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Rantings of an SBM

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on June 27, 2008
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Its Friday again … so time to release so stress at the end of the week.

  • I haven’t admitted it … but I love white women.  My last girlfriend was caucasian and while I do date black women, they have continued to depress me and convince me why I will marry a white woman.  Last black woman I dated, asked her to make me a sandwhich … and she laughed.  My ex was making me them after 2 weeks.  Would have made a whole post on it … but thats doing too much.
  • I barely go to the club anymore.  I feel like I’m way too young to have outgrown the club, but damn if it just doesn’t do it for me.  I used to love crowded clubs (I’m a big guy so I just moved people) … but now I can’t stand people touching me.  Its hot, I want to sit down, and damn if girls at the club don’t even do it for me.  Besides … women aint touching their toes anymore … whats the point.
  • I was joking about the white woman thing.  I love my Nubian Queens (unless your an angry bitter b*tch … can’t stand ya’ll).
  • I miss my old car.  I had an Acura TL, sold her for something “practical”, then got so bored I bought a motorcycle.  Now I miss her … soooooooo much!
  • I really love breasts.  I just don’t understand why so many guys are ass men.  I will admit that a great ass can make you double take quicker then nice breasts … but when it matters (sex) … the breasts offer hours of fun.  You can push em up … down … around … squish them together … pull them apart … the options are endless.  An ass … you can smack it … what else?
  • “My Dougie … My Dougie … My Dougie … she says she likes my Dougie (I’m fresh) … My Dougie (I’m Fresh) … I’m Flyer than a motherf*cker!”
  • My “first” didn’t believe I was a virgin.  She refused to believe that I had never had sex with anyone else.  You would think hearing something like that could make you lazy … happy … complacement.  But not me … felt like I had a bar to meet now.  Just so she never saw a “degradation” in quality, I analyzed everything I did, identified the good things, and dropped the bad.  That is the reason I now waaaaaayyyyyyy overthink sex.  I guess the satisfaction of others at the cost of myself … eh.

Thats it for me.  I feel a lot better.

Now … good people of singleblackmale.net … family … whats on your mentally checked out, is it 5 o’clock yet, I don’t want to be here, the weekend started at 9am, ITS FRRRIDDDDAAAYYY mind.

RANT!!!

-SBM

Rantings of an SBM

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on June 20, 2008
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Well family … its been a crazy week in the comments section for those of you who follow it … its also been a crazy week at work. So … to end the week … I need to rant and vent.

  • For anyone who missed it … comments section took a turn for the worst right around the infamous “Three F’s” post. As anyone can tell you, I don’t have the time or energy to moderate, watch, and get involved with all of these comments (n***a got a job). I just hope anyone hurt who felt they had to leave realizes I love all of them, but … I respect if people felt the need to “take a break” from the SBM fam.
  • I think I need a girlfriend again. Maybe this time a biker chick.
  • I have two significant female friends in my life. The more I think about it … the more I wonder how I manage to do it. I don’t have emotions (nope … not even Bambi made me cry) … so I wonder how they put up with me. One even told me “You’re not compassionate enough”. I responded “My dick won’t let me. Besides … thats what you have other female friends for”.
  • Have you ever been attracted to a female that you wouldn’t find attractive physically, but there is some other innate quality and you just see them all the time. I had a Teacher’s Aide in college who taught an Economics class. She wasn’t even cute … but she knew so damn much about finance. At some point I would ask her to write on the board so I could stare at her ass … her flat ass too. Does that count as Stockholm Syndrome (she had me captive in class … right)?
  • I think my 4th greatest fear in life is that I will never understand the female mind. I will marry a woman, love her intimately, and live partially to make her happy … but I won’t understand a damn thing that goes through her mind.
  • Why is it women hate other women? Is it genetic, social, or just a big ass coincidence? Not every women hates other women, but its enough that I can make this statement and feel justified.
  • So … several women in my lifetime have admitted their crazy. I heard a long time ago that one major component of being crazy is that you think your not crazy. Does this mean that even though she make no f_cking sense that she isn’t crazy? What a conundrum.
  • Barack in 08!!!!!!!

Revel me with your own personal rantings. Its Friday. You mentally checked out yesterday and I know I’m not the only one who wants to think out loud for the world.

RANT!

-SBM

Rantings of an SBM

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on May 22, 2008
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Its like a freestyle for my mind … enjoy!

  • I think I may officially have a fear of commitment. I will admit that I may be close to actually finding someone who will convince me to give up my “selfish” ways. This may be an interesting time … just might be.
  • If I were to do something absolutely crazy like mess around and get a girlfriend … do I have to change the name of the site? Do I shut it down altogether? Can I still write about stuff like Friends with Benefits? Do I have to get all soft with yall?
  • Can a female who claims to have a “penis” during the day really “check their penis at the door” when coming home around their man? I understand its a “man’s world” and you all have to be strong, but can you turn it off? Could I be an ardent asshole during the day, but come home and be some simping foot massager after hours? Makes ya think …
  • I can’t break the hold that ignorant down south music has on me and I’m afraid it may inhibit my ability to get the type of women I like when she hears whats in my CD player. I crank “My Dougie“, I like to “Get Silly“, and to a lesser extent “Snap & Roll“. There is also various screw, Chamillionaire, Paul Wall, and Three 6 Mafia that I listen too … but I refuse to feel bad about them … we don’t need to be together if you can’t respect Killa Koopa.
  • Three 6 Mafia has a song with a hook that says “I love having sex, but I rather get sum head“. There are realistic logistical reasons why this shouldn’t apply to me … but damnit if truer words have never been spoken. Maybe its cause I can be lazy, maybe its because I’m the center of attention, but you just can’t beat good head.
  • Hilary Clinton needs to give up damnit!
  • Someone told me that if you go to a strip club, and you touch the strippers breast … that counts as cheating. You gotta be kidding me?!?!?!
  • In the south there are lot of women that go to strip clubs. I mean … they go with other girls to just have fun … and their not gay. In the DC area … I almost never see girls at strip clubs (all though my usual spots are wholes in the wall … but still). This is just another reason I love southern women and will eventually move down south.
  • Someone told me recently she doesn’t think she would associate herself with the “type of guy” who wouldn’t buy a girl a drink in the club. Didn’t know how to react … it was a mixture of emotions. I’m told its my youth … but I plan to be 95 telling chicks it aint happening. Thats my money!

Thats it … until next time.

Rantings of an Single Black Male

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on April 9, 2008
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Haven’t done this in awhile, but I basically have too many things on my mind to write a post on each … and some just don’t have to do with relationships. Anyways …

  • Maybe writing has made me more guarded of some of my ideas. As I engage in my daily back and forth arguments with Comeback Girl, I think about this. But I love when people challenge what I have to say. Otherwise, I become arrogant and pompous. I need to find a job where I can work from home and blog more (not really a stretch for a programmer). Aww well …
  • I’m getting the feeling that people want to hear the flip side of some of my posts. Like”5 things to say a guy likes you” and things like that. I might have to get on top of that.
  • I really do think black dating is in a sad state of affairs. I think we are indulging in way too much self destructive behavior, thereby reducing our relationship maturity, and effectively making less and less of the population worth dating. I have said its bad for men and worst for women before. There are numbers (such as incarceration rates) proving this, but I still think things are kinda f*cked on both sides. Some might call me pessimistic, or say that I should “think positively”, but I have never subscribed to the “think happy thoughts” mindset.
  • Regional differences make so much difference in dating. Sometimes, just the state and the city make a huge difference. Baltimore girls are a stark difference from DC girls, and NY girls differ from NJ girls. I have mentioned my affinity for southern girls plenty of times … but part of me is thinking the “anywhere but hear” mentality as I just can’t take girls from around here anymore (actually swore them off 1st year of college). Must be something in the water.
  • Something I am saying in this post will be misconstrued by someone and then they will make sure to tell it to me … but that is life … I’m cool with that.
  • I really think I’m ready for a good solid girlfriend. Do I have to change the name of the site then? Do I have to tell her about the site (currently I don’t tell girls I talk to about this site)?
  • I have something to admit. I dated Comeback Girl before I started blogging. We live in the same city, and it just happened. She doesn’t know which one of her previous dates I am and I didn’t know about her blog until things had come to a conclusion … but I have to come clean. Sometimes I wonder if I’m to blame for the anger. I would go into more details … but thats unbecoming.
  • My love for DC and the area have really risen as of late. Not sure why either. Maybe its because I have been eating mambo sauce a lot more often as of late.
  • I was joking about Comeback Girl. I’ve never met her a day in my life. I do want to meet her … but not sure if I would reveal my “secret identity”. LMAO. Had you for a second … didn’t I!

Till next time …

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Rantings of an SBM

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on February 18, 2008
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I think a lot … but not every thought is worthy of an entire post. Here I will attempt to take some of the more interesting things floating in my head and share them with you.

- Something about the club is becoming less and less attractive. When I go, I can have fun, but I rarely do. In addition, I just don’t feel like trying to meet women here. Like the aura of buckethead is just so strong I can’t do it. I’ve written about why you can’t meet a girlfriend at the club, but I used to have fun … maybe I’m getting old.

- I think I want a girlfriend. Not sure yet … but I think “being single” is too time consuming.

- Having a girlfriend can be expensive. Its been awhile, but me and someone were talking about this recently. For a guy who wants to treat his girlfriend well, you have flowers, dates, dinners, trips, and if your simping … her rent too.

- Someone on “Def Comedy Jam” made a joke about women ruining “dumb conversations”. Guys can talk/argue for hours about the most random things, such as Superman vs. Batman, as soon as you bring a woman into the conversation … instant death. This happened to me when me and friends were discussing what would get more women … a Law Degree (not a lawyer yet) or a 46″ Plasma TV. After 15 minutes of discussion, we asked a female. “Thats stupid, what do you mean, etc”. Convo over!

- Really though … what would get more women … the law degree or the plasma?. You would be surprised how many women don’t see the law degree as a major “attractor”.

- Dating is worst for men than women. A failed first date means the planning (I try and custom tailor each one), money, and time is wasted. For a woman, its just time, and at least you probably got a free meal out of it.