Tag Archive for 'ignorance'

Laffy Taffy [Video]

Published
by
SBM
on May 28, 2008
in Video
. 94 Comments

There has been a decent amount of talk about my personal taste in music … so I decided to take it back to one of the classics … a true great in the history of ignorance music.

Not only did this dance have scores of people doing a simple dance that consisted of looking from side to side and snapping, it also managed to coin a new slang term … “Laffy Taffy”. It also stands as one of the best strip club songs of all time.

Another thing I never hear anyone talk about is the copious amounts of sexual references.

“Girls call me Jolly Rancher cause I stay so hard”
“You make it skeet skeet skeet like a water hose”
“I’m gonna toss it, flip it, and stab it”

Enjoy for now … I promise … no more ignorance tomorrow!

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Too Much … Need Rest

Published
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SBM
on May 27, 2008
in About Me
. 30 Comments

I’m back from bike week and I must recouperate. Here are some highlights.

  1. Left about 5 hours late.
  2. Got there too late for the party I was looking forward to since last year (missed is last year and heard great things).
  3. Motorcycle got left at home because of some complications that occurred about 48 hours before my departure.
  4. Threw up in public once.
  5. Hotel room’s toilet was broken and lacking toilet paper. Proceeded to run 24/7 the rest of the trip.
  6. Fell in the ocean (don’t ask) destroying camera and cell phone (sorry to those who tried to call/text me).
  7. Saw Rich Boy & Shawty Lo in surprise “concert” at the club (I’m a huge fan of both).
  8. Showed Myrtle Beach “My Dougie” … several times
  9. Got some ideas for improvements to my baby (my motorcycle).
  10. Saw a car on 30″ rims … nuts.
  11. Saw a girl with 8 different colors in her hair.
  12. Made it back with all my stuff and no criminal charges.

Now I’m going to recoup and get my mind back into gown educated man mode.