Single Black Male

I have admitted my love for Jia of Jia TV a long time ago, but I figured I would share a video that I thought was funny … in order to keep things light and show that its not always serious with me.

Honestly … if I was given the offer … I would take it without much hesitation. I’m not lazy, but damn if the extra money and good p*ssy wouldn’t help keep me from losing my sanity.

I know I’m gonna catch hell for this one … but when I first heard this … I couldn’t help but identify with him. And to this day, Chamillionaire remains one of my favorite rappers.
Just ignore the more ignorant portions (paint dripping of the door, trunk pops and doing shows, etc). The core is pure gold

“Not engaged with no lady … fall in love with em … NO! You might think I’m crazy … never knew a love like this before. I’m in love with my foreign [car] … I’m in loooovvvveeee with my moooonnneeeyyyy”

This exact mantra may be too extreme for your average SBM … but for those simping hard (you know who you are) … listen to every work … write them down … and then say them every morning before you go to work.

Dedicated to my friend in New Jersey …

Another great video by my brother by another mother … GurlTalkkTV (if my mom was fron NY and lacked that unique DC appeal … sorry).

Here we take a look at the real life options presented to many of my fellow SBMs on any given night. Sometimes … the “craving” gets you … that inert desire to be pleased sexually by a member of the opposite sex … yet you find that all of the good ol Friends With Benefits are busy … so what to do. As its laid out … you have 3 options.

1. Play Video Games (or watch a movie, program, blog, etc) and chill.
2. Go to sleep …
3. Call the “bottom chick”.

I won’t ruin the video for you, but unless the craving has turned into downright starvation and you are in need of a slump buster … I personally would stick with Option 1. History has shown us, the “bottom chick” is always the most fertile out of all the girls you mess with, and don’t get caught slipping …

Besides … you needed to catch up on Halo anyway.

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Its sad, but I have a lot of friends who walk around and say “did you see that girl looking at me?! I could have got that number” or sometimes I’m on the metro and I see a guy who has some girl practically pinned to the wall trying to talk to her (as she looks mortified) with nowhere to go … ignoring the fact that she doesn’t like him. Or what about when I’m in the club, and I watch a guy get turned down 5 times by the same woman in 10 minutes.

What makes some of us think we can approach any woman and just never get turned down? Where did this arrogance come from?

GurlTalkk, who feels like a brother by another mother, has some interesting points on the matter. I’m not gonna talk your head off … check the video …

BTW … only a special kind of guy almost never gets turned down … but for most of you … your not him.

I’m a real big fan of Jia TV, a video blog by a cute(I think she’s sexy), funny, ATLien about love, life, porn, and a bunch of other random stuff. This is one of my favorite posts. She lays out some of the clear cut signs that you are just a jumpoff.For those who don’t know … a jumpoff aka cut buddy aka chick I’m f*cking … is someone you have a sex only relationship with. Its not the same as a friends with benefits … because you actual care about this “friend” and they can actually call you for non-sex topics. The jumpoff has one purpose … thats it!