnnnnds, are a gir-rrlllsss best frieeeeennnnd.”

    Sorry I felt a little Beyonce-ish for a minute. LOL

  92. 92 92. jolie fatale

    I always wear pearls. I never leave home without them. I’ve had some custom pieces made which are a bit edgy.. but I get a lot of compliments from men about my pearls..i think it makes me different as a 20 something so I will keep it up.

  93. 93 93. Teacia

    Lol Humble…well these are $129,000:

    http://www.thepearlsource.com/16-18.6mm-Ultimate-Collection-White-South-Sea-Pearl-Necklace-AAAA-Quality_17_collection_597.htm

    I need a pair of starter pearls, lol…not like these babies here.

  94. 94 94. Jac

    Jolie-I feel you there. I like pearls. I wish I had pierced ears so I could wear diamond/pearl studs. Where do you get your custom pieces done?

    Teacia-Excellent choices. I like them all.

    Nicki-Lol Beyonce.

    Humble- :)

  95. 95 95. Teacia

    LOL @ Nicki!!

  96. 96 96. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    Nicki your nuts gurl, how is it going over there?? I haven’t been keeping up much today. Work has got me a lil bit busy but im actually enjoying working and planning a weekend date. So far we got dinner, haunted hay ride, and videos for Friday night.

    Ladies I need to go shopping for my date, what should I wear?

  97. 97 97. jolie fatale

    @jac:A friend of mines mom she travels to china quite a bit so if I see something I like and want to put pieces of one item together with another. SHe will take the photos and the chinaman hooks it up!

    @humble: somedays you surprise me! Has anyone told you they loved you today! Welp, I just did!

  98. 98 98. Humble_One

    @Teacia - $129K!!! Thats a 1968 Shelby Mustang. That diamond clasp is a nice touch. If I ever buy that best believe that I have married someone I would give my life for.

  99. 99 99. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    p.s I know I luvs yall menz on this blogs and comeback because she’s a dicks chick or whatever, but i have to break the “house rule” on this date……

    *shout out to jolie*

  100. 100 100. jolie fatale

    @mikki: videos? at your house or his house? you know how they feel about velcro booties around here.

    for your outfit.. where do you live again? whats the temp? its cold up here in the dmv!

  101. 101 101. Teacia

    Humble I agree TOTALLY!!!

    Mikki I see you on your date…and uhhh I asked you a financial question above.

    See #64 please and thank you!

  102. 102 102. Nicki Sunshine

    @Ladies: Over here delierious…. eating celery and grapes and applesauce. LOL. I’ve got to decrease this dress size. Yaw I went shopping for bridesmaid dresses and am no longer that size 8. FAAARR from it now. and pissed!!!!!

  103. 103 103. Nicki Sunshine

    @Mik: Where are you guys going???? I need details to give you a proper outfit. :)

  104. 104 104. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    lmao jolie i already made the disclaimer im gonna be a velcrow ass and i dont care if i never see him again because of it, thats a chance im willin to take lol.

    60’s or somewhere around there.

    Teacia I cannot answer your question due to moral issues im struggling with, sorry luv.

  105. 105 105. Jac

    Jolie:Cool, cool.
    Mikki:**passes you a condom**

    The SUN is finally out….

  106. 106 106. Teacia

    Don’t fret Nicki, bridesmaid’s dresses are cut a size too small, so subtract one size and that’s your new size.

  107. 107 107. jolie fatale

    @nicki: if it makes you feel better.. bridesmaids dresses run small..

    how do you feel now? better?

  108. 108 108. Nicki Sunshine

    @T and Jolie: I’m gonna be transparant… can I be transaparant for a minute????!!! Okay.. my confessions!

    I am a size 12 now… I was just a 10 June ‘07! I used to be the skinny girl. Not no mo’ folks. not no’ mo.

  109. 109 109. Teacia

    Mikki: ok i feel ya, luckily for me i don’t have the same dilemma. these companies have been getting over on people and using legal loopholes for the longest, now it’s my turn.

  110. 110 110. Nicki Sunshine

    oh and the damn lady in the store: she was like honey, what size do you need? I said 12, ma’am… she said… oh, I’d figured you were a lot smaller than that… I said no ma’am… it’s all smoke and mirrors and trickery.

  111. 111 111. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    Nicki Dinner first, so i am going to need something cute but casual, im thinkin jeans with heels and a cute top maybe? then a hayride. which if my outfit remains universal all i have to do is change shoes.

    Jolie don’t be passing condoms to me !! it is NOT going down!!

  112. 112 112. Teacia

    But uhhh Nicki you’re like 6ft, so your weight is proportioned differently. Me at a size 12 and you at a size 12 looks different. You don’t look big at all on your pics(the face is usually very telling)!

  113. 113 113. Teacia

    Mikki you can wear heels on the hayride, that outfit will work for the entire evening…as long as you wear pumps, that way you can slip them off at the house to get comfy on the couch for movie time.

  114. 114 114. Nicki Sunshine

    T: I wish I could claim 6 ft dahling… I’m only 5′6. Just 3/4 of my body is legs… very disproportioned… So I look tall. :(

    @Mik: Def wear the jeans… got some dressy jeans??? I don’t know what they’re called, but those ones I have on on the myspace, with the grey shirt? Got ‘em from the Limited. And yes on the heels and a cute top…. you’ve got it girl… not too much boobage… but back cleavage is always sexy and understated.

  115. 115 115. jolie fatale

    @teacia: i say you call all 3 credit agencies and dispute all of them. dont fix it on just one because you never know which one a certain place you are trying to get something from will check. I am no professional like mikki but thats how i went about fixing my credit to buy my house.

  116. 116 116. Teacia

    Nicki: yeah, i’m only 5′2 so being a 12 is always going to NOT be an option for me. I a 10 teetering on an 8 thanks to my workout regimine the last week or so. I want to be a comfy and toned 8..don’t want my thickness to go anywhere, just this little pouch.

  117. 117 117. jolie fatale

    @mikki: that was Jac with the condom business! I say have fun.. there are 3 parts to the date. it isnt like you started on the couch.. ya know!

  118. 118 118. (fŭng'kē) [blak] [chik]

    SBM: you may want to add a chat room plug-in to your blog…lol

  119. 119 119. Teacia

    Jolie: yeah i just got lazy, i’m going to do it for the next two at the same time and i plan to dispute all of them again just like before. it makes a huge difference since one of the ones that was deleted had a substantial balance.

  120. 120 120. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    Thanks Nicki I will check out the limited today n see if i can find them, I do like those ones you had on and i think that would be perfect. Teacia I am goin to be “investing” in a new pair of heels luv, I can not be wearing them on a hay ride, i wanna be cute but not that cute lol. I am just gonna find some cute gym shoes to match my outfit from payless nothing to expensive. You know how i do.

  121. 121 121. Nicki Sunshine

    @T: And girl you ain’t never lied about the pooch disappearing. IF I could go into the doctor’s and ask for lipo without them laughing, I would. I’m DEAD. SERIOUS.

    I don’t want it all gone because I do like SOME of my accumulated woman meat, but the back boobs and pooch must go.

  122. 122 122. jolie fatale

    @fungke: if we didnt chat about randomness.. there would be no comments. Didnt you read the post? what was there to possibly comment about.

    All of us have nipples. The END

  123. 123 123. Nicki Sunshine

    @Mik: No prob girl… and thanks for the compliment!

  124. 124 124. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    lmao Jolie my bad!! you are sooooooooooooooo right girlfriend!!

    Jac stop that!

  125. 125 125. Nicki Sunshine

    @Jolie: “All of us have nipples. The END”

    And Amen to that… and the men are really not on here long enough out of the day to even keep that topic going…. sooo.. that leaves us gals. :)

  126. 126 126. Jac

    Nicki:Lol @ smoke, mirrors and trickery…I do that same stuff.

    Mikki: :) It’s not serious sweetie.

  127. 127 127. Teacia

    But Mikki aren’t you just riding on the hay…you’re not climbing stacks or nothing like that. The dude should help you up and that’s that…I still say go with the pumps, there is NEVER a reason to wear gym shoes on a date unless you’re working out or playing tennis or raquetball…NEVER!!

  128. 128 128. Nicki Sunshine

    @Jac: LOL

    The hunger is kicking in.. damn rabbit food…. I need coc****ne. Is that how the models do it? j/k, j/k.

    And I’m gonna second T: Unless you guys are going to the gym, hez-zell to the nizzaw on those gym shoes.

  129. 129 129. jolie fatale

    @mikki: I say bring a cute pair of flats along.. no gym SHOES …

  130. 130 130. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    I know Teacia but if you have been on hayrides usually there is some type of mud or dirt involved, not to mention walking to where the hayride actually starts, waiting in line etc….

    I just don’t want to take chances on messing up a nice pair of pumps or my feet, I love my feet.

    Jolie flats i can do, I will look for some ty ty

  131. 131 131. Teacia

    good idea Jolie…a cute pair that she can stash in her purse. you carry big enough purses don’t you Mikki?

  132. 132 132. Nicki Sunshine

    okay all this yoga Rus does, and his body looks like this:

    http://www.bossip.com/33650/baby-on-board-2/spl53518_001/

  133. 133 133. Teacia

    Mikki I guess you just have to be a heels person to really feel me, but the flats I can live with and are a sensible option.

  134. 134 134. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    No Teacia I don’t have a big purse, yall killin me dang, i need to make a budget for this lol.

  135. 135 135. Nicki Sunshine

    @T: “Mikki I guess you just have to be a heels person to really feel me, but the flats I can live with and are a sensible option”

    Oh yes honey, I used to be you. I so understand what you are talking about. Lived in heels. In the words of Carrie Bradshaw,
    the world is my runway.”

    BUT I went out with this short guy and stopped wearing them (with some guys). When I was taller than him, I felt like a pimp and h* combination… not good.

  136. 136 136. Nicki Sunshine

    @Mik: How you gonna be in 2008 and not have a big purse! Get with it girl!!!!!

  137. 137 137. Jac

    I concur with Tea…heels, a big purse then flats. Uggh yep.

  138. 138 138. The Comeback Girl

    “@fungke: if we didnt chat about randomness.. there would be no comments. Didnt you read the post? what was there to possibly comment about.

    All of us have nipples. The END”

    @ jolie i agree. but maybe he could use a blog consultant to whip things up in here.

  139. 139 139. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    “BUT I went out with this short guy and stopped wearing them (with some guys). When I was taller than him, I felt like a pimp and h* combination… not good”

    lmao, well this guy is 5″10 so im thinking something between 2-3inches should do me swell, im not a big heels person not by choice but i dont spend money on stuff like that much. I aint tryin to fall on my ass either tryin to be cute.

    lol im sorry guys im outta touch on fashion help a sista out!! dang

  140. 140 140. jolie fatale

    @mik: you must have a big purse. A hobo! yes a hobo.. necessary item for fall 2008.

  141. 141 141. The Comeback Girl

    “okay all this yoga Rus does, and his body looks like this:”

    i don;t think yoga is supposed to make you skinny as much as centered and relaxed with good flexibity.

    the downward facing dog is not an ab excercise.

  142. 142 142. Nicki Sunshine

    @Mik: yes girl… plenty of places to get big purses without breaking the bank. I like to frequent T J Maxx and Target and stuff… you can find quality stuff without a Beyonce budget! I’m not gonna say all the stuff is good because my cousin, god bless her, always manages to come out looking like swap meet suzy.

    And please no falling on the arse. That can be awkward.. those endearing “other” moments only happen in Jennifer Lopez movies.

  143. 143 143. Nicki Sunshine

    @Comeback: ” I don;t think yoga is supposed to make you skinny as much as centered and relaxed with good flexibity.”

    Aw hell, let me throw away these damn dvds then…. guess I’m gonna have to sweat (hate exercise!)

  144. 144 144. The Comeback Girl

    ” comeback because she’s a dicks chick or whatever, but i have to break the “house rule” on this date……

    @ MIk. i am a CHICK’s CHICK…not a dyck’s chick. big difference. Yaya’s don’t pledge allegiance to other people’s men or to our own disrespect.

  145. 145 145. Humble_One

    peeks in, see women talk, exits

    @jolie
    “you must have a big purse. A hobo! yes a hobo.. necessary item for fall 2008.”

    I didnt know these were popular. My mother carries that brand in her store.

  146. 146 146. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    comeback whats this business about other folks men???

    im lost now lol

  147. 147 147. Nicki Sunshine

    @Humble: LOL at you exiting at woman’s talk. Commme baaackkk… we need testosterone… just jump in and say some random stuff.

    WOW! Your mom has a store?

  148. 148 148. jolie fatale

    @humble: when’s the last date you had? you never talk about going out with women… you just talk about getting calls from creditors on behalf of your ex… do tell brotha!

  149. 149 149. The Comeback Girl

    “comeback whats this business about other folks men???

    im lost now lol”

    I was working from the backwards definition of a dyck’s chick. You just like dissed me with that definition DUDE. And that’s what a dyck’s chick is, she’ll basically slit your wrist for a dyck. And usually any ole dyck will do.

  150. 150 150. why so serious?

    lmao humble “peeks in, sees woman talk, exits”

    yeah, once the conversation starts going to purses and shoes I space the f*ck out….

    ***plays with imaginary Hot Wheels***

  151. 151 151. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    oh im sorry lol i didnt even know it meant all that…

    just sounded good lol

  152. 152 152. Jac

    Sidenote:
    Will there be a debate watching party?

  153. 153 153. Nicki Sunshine

    @whyso: well yaw ain’t sayin nuttin (I really had to sound that out!)

  154. 154 154. Humble_One

    @Nicki Sunshine - Yes my mother owns a women’s clothing and accessory store

    @jolie fatale - You need to check the stats with mikki. I can’t talk about what I’m not doing.

  155. 155 155. jolie fatale

    @jac: i will be watching at busboys and poets here in DC….

  156. 156 156. The Comeback Girl

    “Sidenote:
    Will there be a debate watching party?”

    YES. we meet here at ***checks schedule*** me and T and i Shelia were the ONLY ones who came.

  157. 157 157. Nicki Sunshine

    @Humble: “Yes my mother owns a women’s clothing and accessory store”

    That is good stuff… That was always one of my fantasies but I lack the patience and endurance needed to be a business owner.

  158. 158 158. The Comeback Girl

    “@jac: i will be watching at busboys and poets here in DC….”

    busboys is that where you meet the men??? pls say no? PLEASE.

  159. 159 159. Nicki Sunshine

    @Debate party: I’m gonna be honest… I get bored watching em (please don’t hang me!)

  160. 160 160. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    8th Wonder - long ass time (over a year elite member)

    80’s Baby - October 20, 2007 (ain’t nobody humpin around like bobby brown)

    Mikki - November 2007 (leader of the rat pack)

    Nicki - January 20, 2008 (not lickin no rappers)

    Humble_One - February 2008 (ain’t got time for b*tches n hoes, gotta get that paper)

    Jolie Fatale - April 2008 (stayin off couches, love seats, futons, n beds)

    Comeback Girl - May 2008 (canceled member due to pre A.D.D)

    QB - June 16, 2008 (had her back broke once but not due to sex)

    Jac - Sometime in July 2008 ( thinks this is gay but does it anyway)

    Given - Summer 2008 (bless you)

  161. 161 161. Nicki Sunshine

    @Mik: I’m crackin up at not lickin no rappers….

  162. 162 162. jolie fatale

    jac is on the list? STFU!

    GO JAC!

  163. 163 163. The Comeback Girl

    lets hang Nick..i love them. Its not ONLY about the issues to me. I watch ALOT of body language. I will 3rd eye a situation in a minute. McCain had a hard time lookng at Obama the last time. I read a lot about his ability to connect. I read alot in the fact that he was ill prepared. He also got very tired and flustered at the end as well. Its down to the wire. Alot is at stake. This is must see tv.

  164. 164 164. No More Heroes

    If I had the power I would gather all of the people listed in the CelClub, put them in a being hall with all of the single women and men I could find, and singlehandedly bring down the CelClub. Someone should contact me for a reality show.

  165. 165 165. The Comeback Girl

    “Jolie Fatale - April 2008 (stayin off couches, love seats, futons, n beds)”

    this is FUNNY

  166. 166 166. Humble_One

    @Nicki Sunshine
    “That was always one of my fantasies but I lack the patience and endurance needed to be a business owner.”

    You can do it. You most definately need patience. It didn’t happen overnight for her. She held down a corporate job and ran her business. The family helped too.

  167. 167 167. Nicki Sunshine

    @Comeback: “lets hang Nick..”

    We shall, we shall :)… I watched about 30 minutes of Palin-Biden… but turned it off to go to sleep… I waiting for her to screw up big time but all I heard was you betcha (which sucks, but not a big mess up)… I didn’t get to hear these shout outs people keep talking about though.

  168. 168 168. Teacia

    LMAO!!..yall are the best!!

    Yes a big purse is a MUST HAVE!!

    Humble: that’s cool that your mom has a store.

    Why so: I got something hot you can play…uhhh, nevermind. *sigh*

    Nicki: girl embrace the heels, they miss you.

    Comeback: I will be in attendance as always, I’m kinda of excited it’s a townhall, Barack does really well in them and they’re underestimating him big time, which is GREAT!!

  169. 169 169. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    Humble can u get ur mom to get me a discount on a HOBO?

    what store is it??? where???

  170. 170 170. The Comeback Girl

    um imma need acouple of yall to take a lie detector test on these dates…some of them are coming up “iffy” and in the Celibacy Club we tell the truth.

    I see imma haveta seam rip a few of these everlasting burning flame logos from your sweater vests.

  171. 171 171. The Comeback Girl

    so imma go head and put it out there..im callin bullshyt on Jac and Jolie’s dates.

  172. 172 172. jolie fatale

    @comeback: I speaks the truth! I have a velcro booty but I have superglue thighs.. THEY STAYS TOGETHER!

  173. 173 173. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    lmao @ comeback callin BS on members

  174. 174 174. Nicki Sunshine

    Not NoMore trying to bring us down. LOL….

    @Humble: I wanted to do a clothing boutique…. maybe after I start this whole psychology thang????!!!!! she’s an inspiration though. I kinda buried those passions… not exactly living in the fashion capital right now… not even close.

    @T: LOL. I’m ba-accck. I kicked that shorty to the curb. Today I’ve got on dressy flip flops BUT yesterday, I was wedging it. :)

  175. 175 175. Humble_One

    @Mikki - Her store is on Woodward in the Downtown/New Center/Wayne State area. I will check to see what she has for you.

  176. 176 176. The Comeback Girl

    **side eye** Jolie…i do believe you are celibate..but you padded that month by like ***rubs my temple** at least -1.5 months. maybe two.

  177. 177 177. Nicki Sunshine

    Did Comeback say some of ya’ll are coming up iffy??? I have tears in my eyes. LOL

  178. 178 178. The Comeback Girl

    Nick…they lyin bout the dates..how can we move forward as a unified front…if some of the celibates have fudged the “celibation”…

  179. 179 179. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    awww Humble you are a doll thank you

    p.s umm imma need that by Friday!!

  180. 180 180. Nicki Sunshine

    @Comeback: Girl, you are killing me! LOL. We can’t move forward with liars, you are right… come on guys. We are TRANSPARANT in this club. I’m talking ALL FORMS OF SEX.

  181. 181 181. jolie fatale

    @comeback: (looks down there.. thinks back) All I know is it wasnt hot outside the last time I had some.. hows that! SPRING 2008 for Jolie.. you and that DAMN SIDE EYE!

  182. 182 182. The Comeback Girl

    ***crickets***

  183. 183 183. Nicki Sunshine

    For the record, if you get me and Elizabeth Hasselback (or whatever that chick’s name is) in a room… I WILL TEAR HER ASS UP like a hungry lion. I’m so sick of her comments and her crying and her “passion” aobut these Republicans.

  184. 184 184. The Comeback Girl

    Jolie…do i need to take the dam$n farmer’s almanac out…

    is it hot in April???

    i live where you do…do i have sucker written on my sweater vest. Do these bobby socks i have pulled up high…do they look like a toddler socks to you.

    we can’t move forward until everyone “REMEMBERS” there date.

  185. 185 185. jolie fatale

    @nicki: all forms?! awww shat … ok … yeah move me to uh… I gotta think on this one.. last one to lollie me was … ummmmm.. still thinking ..brb

  186. 186 186. The Comeback Girl

    Nick you see that…??? they playin.

  187. 187 187. Humble_One

    @Mikki - You need to go to Hobo’s website and see what bag you want. Give me the style number for that bag and I will see if she has it in stock.

  188. 188 188. Nicki Sunshine

    @Comeback; I know, right??? Dammit guys… you will get DEMERITS.

  189. 189 189. jolie fatale

    OK. June. Thats my date. June. Can I have my patch back?

    Comeback..did anyone ever tell you .. umm.. your a bully! lol

  190. 190 190. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    “Do these bobby socks i have pulled up high…do they look like a toddler socks to you”

    ROTFLMAO!!

    Im mad yall really been lyin….

  191. 191 191. The Comeback Girl

    “Elizabeth Hasselback ”

    i have a soft spot for her. Back when she was elizabeth filarski on the look for less. Do yall remember that…. Style Channel circa 2001 or something.

  192. 192 192. Nicki Sunshine

    You guys over here taking false credit, and my legs have creases from keeping em so tight since January!!!!!!

  193. 193 193. jolie fatale

    I DONT BE LYING! I just didnt know lollies were included…shat.. NOW I KNOW.

    I stand by JUNE!

  194. 194 194. The Comeback Girl

    Comeback..did anyone ever tell you .. umm.. your a bully! lol

    Im just tryna uphold the doctrine of our org…NOW…before I sew the patch back on are you SURE it was June..have you factored in ALL OTHER couch interludes and episodes?

  195. 195 195. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    Comeback I am giving you the diamond crown for what you just pulled.

    that was my laugh for today, i can’t believe yall been lying!!

    im hurt, so so so hurt

    *blank stare with tears*

  196. 196 196. Nicki Sunshine

    @comeback: I’ve honestly never seen this broad until the View. I wanted to murk her after she pulled that crying spell after the racism talk… I cant’ stand with the others pull the crying… I’ve had two do that to me.. it only pisses me off more.

  197. 197 197. Humble_One

    @Comeback - Word!!?? Is the only dude in the Celibacy Club the only honest member? Are the women lying on their p**sy?

  198. 198 198. jolie fatale

    I factored it all in.Additionally, in my latest couch episodes in my defense; the only thing that went down was some kissing.. Is that not allowed either in this club?

  199. 199 199. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    8th Wonder - long ass time (over a year elite member)

    80’s Baby - October 20, 2007 (ain’t nobody humpin around like bobby brown)

    Mikki - November 2007 (leader of the rat pack)

    Nicki - January 20, 2008 (not lickin no rappers)

    Humble_One - February 2008 (ain’t got time for b*tches n hoes, gotta get that paper)

    Comeback Girl - May 2008 (queen of the club for pulling a “cheaters version of our club”)

    Jolie Fatale - June 2008 (stayin off couches, loveseats, n futons, n beds)

    QB - June 16, 2008 (had her back broke once but not due to sex)

    Jac - Sometime in July 2008 ( thinks this is gay but does it anyway)

    Given - Summer 2008 (bless you)

    any corrections to these dates yall had better fess up now because if i have to go back and edit again im pulling memberships!!!!!!!!!!

    argggg

  200. 200 200. Jac

    I am July 25, 2008. Jolie…STFU before I get mean…which I do when there’s a lack of ho-dom in my life.

    DEMERITS!!!! Whooo-I need about two or three.

    Umm…Comeback, I will be here tonight! I swear. I will be about 10 min late but I will be here! So yeah.

  201. 201 201. Nicki Sunshine

    Yes Humble, they’ve been lying on their cats (points figers accusingly)

    No Jolie: Kissing is fine (although I haven’t done THAT either. Comeback, I need an extra pin)… just oral… are we including hands and fingers in the no zones????

  202. 202 202. The Comeback Girl

    Yes kissing is allowed in the club. ok **sews patch back on**

    welcome back..here is your cookie.

    Jac also needs to step up about her date…she lyin. Mik please modifiy the schedule. Humble nobody lies on there situation in this club.

  203. 203 203. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    Aww Humble ok thank you I am going to do that right now and get back to you with those numbers. I feel like a celeb n shat!

  204. 204 204. Jac

    For the record I don’t think it’s gay, I just like sex.

  205. 205 205. The Comeback Girl

    “I am July 25, 2008.”

    @ JAC something still aint right here. I vote that the club adds two weeks to Jac’s date. Im feeling it was more like August.

    what say the celibates??

  206. 206 206. Nicki Sunshine

    I’m lying. I have kissed…. there was that beach in Miami… but that’s it.

  207. 207 207. jolie fatale

    @jac: why i gotta stfu! I didnt say you! I didnt call out anyone specifically shat! I was just saying ..damn… feeling all hurt..

    yes only kissing on the lips.. no one touches my aquarium.. waiting for the right aquaman… with gils.. :)

  208. 208 208. Jac

    Comeback…I remembers it was about four days before ol’ boy got sent home….

  209. 209 209. Nicki Sunshine

    @Jac: Are you lying on your stats??? Don’t make me come down there.

    @Jolie: “yes only kissing on the lips.. no one touches my aquarium.. waiting for the right aquaman… with gils.. ”

    Awww-riggght.

  210. 210 210. The Comeback Girl

    T-will you be joinin us in our sacred club..or will you be getting right back on the hor..um…will you be commencing relations.

  211. 211 211. Jac

    Jolie:I would like you to meet me @ our tree house RETTTT NAH!

    Gils…oh Anti, where art thou?

    Humble:Where you at homie?

  212. 212 212. Jac

    Nicki: I was thinking Mardi Gras ‘09?

  213. 213 213. Nicki Sunshine

    @Jac: “Nicki: I was thinking Mardi Gras ‘09?”

    Huh??? When you are gonna bust that thang out? Help me out here?

  214. 214 214. jolie fatale

    @jac.. ARGHHHHHHHHHHH..

  215. 215 215. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    Comeback you are such a retard!!!!!!!!

    *dead*

  216. 216 216. Teacia

    ROTFLMBAOL!!! Yall are a HOT STANKING ASS MESS!!

    And I’m calling bullshit with Comeback, Jac I think you’re date is sometime last month…I’ll even give you the first week but I SERIOUSLY doubt it was in July.

    And Comeback, ummm no I’m going to pass on the club membership…I’m looking to wet my whistle pretty soon actually…you know I got birthday coming up.

  217. 217 217. Jac

    Nicki:For your visit.

  218. 218 218. Teacia

    …and if you don’t believe it whistles just blow on it. :-)

  219. 219 219. The Comeback Girl

    Hole up…You callin bull shyt on my situation…i been keepin it resilient and snug since mid may.

  220. 220 220. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    hobo’s are rather expensive, humble i dont think i can do all that lol. However this is the one that i did like.

    http://www.hobobags.com/Clarissa/pd/c/23/np/23/p/1210.html

  221. 221 221. Teacia

    No Comeback I was in agreeance with you on Jac’s situation…Jolie’s was a toss up but you got her to confess. I just know that Jac is lying, there’s no way she’s been keeping them hot thangs closed this long.

  222. 222 222. The Comeback Girl

    oh i just re-read…we are in agreement that Jac is tryna pull a ky lube job on us…This is not slippin thru.. you’re patch goes in a safe until we can come to a formal agreement.

  223. 223 223. Nicki Sunshine

    @T: “and if you don’t believe it whistles just blow on it.”

    I’m dying over here! I WAS NOT ready for this!!!!!

  224. 224 224. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    comeback I nominate “Spanish fly” for our the clubs theme song

  225. 225 225. Jac

    Ignoring Teacia….

    This thing is so tight I can’t do nothing with it.

    I might have to see a doctor :(

    I blame it on Humble. He messes up my dating life.

  226. 226 226. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    Humble what she got for 20 bucks?

  227. 227 227. Jac

    If you guys must know. I have about FOUR toys and always buying more. I definitely leave the blog on random days and handle business…

    I just wish there was someone who could tell you guys.

  228. 228 228. Teacia

    Mikki: just go to Tar-jay and pick up you a hot little $30 bag and be done with it.

    Nicki: yeah, forget making it twirk…hell make it whistle!!!

    Jac: why exactly are we blaming it on a man who lives 1,000 miles away?!?!?

  229. 229 229. Nicki Sunshine

    @T: I’m cracking up at the whistling! I need to learn that trick for my husband. Must keep him sat.is.fied. (2 snaps and a twist!)

  230. 230 230. The Comeback Girl

    are we talking about HOBO the brand or HOBO the style. All hobo’s (style) are what’s hot this fall.

    i say go to target: http://www.target.com/Botkier-for-Target-Satchel-Black/dp/B0016LJR92/ref=sc_ri_4/602-0333475-2119007

    i actually love botkier..i have both versions. a bag for 25 bucks and one for…alot more. no one can really tell how much i paid and im mad about that…cause i could just become a target girl…well..maybe not but almost.

    http://www.botkier.com/home.html

  231. 231 231. Jac

    Tea:I blame everything on him. But I guess I didn’t tell you about the golden opportunity I had but Humble was cock_blocking (albeit unknowingly)

    I’ll shoot you an e-mail.

  232. 232 232. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    Teacia thats what the plan, but Humble was ever so sweet to look into something at his moms clothing store so i thought i would give that a whirl first.

  233. 233 233. Nicki Sunshine

    Shout outs to Target.

  234. 234 234. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    comeback thats cute but i like the blue one i had picked out. I am assuming he was talking about the brand since he told me to go to the website and get the order #

    I can’t afford hobo tho, i can afford bo bo but not hobo

  235. 235 235. The Comeback Girl

    You just need an oversized bag for the fall aka as a hobo/satchel whatever…go to target.

  236. 236 236. Humble_One

    @Jac - Don’t blame me. I want some why would I stop someone else from getting theirs.

    @Teacia - Cosign

    @Mikki
    “Humble what she got for 20 bucks?”

    Shipping and Handling

  237. 237 237. Jac

    Alright kiddos…I gots to go sit in this $6000 dollar class but I’ll holla on the flip side.

  238. 238 238. The Comeback Girl

    “@Mikki
    “Humble what she got for 20 bucks?”

    Shipping and Handling”

    …im on the floor with this. LOL mik..don’t be tryna nickel and dime Humble’s mama nah.

  239. 239 239. why so serious?

    *** spacing out***

    went from hot wheels to transformers. ooooohhh optimus prime!

    why so

  240. 240 240. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    lmao @ humble

    neva mind then, im going to target lol

  241. 241 241. Teacia

    Jac you’re starting to sound more and more like me everyday…CUT IT OUT!! *hugs and kisses*

    And I need to get on studying for this midterm that I have tomorrow. *dear sweet baby jesus keep me near the cross*

  242. 242 242. Nicki Sunshine

    @T: bless you on that midterm. I understand that feeling.. .send letters and prayers to sweet baby jesus for you.

  243. 243 243. Humble_One

    @Mikki - How much were you looking to spend?

  244. 244 244. Mikki aka Anitraclark

    20 like I said lol. its all good I will just hit up target ill be iight, yall know i did the shopping challenge i KNOW how to make a little go a long way *smiles*

  245. 245 245. V Renee

    Hey Guys! This is my first time commenting here, although I see many of you on VSB. I normally just sit back and watch the show you guys put on, but wanted to jump in today because I had a question to ask Teacia (if you don’t mind me doing so) :)
    Teacia- When you disputed items on your credit report, what did you say? That the items did not belong to you?

  246. 246 246. Nicki Sunshine

    Welcome V Renee! Jump in at any time.

    @Mik: Ain’t nothing wrong with it at all girl.

  247. 247 247. jolie fatale

    @T: GIRL>. ever since you said something bout a damn whistle.. this song has been in my head! BIG UP WEST COAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRcamEx7EmA

  248. 248 248. Teacia

    V Renee: glad to know we have people who actually watch us and are amused…here we were thinking that we were amusing to only ourselves, lol.

    I didn’t have to say a word, I did it online when I got my credit report. Some of them are tricky, they give a list of options to choose from. I just went with what sounded right and checked it off, like “no knowledge of this account”, or “paid this debt already”…but never did i choose knowingly fraudulent, b/c that could get messy…just go with your gut and do it online at http://www.annualcreditreport.com.

    You can go to each agency and get your report for free and dispute them individually(i suggest on the same day unlike me).

  249. 249 249. Nicki Sunshine

    Friends, Romans, Countrymen Lend me your ears.

    I’m outta this piece. Ciao peoples.

  250. 250 250. Teacia

    Jolie I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Too Short…

    “You couldnt be a better player than me
    Even if you fucked every day of the week
    I know you think you got it like that with p
    I be fucking hoes everyday of the week biiitch!!!”

    …so yeah I love dirty grimey rap music…loves it!!

  251. 251 251. Teacia

    Yeah me too, I’m out for now folks…I’ll hit yall up on the flip side aka when I get home in 5 minutes(i love living 4 blocks from work), lol.

  252. 252 252. V Renee

    Teacia - Thanks for the info!

    You guys are definitely amusing…in a good way.

  253. 253 253. Humble_One

    @jolie - That song is my s**t and i’m not a die-hard Too Short fan. I saw him perform this song live and it was off the chain.

  254. 254 254. why so serious?

    tea..did you just bring up TOO SHORT!!!?!?!? At first I thought he was rude, crude, and crass. But that all changed when I heard the following piece of poetry….ahem

    “Ronald Reagan came up to me and said “DO-YOU-HAVE-THE-ANSWER
    to the U. S. ECONOMY….AND-THE-CURE-FOR-CANCER”
    I said “what are you doing in the white house if you’re not selling cocaaaaaine
    Ask your wife, Nancy Reagan, I know she’ll spit that gaaame…
    Like one night she came to my house AND GAVE ME A BLOW JOB
    SHE LICKED MY **** UP AND DOWN LIKE IT WAS CORN ON A COB!!!!”

    too short got brains from the president’s wife ….that man is classic. Tea, your amazingness never fails. what a great day!

  255. 255 255. Teacia

    V Renee: it’s all good…we do it for our hood(work cite: Jac)

    Why So: I love Too Short, my friends used to look at me like I was crazy b/c his lyrics were so dirty, but I felt liberated by his music, don’t know why considering i’m far from gangster anything…oh why so tell me that you HEART football and i’m breaking the rules and posting my link under my name.

    Oh wait, Why how old are you?!?!?

  256. 256 256. Teacia

    Damn, the Dow dropped another 500 points today, good thing my minimal retirement investments are solid.

  257. 257 257. Hugh Jazz

    SBM: “This revelation came about while visiting a strip club in Tampa Bay, FL. Apparently the law in their town forbids the showing of nipples (f*cking travesty!).”

    That is disgraceful. The entire city of Tampa should be pushed into Tampa Bay and allowed to sink to the ocean floor.

  258. 258 258. Teacia

    Hugh…hey hey now, I have alot of friends and Phamily who live there, you may want to take that back nah!!

  259. 259 259. Hugh Jazz

    Teacia: “Hugh…hey hey now, I have alot of friends and Phamily who live there, you may want to take that back nah!!”

    They better high-tail it across that bridge to St. Petersburg. Tampa needs to suffer the repercussions of its reprehensive actions. We’ll give your fam and friends advance notice to leave town, Katrina style.

  260. 260 260. Jac

    Hugh: Hey hun…Ummm stop it.

    Tea:Someone had me listening to Too Short @ work last night.

    Lawd, lawd…I love my blog familty…you guys keep me sane to the point of insanity

  261. 261 261. Teacia

    Lol…that rule includes St. Pete, Clearwater and Orlando…so where do they go now…huh Hugh, where do they go now?!?!?

    Oh and Jolie gets the Too Short credit, she posted the youtube video, I just rolled with it.

  262. 262 262. Humble_One

    @Hugh Jazz - You don’t play when it comes to the Ta ta’s. So you say there is zero tolerance on hiding nipples?

  263. 263 263. Humble_One

    @Teacia - Is that a state law? They can’t shpw nipples in the clubs in Miami too?

  264. 264 264. Teacia

    humble no it’s a city ordinance…those cities have one.

    hell you can’t even have a strip club in tallahassee or gainesville b/c they’re college towns.

  265. 265 265. Hugh Jazz

    Humble: “@Hugh Jazz - You don’t play when it comes to the Ta ta’s. So you say there is zero tolerance on hiding nipples?”

    In a strip club, there is no tolerance.

    Teacia: “Lol…that rule includes St. Pete, Clearwater and Orlando…so where do they go now…huh Hugh, where do they go now?!?!?”

    Maybe we have to sink the whole state of Florida.

    Jac: “Hugh: Hey hun…Ummm stop it.”

    My break is over, I have no choice but to.

  266. 266 266. The Comeback Girl

    Too short poetic why you losing points!! there’s more poetry in “don’t stop get it get it”.

    @ why ..how come you leave when the ladies start mackin???

  267. 267 267. Jac

    Comeback: Maybe he’s scurred of us.

  268. 268 268. why so serious?

    @ comeback: cause in order to reciprocate the mackin, I gotta do some work lol. My job is pretty laid back, but I want to increase my worth to the world, so I’m making some strides to make myself more valuable.

    and too short is art. you just can’t take it seriously.

    @ teacia: I take back the points and give them to jolie. i missed the link she put up. Better thought, I’ll just split them between you guys :-)
    My age? i’m a old/youngin. Old enough to know better. Young enough to not give a fuck :-P

  269. 269 269. why so serious?

    lol…jac, im neva scared. Bring it!

  270. 270 270. The Comeback Girl

    “and too short is art. you just can’t take it seriously.”

    uh huh…well since now there’s more of you to go around. I think these ladies would like a way to contact you. One’s with the celibates (and has a penchant for couches) and one is not.

    make it do what it do.

  271. 271 271. Shelia

    Humble One - do you have a purse hookup because I’m in the market for a new handbag…well not really but I do love them and if I find out that I really like, I’ll see if it’s in my budget.

    I wasn’t going to chime in today because today’s topic well no offense SBM, just didn’t interest me :)
    But now that folks are talking about shoes and purses and debates—I’m here.

    Comeback Girl I’m debating on whether or not I’m watching tonight’s debates. I missed the new episode of The Game so I might watch it tonight online instead. Decisions, decisions.

  272. 272 272. Shelia

    Teacia, pearls are classy. I inherited a set and I wear them on special occasions, but I do need me a set of pearl earrings because I don’t do clip ons.

  273. 273 273. why so serious?

    I don’t have myspace, which seems to be the preferred method of contact here. However, the blog is going up soon, well, it’s already started, but it’ hasn’t gelled yet. When the time is right, we’ll do the contact thing :-)
    plus, i do want to keep some of my internet anonymity you know ;-) i dont want to burst any bubbles. What if I’m john f. uglyman? [im not lol, actually richard p. handsomberg]

    why so seirous!

  274. 274 274. Shelia

    “Yaw I went shopping for bridesmaid dresses and am no longer that size 8. ”

    Nikki if this is any relief, the material they usually use for bridesmaid dresses usually run small. You might still be a size 8 but not in that material for those designers. :)

  275. 275 275. why so serious?

    and this is a bit immature, but everytime you guys say “pearl necklace” i giggle a little bit.

  276. 276 276. The Comeback Girl

    “I don’t have myspace, which seems to be the preferred method of contact here. ”

    that is pursuant to our celibate code of conduct. We don’t use telephones, all our messages are relayed through Tom aka myspace.

    but let us know when your enterprise starts to gell. we respect your anonymity. and as the celibate co-founder (sbm i founded this club)…we won’t push you.

  277. 277 277. Hugh Jazz

    Why So: “and this is a bit immature, but everytime you guys say “pearl necklace” i giggle a little bit.”

    I was thinking the same thing. I need to get my mind out of the gutter.

  278. 278 278. Teacia

    NAPS ARE GREAT!!!!

    Why so and Hugh: I dont get it, why is that nasty?

  279. 279 279. Jac

    Why So: “and this is a bit immature, but everytime you guys say “pearl necklace” i giggle a little bit.”

    SEE…Teacia, I told you!!!! And you were all like what?!?!? I thought sure you knew what I was saying. I’m holding out here for the men to answer it!

  280. 280 280. why so serious?

    look it up on the interne…

    No wait on second thought lol

  281. 281 281. jolie fatale

    @whyso:
    “i do want to keep some of my internet anonymity you know”

    but I might be willing to give it up soon.. just might! :)

  282. 282 282. Jac

    Whyso: I recommend http://www.urbandictionary.com…I don’t think she should try to have someone show her. It’s not a good look.

    Jolie:…you would give it up for Whyso?

  283. 283 283. Teacia

    EWWWWWWWWWW!!! WHY SO THAT’S NASTY!!!

    Man and to THINK…

  284. 284 284. Jac

    SO last one went into moderation.

    Whyso: I recommend the Urban Dictionary, because I don’t think trying it’s a good look, you might get something in your eye. Well depending on the dude and his aim…wow…let me stop.

    Jolie:…you would give it up for Whyso…?

  285. 285 285. The Comeback Girl

    hmmm. i found the reference kind of charming myself. In fact who even needs diamonds or any other kind of precious stone esp. when you’re walking aroudn with spe^rm on your neck.

    that was nice.

  286. 286 286. jolie fatale

    @jac: you know damn well i’m not talking about WHY SO.. I dont even know WHY SO!

  287. 287 287. Jac

    Comeback:That’s what I think too…I mean I would rather have the 129k necklace and risk someone snatching it off my neck, but maybe that’s just the kinda girl I am.

    Jolie:Of course not…that’s why the question marks.

    SO…Not…Serious.

  288. 288 288. The Comeback Girl

    why is battin 1000 today. LOL

  289. 289 289. Humble_One

    @Shelia - I can’t guarantee a price just tell be what you are looking for and I will see what i can do.

    @Comeback - You started the celibate club? I thought Mikki started it?

  290. 290 290. The Comeback Girl

    jolie i thought you were goin to bus#bo#ys with the “how you doin” fellas.

  291. 291 291. Jac

    Also I am looking for a yellow purse. Where do you recommend?

  292. 292 292. jolie fatale

    i am at busboys…i’m on my laptop. The question is WHICH BUSBOYS!?

  293. 293 293. Jac

    Comeback:No teasing your blog sisters (work cite:Humble)

  294. 294 294. The Comeback Girl

    @ Humble “@Comeback - You started the celibate club? I thought Mikki started it?”

    Wait…i thought i was the founder. Maybe it was Mik. All I know is a month later, SBM comes along and tries to break bad as the founder. I def. his @zz aint it.

    @ Jac Comeback:That’s what I think too…I mean I would rather have the 129k necklace and risk someone snatching it off my neck, but maybe that’s just the kinda girl I am.

    i don’t know i disagree…nothing says i really dig you like a cu#m shot ring around your neck. im turned on right now thinking about it. When it was first mentioned i was sure it was a se3xual reference, but i don’t know it has that special specialness about it.

  295. 295 295. The Comeback Girl

    “The question is WHICH BUSBOYS!?”

    im bettin 14th and V??? crossing U.

  296. 296 296. Jac

    Comeback:i don’t know i disagree…nothing says i really dig you like a cu#m shot ring around your neck. im turned on right now thinking about it. When it was first mentioned i was sure it was a se3xual reference, but i don’t know it has that special specialness about it.

    I mean I don’t know…one has to give it credit.

  297. 297 297. Humble_One

    @Comeback - SBM started the Anti-Celibacy Club. He has nothing to do with the celibates.

  298. 298 298. The Comeback Girl

    “@Comeback - SBM started the Anti-Celibacy Club. He has nothing to do with the celibates.”

    oh i thought he was tryna regulate both like Russia.

  299. 299 299. jolie fatale

    I can see Russia from Busboys.. lmao

  300. 300 300. The Comeback Girl

    “I can see Russia from Busboys.. lmao”

    LOL

    but can you see RuPaul..that is the question!!!

  301. 301 301. jolie fatale

    and we broke 300! talking about NUFFIN .. hahahahaha

    I can see BUMs and DEAD PEOPLE ..

  302. 302 302. Jac

    I can see Mexico from NOLA. Yes, I went down to the top of the World Trade Center and I seent it.

  303. 303 303. The Comeback Girl

    yall r crazy

  304. 304 304. Teacia

    Wow, I can see the river…I WIN!!!

  305. 305 305. jolie fatale

    ding ding ding … GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO barackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

  306. 306 306. The Comeback Girl

    meg whitman..why the he#ll you aint make HER your dam#n VP fool

  307. 307 307. Teacia

    Debate Roll Call:

    Teaca-Present

  308. 308 308. The Comeback Girl

    Combeack Present and multitasking

  309. 309 309. 80's Baby

    80’s Baby present…..

  310. 310 310. The Comeback Girl

    i don;t like the configuration of the town hall (should have been less of a circle)..both of them always have their back turned to a portion of the audience regardless of how they stand.

  311. 311 311. The Comeback Girl

    Hi 80s…

  312. 312 312. Humble_One

    I’m in the house, Humble’s in the house, even outside I’m definitely in the house

  313. 313 313. Teacia

    80’s hey girl, glad you could join us.

    i just finished up my nightly bowl of oatmeal and dry toast.

  314. 314 314. Teacia

    humble a dude joining us…it’s a pleasure to have you here buddy!!

  315. 315 315. The Comeback Girl

    Teacia…you been takin happy pills tonite. You seem especially cheery.

  316. 316 316. The Comeback Girl

    Where is lady memory foam and Jac “I fudged on my celibate dates” at

  317. 317 317. Teacia

    i would be in tears if i was in the room, or at the least overwhelmed by the history being made. i definitely felt that way at the rally. but yeah the set up is a little neglecting.

  318. 318 318. Teacia

    Comeback nope, i just love seeing my uncle on tv, lol.

  319. 319 319. The Comeback Girl

    it almost looks like a gladiator ring…maybe that was more of the idea. but i think its alienating. and it does film well.

  320. 320 320. jolie fatale

    I’z here …PRESENT!!!!!!

    and multi-pimping (watching)

    Just got be a date scheduled for novemeber 11th…

  321. 321 321. Teacia

    Jolie lol…what the hell is on Nov 11th, is that your bday?!?!

  322. 322 322. The Comeback Girl

    it doesnt film well.

  323. 323 323. The Comeback Girl

    Yeah Memory what date you got thats more than a month away?

  324. 324 324. SBM

    Hey yall

  325. 325 325. The Comeback Girl

    Hi SBM…we been holdin it down for you.

  326. 326 326. The Comeback Girl

    ***runnin tellin***

    umm…so Jolie and Jac been lyin bout their celibacy dates. I had to out dey butts.

  327. 327 327. Humble_One

    @McCain - Cut what? There are practically no social problems left to cut. The revenue should be raised by closing corporate tax loopholes, decrease this bloated a*s military, and restoring or increasing taxes on the top 11%.

  328. 328 328. Teacia

    I love my uncle Barack!

    …well i’ll be a monkey’s tail…SBM is that you?

  329. 329 329. The Comeback Girl

    hatchet vs. scalpel…i love Obama.

  330. 330 330. Humble_One

    i meant social programs not problems

  331. 331 331. Jaclynn

    I’z here kids

    Laptops being funny…

    What was that McCain just said.

  332. 332 332. Teacia

    So Humble I guess you will not be casting your ballot for the Republican ticket…lol.

  333. 333 333. jolie fatale

    OK .. so November 11th cause the guy just moved to the west coast and will be in DC that week. Apparently he tried to schedule prior to leaving but his voicemail ( i never check voicemail) got lost and his text (somehow was ignored through all the email I received)

    COMEBACK: u’z a snitch!

  334. 334 334. Humble_One

    @Comeback - So we got some psuedo-celibates on the team?

  335. 335 335. 80's Baby

    I hate when McCain says…. My friends……

    Does he not know he ain’t no friend of mine….

  336. 336 336. The Comeback Girl

    This question is for Lady Memory Foam Serta Queen velcro…where will he be stayin?

  337. 337 337. SBM

    If I was president … I would abolish the Celibacy Club.

    ACM 4 LIFE!

  338. 338 338. The Comeback Girl

    “So we got some psuedo-celibates on the team?”

    exactly. We need another insignia??? maybe a half burning torch on top of a mattress…wit some dam#n velcro on the side.

  339. 339 339. jolie fatale

    @comeback: He will be here on bidness. He will be in an hotel. I will be in my HOME.. tyvm

    @humble: i am CELIBATE! since JUNE 08

  340. 340 340. Teacia

    LOL @ Comeback on “half burning torch on top of a mattress”

    80’s…yeah it’s pretty damn annoying!!

  341. 341 341. The Comeback Girl

    drill baby drill….or peanuts baby peanuts.

  342. 342 342. Humble_One

    @McCain - Nuclear power works. But are you willing to recycle the waste. Recycling nuclear waste is VERY EXPENSIVE. If you don’t recycle the waste storing it is a national security issue. In addition to that where are you going to store it? Nuclear waste is NIMBY in full effect.

  343. 343 343. Teacia

    he kills me with his pork belly rhetoric, don’t you know that you have to take an L sometimes to get things done. the lobbyists aren’t EVER going anywhere, you give a little to get alot done.

  344. 344 344. The Comeback Girl

    imma try and see if i can put some peanut oil in my tank tomorrow.

  345. 345 345. 80's Baby

    McCain wants to put Health records online???? And how will this information be protected???

  346. 346 346. mikki AKA AnitraClark

    I am finally here!!

    *Raising hand*

    ok so I got one pair of naturalizer slip ons, they are black nothin fancy AND then a pair of steve maddens, open toe heels. also got a pair of dark blue jeans, and some layer t shirts yay me.

    http://idkmynameismikki.wordpress.com/

  347. 347 347. Humble_One

    Ok the police just chased a dude into my next door neighbors backyard. They got him and they are searching the backyard for the rocks he dropped.

  348. 348 348. The Comeback Girl

    @ 80s yeah i thought i heard wrong. those are records that i think still belong on paper or microfiche

  349. 349 349. The Comeback Girl

    i like the nautical lookin ones Mik. Cute.

  350. 350 350. The Comeback Girl

    is it really cold now in the D…i got my heat pumpin in the other D.

  351. 351 351. Humble_One

    @jolie
    ” i am CELIBATE! since JUNE 08″

    You don’t have to lie to kick it. So is Comeback wrong?

  352. 352 352. The Comeback Girl

    Yeah humble she said something bout it was cold and it was April..but my third eye and my almanac told me something different.

  353. 353 353. 80's Baby

    @ Comeback…. yeah I work in healthcare and I can’t see how people are going to go for that…. Especially since people are hacking into all kinds of files these days. There’s no way that a patient’s information would be able to remain private if it was kept online…

  354. 354 354. Jac

    80s and Comeback: My medical records for my Dr. are paperless. I like the paperless idea. It made my last visit so easy.

    Friends, countrymen, romans (work cite Nicki)

    Sounds like Julius Caesar round heah.

    Is anyone watching CNN and noticing the Ohio votes?

  355. 355 355. The Comeback Girl

    @ Jac…et tu Brute whatchu talkin bout ohio??? im watchin online.

    @ 80s i agree.

  356. 356 356. Shelia

    I’m here…

    Tom is a good moderator.

  357. 357 357. Humble_One

    @Comeback - hmmm. Are you thinking July - August?

  358. 358 358. 80's Baby

    @Jac It’s okay if it’s paperless but kept private within their respective system..

    Putting it online is a whole different story…..

  359. 359 359. Shelia

    McCain—you’re not my friend!!!

    Humble One you have more action going on over there than the debate.

  360. 360 360. mikki AKA AnitraClark

    Cool comeback i like them too, the others are just for walkin around. I was at the shoe store and almost passed out lookin at all them stilettos. I need to get outta debt fast and in a hurry so i can buy me a closet full of shoes!!

    also i went to target n saw that purse for 30 bucks but i couldnt bring myself to buy it. it was super cute tho. I had to choose between a bag and my hair, and i am gonna go with getting my hur did. I haven’t been to the salon since…. since…..

    since i got celibate shat!

  361. 361 361. Teacia

    Humble: “You don’t have to lie to kick it.” lol, that’s my favorite saying!!

    80’s: yeah i heard that and was like oh no he didn’t…so much for HIPAA, which mind is a fairly new law to protect proprietory information.

    Jac: my doc and hospital is paperless but it’s not online, that’s network based, not internet based.

  362. 362 362. Teacia

    Hey Sheila

    Yeah Jac, the Ohio voters aren’t feeling John McCain, he just doesn’t come off as sincere…it’s his biggest issue.

  363. 363 363. Shelia

    Jac I’m watching CBS, I guess I better switch over to CNN.

  364. 364 364. Jac

    Ah I see what you’re talking about now…yeah online would be a prob.

    Comeback:At the bottom.

    I am sorry I had to quit typing. I believe Teddy Roosevelt said “Walk softly and carry a big stick”

  365. 365 365. The Comeback Girl

    Hi Shelia

    @ Humble..you’re third eye is betta than mine. Do you think July/Aug..I knew she padded in the reverse. I was going I was going to conservatively give her 1-2 months. But maybe you right. Maybe its like 3 or 4. Can you do a read on the velcro attached to her bootay.

  366. 366 366. Shelia

    Mikki, just put the purse in your budget for next pay period. You work hard and you should treat yourself every now and then.

  367. 367 367. The Comeback Girl

    oh and my feelings are hurt. QB over there twittin on twitter and she aint come here to check in. Whats up wit dat?

  368. 368 368. qb

    Heeeeeeeeeellllllllloooooooooooooooooo everyone. Does anyone else wish John McCain would stop talking tonight and just go away?

  369. 369 369. The Comeback Girl

    GOT DAM#N my third eye is good. Hi Q…i was just bloggin bout you girl.

  370. 370 370. Shelia

    Teacia, he doesn’t sound sincere at all.

    The Comeback Girl what does your third eye say about McCain tonight :)
    SBM, you’re awfully quiet.

  371. 371 371. 80's Baby

    @ Mikki…. I agree with Comeback. You should budget that purse in for your next payperiod… A big purse is a definite must!!! And go ahead and treat yourself :)

  372. 372 372. The Comeback Girl

    “The Comeback Girl what does your third eye say about McCain tonight
    SBM, you’re awfully quiet.”

    i need to refocus. im A.D.Din all over the place. hole up.

    @ 80s…Shelia dropped that purse knowledge.

  373. 373 373. mikki AKA AnitraClark

    Yea Shelia I just might do that HOWEVER, i did treat myself today so no worries bout dat der lol. I got my toes did, my nails did, and i brought some clothes AND tomorrow im getting my hair done. Its MY BIRTHDAY!!

  374. 374 374. Jac

    Mikki-Check Target. I went on there and found a few things for moi’s next pay period.

    Argh…McCain’s a fool.

    humble and comeback:what does ur third eye say about me?

  375. 375 375. The Comeback Girl

    wait…mccain got a third eye too: re Putin “i looked into his eyes and saw a K.G. and a B (KGB)…GTFOOH.

  376. 376 376. qb

    @comebackgirl did i read that right? you are bloggin about me?

  377. 377 377. The Comeback Girl

    yeah i asked about you. At the same time you showed up. (bloggin)

  378. 378 378. mikki AKA AnitraClark

    Jac keep up I WAS AT target, I found the purse but i didn’t wanna pay for it. NEXT TIME NEXT TIME.

    I went shopping today but i left the purse out because the hair do won, so now i gotta wait

  379. 379 379. Teacia

    Does anyone know what androcentrism is? This midterm studying is the WORST!!!

  380. 380 380. Humble_One

    @Comeback
    “Can you do a read on the velcro attached to her bootay.”

    Being that I am in the celibacy club I don’t know if i could do that. If the velcro is on a flat bootay I can do it with no problem. If it isnt flat then I think I will sit this one out.

  381. 381 381. Jac

    Mikki:I’m sorry. I don’t know what the heck I was thinking :) Congrats!

  382. 382 382. 80's Baby

    @Comeback… My bad…

  383. 383 383. mikki AKA AnitraClark

    Comeback I saw that vision board on your blog, i been meanin to do mine, i got a stack full of magazines in the back seat of my car that my mom gave me, i just need a poster board n some glue.

    alright fellow folks im off to beddy bye

  384. 384 384. Jac

    Humble:Leave the bootys alone babe…if you think about it now…welll…rock, rock, rock on…

  385. 385 385. The Comeback Girl

    “Being that I am in the celibacy club I don’t know if i could do that. If the velcro is on a flat bootay I can do it with no problem. If it isnt flat then I think I will sit this one out.”

    Humble you are so craaaaaaazy LOL…

  386. 386 386. Shelia

    Teacia when you find out what it means come back and tell me.

  387. 387 387. qb

    haha i just read that. it must not of posted before i commented. I dont know why i didnt think to journey over here earlier… next time, next time i promise. haha :o)

    I have such a hard time watching these debates… listening to McCain speak makes me freaked out about all the idiots that are going to vote for him.

  388. 388 388. Teacia

    It’s the males viewpoint being the central and deciding viewpoint of the world and cultures…in other words SBM.net

  389. 389 389. jolie fatale

    sign number 8690 that man is not interested:

    He rather watch this dry ass debate than talk to me on GCHAT!!!!

  390. 390 390. The Comeback Girl

    “androcentric”

    its the notion that coined the idea of cu$m shot jewelry.

  391. 391 391. qb

    again sorry i didnt join you guys for the debate convo earlier. i hope you all have a great night. i am taking my migraine having self to bed.

  392. 392 392. The Comeback Girl

    Nite Q and Mik..yall cant hang at all.

    if we ever get together. Im have a reiki lounge where imma work on yall wit the headaches, backaches, ulcers and what not.

  393. 393 393. Teacia

    lol…wow Comeback. i think my brain is turning to mush. i don’t remember a thing pre-learned or other. i think i may have to call it a night on the studying.

    besides i have all day tomorrow, my daughter is running a high fever and after i take her to the doctor’s office in the morning i’ll be chilling at the crib getting a last minute study session in.

  394. 394 394. Jac

    Comeback I love that definition and Tea’s too.

    Jolie:Keep your head up. Love Michelle’s dress.

  395. 395 395. The Comeback Girl

    cindy is rockin the royal blue..michelle looks really nice too. Showin a little cleavage….wow.

  396. 396 396. Teacia

    McCain didn’t even want to shake Barack’s hand just now…just a nasty ole man.

    BRING ON THE COMMENTARY CNN!!

  397. 397 397. qb

    Since comeback brought up getting togeher anyone know of a cool, chill, laid back night spot in chi-town?? i will be there on the 18th (regardless of whether or not my dad gets his sh*t together and gets my bears tickets)

  398. 398 398. SBM

    Since I missed the first debate because of that wedding I was in … I didn’t realize how horrible McCain looks on TV.

    Maybe it was me … but I just thought he was about to die at any minute.

  399. 399 399. Shelia

    Did McCain refuse to shake Obama’s hands or did I miss something? Hmmm.

    Thanks ladies (Teacia & Comeback Girl) for the definition.

    Teacia, hope your daughter feels better.

  400. 400 400. The Comeback Girl

    You can tell Barack REALLY REALLY REALLY loves Michelle..the way he looks at her even when on offical work type govt business. NICE

  401. 401 401. Teacia

    This was definitely a more interesting debate, it wasn’t boring at all.

    Good night all, I’m going to watch the commentary, put in another 20 minutes of studying and then off to bed for a long day tomorrow.

    Talk to yall in the morning.

  402. 402 402. jolie fatale

    ok… i’z out. I’m not going to bed but I’z got some cakin’ to do!

  403. 403 403. The Comeback Girl

    i hope your daughter feels better, T. too.

  404. 404 404. Shelia

    Good night all. I’m watching the commentary on CNN now.

  405. 405 405. The Comeback Girl

    Amy looks nice. She;s got on jeans (as most do) camera man is a little lazy..i don’t think they should be showing that shot.

  406. 406 406. Teacia

    Sheila thanks and yes he didn’t shake his hands at the end, Cindy McCain did but McCain shrugged it off.