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SBM College Fund

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SBM
on September 3, 2008
in Women
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**Admin Notes**
There is a new poll out.  What do you think of “Video Girls (Hoes to some)”?
Also, you can now follow the stupid things I think throughout the day by watching my twitter feed.  Its published on the side of my site for everyone to watch.  Enjoy …
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I personally am a huge advocate of education … especially higher education.  We already know that Educated Black People Rule, but this push comes from the fact that its what I believe will empower my people as a whole.  It’s important.

So … I do several things to make sure I’m not just talking, but actually acting.  With my fraternity (A Phi A … recognize) I have volunteered to teach and mentor “troubled” high school kids.  I have volunteered with a local mentoring program near me (working with 4th graders) … and Big Brothers Big Sisters is the next step.  

But … with all this work I do … there is one thing that I am particularly proud of.  There is one thing that I do that helps me directly contribute to the well being and future of African Americans in dire need.  It brings me great joy and I encourage you to all participate in this movement.

So what is it that I do … I make it rain!

Yes … the SBM College Fund has been enabling strippers across the US (and in the outlying states of Puerto Rico) to help pay for their college tuition.  We all know that every stripper is only stripping becuase they want money in exchange for having a phat ass have college tuition to pay and school books to buy.  We all know during the daylight that strippers are crazed sex fiends full-time college students, like in “Player’s Club”.  So … we must support these hard working and educationally minded individuals.

I know there is going to be someone here saying “Strippers aren’t all in college” or “that’s just a lie they make up”.  Blasphemy!  I actually went to a strip club once with a friend in another college.  He actually saw a girl who was in his biology class.  We only felt it fitting to place a couple dollars on her spread eagle “special place” and then allow her and her friend to give us a private show.

Where is our recognition?  Where is my plaque?

So, I want you to all go out tonight and start your own personal college fund.  Sure … its a thankless job, but when that struggling young girls looks into your eyes as you place money for a new pencil into her g-string … you will be filled with that inner pride that I experience on a regular basis.

I might go and make a donation tonight …