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To Swallow or Not to Swallow

Published
by
SBM
on January 5, 2009
in Sex
. 48 Comments

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There is a question that I discussed before.  Its a topic that has been talked about amongst friends, blogs, and college dorm rooms for years.  It has made its way into television, radio, and several facets of mainstream media.

Here at SBM.net … we are no stranger to hard hitting topics and are not afraid to talk about anything … I mean anything!

So …

Spit or Swallow?

Yes … I’m talking about giving a guy head, brain, top, smoking his sausage and speaking into the mike and … what happens to his babies, man-seed, nutty butter, man juice, unborn potential babies …

In the past I coined the slogan “Spitters are Quitters” … and the t-shirts are currently being designed as a manufacturer is sought out … but … is that really how I feel?  Is this really how “we” (Single Black Males) out here feel … ?

Why now SBM?  Why today?  Why address this now?

Don’t worry about all that … this is bigger than just me.

There is a show on HBO where a well known porn star (of course I can’t remember her name right now) answers questions, interviews people, and some other stuff (she is nude the whole show so I hear every other word).  One thing I did hear was her response to the classic “Spit or Swallow” question from one of her loyal viewers.

She doesn’t do either.

Think about this … her lively hood is having sex … this is how she makes money.  And this person picked the most conservative of answers.  Them babies are going nowhere near her mouth.

Now … your wondering “but SBM … what about you?”

Well … please please please … spit

Yes … I … SBM … a man’s man … a lover of fellatio … does not want nor need his love juice swallowed or digested.

Let me clarify … I don’t want my girlfriend, wife, or regular FwB  … to swallow.  All else … your JOs and one night stands temporary distractions … knock yourself out.

I know … this goes against the supposed wants, needs, and desires of every man … everywhere … for all of time.  Hell … even I have promoted swallowing for others and in the past … but I mean it this time.  And its one very simple reason to explain it all …

She’s human … she will burp … and I’m going to kiss her sometime after that.

That’s it … I’m that afraid of consuming my own “stuff” … I can live with spitting.  Just the thought of a breath flavored with my own secret sauce made me throw up in my mouth a little.

Am I alone is this one?  Am I really one of the 5 guys (I’ve had a few friends confirm that I’m not  alone) who want spitters? What about the women?  What do you do?  What does he like?

Another hard hitting topic brought to you from SBM.net  …

- SBM

They still make you?

Published
by
SBM
on September 9, 2008
in Sex
. 405 Comments

***Admin Note***
New Poll Up.  One night stands … What you think?
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I was sitting one night on my balcony enjoying the lake and sipping on a night cap.  The exact thought process leading me  to my next though is irrelevant … but I soon found myself reliving a memorable scene from college …

SBM: “You don’t do what?”
Anomaly: “I don’t give head”
SBM: “You don’t do it anymore you mean? What happened?”
Anomaly: “I’ve never done it.  It’s disgusting.  It’s slimy down there and there are all kinds of juices … yuck”
SBM: “WTF man.  Hey … Fiend (another roommate) come out here”
Fiend: “What’s up?”
SBM: “You eat p*ssy, right?”
Fiend: “Like a champ” (Fiend is a stone cold freak BTW)
SBM: “Me too.  How is it Anomaly never has and says he never will”
Fiend (Looks at Anomaly): “N***a … what! You are 23 and it’s the 21st century … What do you mean you don’t eat pussy???”
Anomaly: “Its nasty”
Fiend: “Man up n***a!”
SBM (Shaking head): “Anomaly … your a grown ass man dawg.  I bet you expect to get head though.”
Anomaly: “Yeah!”
SBM: “My brother … that’s just selfish.  How can you ask for what you won’t give?”
Anomaly: “Been working for me so far”
Fiend: “This is a sad day … I’m going back to my room”
SBM: “Damn Shame!  They still make people like you?”

Yeah … do they still make people like this?

Now, I understand that not every male is going to be utterly obsessed with performing this act like me, but how can anyone male or female just refuse to do it?  I mean … there was a whole sexual revolution in the 70’s (so I heard).  The stuff people consider normal nowadays would make even the most liberal 60’s parent cringe in horro … and your telling me you won’t lick a clit or hum on some balls?

Well … this is Social Darwinism at its finest.  These sick individuals will eventually be eliminated from the gene pool as no one will produce offspring with them.  Who would want to raise their children in a world without head?  I can bring no child into a world like that!  But at the core of the issue … a person’s refusal to give head boils down to one thing …

Its f*cking selfish!

If you can’t endure 10-30 minutes of something you don’t enjoy for the happiness of someone else … why should I do anything for you?

Have I pleasured some women who didn’t deserve it … yes.  Have I given more than I received … probably so.  But I know at the end of the day that I brought joy to someone else (well … I like doing it too … but that’s irrelevant) … and someone screamed, shook all over, yelled “Jesus” smiled as a result of my actions.

So … I say to you .. the SBM family … my brothers … my sisters … go home tonight and show that special someone how much you appreciate them.  Lick that love button until she quakes throughout her body.  Deep throat until he gets light-headed and needs to sit down.  You are personally making this world a better place and I thank you on behalf of all humanity!

Feel me?

SBM Guide to Getting Head

Published
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SBM
on August 4, 2008
in Sex
. 138 Comments

So … your laying there with your significant other (or your FwB, Cut Buddy, or one night stand) and thinking to yourself “Ok … so I know I’m gonna f*ck … but my balls (or clit) are dry.  Man … I sure want some head”.

Now your mind starts to race.  You know there are certain rules to this.  Asking flat out rarely works … unless you are extremely comfortable with this person.  Sure you could just put it in her mouth and hope for the best … but you could be bitten or denied head for years to come.  You could go ahead and just give her some … with the hopes of receiving … but all of us know too often how that scenario plays out (”ummm … you want me to do what now … ha ha ha … suck your own dick!  I got mine!”).

What to do?  How do you make sure you go to sleep feeling orally satisfied?

SBM to the rescue.  Here are a few suggestions to ensure that you go to sleep … “satisfied”.

1. Lay her head on your “pillow”.

You love letting her rest your head on your chest.  Just keep inching her head further south until she’s resting on that little patch of hair right above your “best friend”.  Then, complain about the heat and pull him out … real casual like.  The rest should write itself.

2. Talk about your friend’s great girlfriend who just loves to give head.

The power of suggestion … its powerful.  Your girl wants to be a good girlfriend (or at least move up the ranks from the cut buddy).  You think so highly of your friend’s girl … so maybe it will just motivate her to “do better”.

3. Pop in that all oral porn movie you got.

“Hey baby … wanna watch something with me”.  After watching skilled professionals make kielbabasa sized “things” disappear into thin air … she’ll start thinking “I can do that!  She ain’t got nothing on me!”  Isn’t that competitive spirit lovely!

4. Give her diamonds (ring, tennis bracelet, earrings).

If this one doesn’t work … you need to let her ass go anyway.  To any woman who has received a gift of diamonds and didn’t properly “thank” her man … kill yourself (in the proverbial words of Juicy J).

5. Tell her close her eyes.  Kiss her neck.  Kiss her forhead.  Kiss her cheek. Then right as she anticipates the final kiss … put it on her lips.

Uh … never actually tried this one … but it should work in theory … right?!?!
So … 5 tips on making sure that special someone gives you some “special attention”.  I will admit … these tactics really should only be used on a girlfriend or very serious dating partner.  There is a good chance you might either waste your money, get cursed out, or possbly be laughed at so hard … your “person” swallows their own tounge.

I know there have to be a lot more suggestions out there … my infallible wisdom is limited to just me.  What other methods are there out there?  Any women that can cosign, rebut, or suggest better?  And I know someone has got a story!

So … go out and get some head … your balls shall be dry no more!

I’d rather get some head!

Published
by
SBM
on June 2, 2008
in Sex
. 196 Comments

“I said I love having sex … but I rather get some head” - Three 6 Mafia

To anyone who doesn’t know, respect, and understand the importance of oral sex in 2008 … kill yourself (said in true Three 6 fashion)

Don’t get me wrong … sex is great. Sex is wonderful. It can be an emotional and soul connecting experience. It can raw and rough ending with two people tired and smiling. It can get real freaky and elaborate … and its one act that aims at mutual satisfaction (everyone gets off) … but lets be real … its trumped by good head anyday.

When I was younger (middle school or early high school … years before I started having sex either way) I read an sex article written by some woman. It forever changed my life. She said “A man who can f*ck well is great … but not special. There are plenty men who can give you good sex. But … to find a man who can give good head … thats special” (quote paraphrased from memory).

I took this to heart. When I got my first girlfriend, I honed my skill. I also mentally convinced myself I liked giving head (which I still do to this day). To this day, I get no bad reviews … I keep adding to the “skill set” … and I still love it. So … to sum it all up:

Reasons I love giving head

  • Nothing sounds better than to hear your name while the other person is in a fit of pure ecstasy.
  • Its one of the most unselfish sexual acts I can think of … shows the other person I really care about their enjoyment.
  • The look on their face afterwards is priceless.
  • They know I care about them on some level.
  • I can do more with my tongue.
  • Something about when their whole body just starts the shaking … whew.
  • At the end of the day … I really enjoy the other person “finding their happy place”.

Reasons I love getting head

  • Uh … its head.
  • The tounge and hand can do a lot more.
  • I can be lazy, sit back, and just enjoy myself.
  • If you need more reasons than that … you’ve never gotten good head before!

Does the rest of the world adore oral sex the way I do? Anyone else knows the best way to say “I Love You” is by making some toes curl?